She’ll probably be Home Secretary in a future Reform Government now…

An easy win would be to rename The Crown Estate/Crown Estate Scotland and actually apply their underpinning legislation.

TCE and CES are not the personal property of the monarch - they are state assets being misused. I suspect people would be much less tolerant if they understood that better.

I probably owe everyone an official apology for that joke…! 😬😂

Kemi Badenoch channeling her inner Liz Truss with her utter bonkers fuckwittery, with Robert Jenrick waiting in the wings to carry it on.

The line succession of the Romaine Empire is secure…

“It’s certainly something I can conceive of…if the baksheesh is good enough. Thank you for your attention to the matter of my bribe”

“We’re standing firm against anything foreign and that changes or insults the flag” say men dressing up in costumes with changed flag made in China (probably)

Well it did used to be called the German Sea, so it’s fundamentally a bit suspect…

“Bigger boys came…”

Presumably the flood water is okay if it comes from the English Channel but not the Irish, Baltic or Norwegian seas since they’re all a bit foreign…

But they fought in the war, worked all their lives, will freeze to death this winter, something, something…

I blame the immigrants for this…

It’s outrageous- I tried to do some online banking today and found that the State had redistributed almost all of my money to unemployed disabled working class immigrant jugglers for them to spend on crack and BMWs…

I just robbed a bank but I did it in a non-hurtful way so I get to keep the money, right…?

And today’s policy on Ukraine is…

But think of all the data that Elon Musk managed to steal to make himself even richer - that’s got to count for something.

Greatness and winning…

Absolutely.

And as much as I’d love the UK to be manufacturing other things, if the UK Government, BAE and Babcock et al wanted to ratchet up defence production to arm Ukraine and create some British jobs in the process, I’d be very okay with that.

100% accurate - people in the UK want Scandinavian public services but to pay US levels of tax.

So basically they want to rip up the Trade and Cooperation Agreement and have a “no deal” Brexit instead, and inflict even greater damage on the UK than they already have.

I wonder how Orban reached this deeply principled position…