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Ryan Knuth 🇨🇦
@rmknuth.bsky.social
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel

Ottawa, 🇨🇦

Customer Support Manager by day
Director at @evco.bsky.social by night
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
May his grave reek of ammonia
TRUMP: “I said why is it we only take people from shithole countries? Why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden, Denmark… But we always take people from Somalia— places that are filthy, dirty, disgusting.”

Such a mystery what he means when he says this stuff, isn’t it?
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Privatization means corners are getting cut, low wages, or taxpayers are overpaying. Probably all. When profit enters the discussion, there’s no way around that.

#onpoli
Ottawa will have one of Ontario's first standalone surgery clinics ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Mark Carney agreed to a new pipeline, but will he finally admit he doesn't 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 the new pipeline? Why won't he admit he doesn't actually 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 pipelines? That's why we've tabled this motion. To make Mark Carney say he 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 pipelines.

Conservatives will always stand for and 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 pipelines!
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Meet Brickley and I in 308 for an ass kicking
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have a couple large boxes of small boys and girls clothes I’d like to donate in #Ottawa

Seems like St Vincent de Paul is my best bet so far, but any others I should consider?

I’d like somewhere that gives the clothes to those who actually need it, but also OK if it’s sold to benefit the charity.
December 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wonder if I can get this in e-book format?
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Mark Gerretsen 🇨🇦 -
This is not your parents’ Conservative Party — And Brian Mulroney agrees. #cdnpoli
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
*Repeatedly logs into banking app to check if by chance there’s a bank error in my favour*
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Anyone want to fund me running in the next election for Ward 3? Seems like Hill only shows up when there’s a good Instagram photo to be had, and is a lackey for this directionless Mayor.
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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If anyone cares at all, EV battery recycling is now hitting 99% recovery for important metals

Please remind me again what the recycle rate for fossil fuels is

interestingengineering.com/energy/recyc...
New recycling tech recovers nearly pure nickel and cobalt from old EV batteries
Researchers have developed an eco-friendly recycling tech that extracts 99 percent pure nickel and cobalt from waste batteries.
interestingengineering.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So does this mean our police force can’t deal with this? Who will these private security officers be accountable to?

Who’s advising the Mayor?
Giving $1 million of city money to pay for private security in the Byward Market is outrageous. All it will do is displace more unwell people into Centretown and surrounding communities. And announcing this at a press conference before consulting council? Not cool.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Action plan or 'PR stunt'? Mayor's public safety event gets mixed reviews | CBC News
Mark Sutcliffe says public safety has been a key priority since he ran for election three years ago, but his challenger for mayor says his latest announcement looks like a political event for the next...
www.cbc.ca
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just finished Season 1 of The Chair Company.

What the hell did I just watch?
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN: He’ll probably be out cold for a while; this last episode of diarrhea was quite painful for him.
STEPHEN MILLER: Hm. Is there any chance we can get him to say something incredibly racist at 3pm?
PHYSICIAN: (pulling out a syringe filled w/ liquid Adderall) I love what I do.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
AI as your entire support option is shit. It can help for sure, but come on.
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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#Ottawa, join us today at Second Cup Merivale for our annual Fill the Frunk Food Drive!

10am - 12pm

evco.ca/event/evco-k...
EVCO Kilowatts & Coffee with the Annual Fill the Frunk Food Drive - Electric Vehicle Council of Ottawa
Come hang out at our (almost) weekly casual Saturday morning coffee social event. Talk EVs, all things environmental, or anything else! Come check out some cool cars and enjoy a […]
evco.ca
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I need to step it the fuck up
@rmknuth.bsky.social has swears! They've used 66 profanities in their last 947 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (14 times)
🥈 "damn" (11 times)
🥉 "fucking" (7 times)
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
@profanity.accountant yo. What’s my count?
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM