@rmcl82.bsky.social
Work in politics. Here to provide political and societal witticisms…or the closest equivalent I can manage. Mainly UK, European and US politics, although I’m an equal opportunities satirist.
Also an amateur - and slightly experimental - cook.
Also an amateur - and slightly experimental - cook.
Breaking news: FIFA to announce that Donald Trump will keep the World Cup in perpetuity after Trump’s forthcoming, and completely unprecedented, double hat-trick in the final.
No-one has ever scored goals like them, and many think Trump is the hottest striker in the world…
No-one has ever scored goals like them, and many think Trump is the hottest striker in the world…
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Breaking news: FIFA to announce that Donald Trump will keep the World Cup in perpetuity after Trump’s forthcoming, and completely unprecedented, double hat-trick in the final.
No-one has ever scored goals like them, and many think Trump is the hottest striker in the world…
No-one has ever scored goals like them, and many think Trump is the hottest striker in the world…
He clearly just wants to do his bit and make a contribution…just not by paying taxes and stuff though - heaven forbid…
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
He clearly just wants to do his bit and make a contribution…just not by paying taxes and stuff though - heaven forbid…
Congratulations to Donald Trump on winning the inaugural FIFA Piece of Shit Prize. Can’t think of a more deserving winner…
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Congratulations to Donald Trump on winning the inaugural FIFA Piece of Shit Prize. Can’t think of a more deserving winner…
Great work by Politico Declassified with this description of the EU Quarter in Brussels 🤭
December 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Great work by Politico Declassified with this description of the EU Quarter in Brussels 🤭
“Farage tells Reform donors he expects tie-up with Tories before the next election” - henceforth to be known as the Farage Marriage, I presume…
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“Farage tells Reform donors he expects tie-up with Tories before the next election” - henceforth to be known as the Farage Marriage, I presume…
“As a former Minister for School Standards, I really miss having SS in my job title, and Reform UK are the best way for me to get that back…”
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 AM
“As a former Minister for School Standards, I really miss having SS in my job title, and Reform UK are the best way for me to get that back…”
“I’m just like every other ordinary Joe” says man in vast palace full of gold, antiques and fine art, catered to by an army of servants, and before embarking on a busy day of ribbon-cutting, banqueting and meddling with laws to ensure it doesn’t affect his lands, wealth and privileges.
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 AM
“I’m just like every other ordinary Joe” says man in vast palace full of gold, antiques and fine art, catered to by an army of servants, and before embarking on a busy day of ribbon-cutting, banqueting and meddling with laws to ensure it doesn’t affect his lands, wealth and privileges.
Well someone will be absolutely delighted by this news…
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Well someone will be absolutely delighted by this news…
One of these people should be kicked out of the UK because they don’t act or sound British, and it isn’t the woman on the left.
Absolutely shameful that overt racism is now the norm on the airwaves, and a big fuck you to every cunt doing it or enabling it.
Absolutely shameful that overt racism is now the norm on the airwaves, and a big fuck you to every cunt doing it or enabling it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
One of these people should be kicked out of the UK because they don’t act or sound British, and it isn’t the woman on the left.
Absolutely shameful that overt racism is now the norm on the airwaves, and a big fuck you to every cunt doing it or enabling it.
Absolutely shameful that overt racism is now the norm on the airwaves, and a big fuck you to every cunt doing it or enabling it.
“Bigger boys came…”
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
“Bigger boys came…”
And today’s policy on Ukraine is…
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 AM
And today’s policy on Ukraine is…
Guessing that MP/ministerial pensions are totally fair and completely sacrosanct though…
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Guessing that MP/ministerial pensions are totally fair and completely sacrosanct though…
So it’s gratitude you want?
Okay - we’d all be terribly grateful if you’d be kind enough to fuck off. And when you think you’ve fucked off enough, fuck off a little more just to make sure.
Yours gratefully, everyone that isn’t a cunt like you and your cultist supporters.
Okay - we’d all be terribly grateful if you’d be kind enough to fuck off. And when you think you’ve fucked off enough, fuck off a little more just to make sure.
Yours gratefully, everyone that isn’t a cunt like you and your cultist supporters.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So it’s gratitude you want?
Okay - we’d all be terribly grateful if you’d be kind enough to fuck off. And when you think you’ve fucked off enough, fuck off a little more just to make sure.
Yours gratefully, everyone that isn’t a cunt like you and your cultist supporters.
Okay - we’d all be terribly grateful if you’d be kind enough to fuck off. And when you think you’ve fucked off enough, fuck off a little more just to make sure.
Yours gratefully, everyone that isn’t a cunt like you and your cultist supporters.
It’s absolutely outrageous that asylum seekers should laugh and dance. They should really be quiet, dignified and law-abiding like far-right rioters…
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It’s absolutely outrageous that asylum seekers should laugh and dance. They should really be quiet, dignified and law-abiding like far-right rioters…
It brings a tear to the eye…
November 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It brings a tear to the eye…
The Louvre announce their latest masterpiece…
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Louvre announce their latest masterpiece…
I almost never agree with Reform UK types, but…
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I almost never agree with Reform UK types, but…
“We must stand up to far right rhetoric by using exactly the same rhetoric, and rejecting their policies by delivering them…”
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“We must stand up to far right rhetoric by using exactly the same rhetoric, and rejecting their policies by delivering them…”
I think it’s called patriotism and loyalty to the flag. Just not the British flag…
November 16, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I think it’s called patriotism and loyalty to the flag. Just not the British flag…
“I’m voting Reform because of their healthcare, social security and human/employment rights policies”
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
“I’m voting Reform because of their healthcare, social security and human/employment rights policies”
If it’s not possible to get the Epstein Files released because Republicans would rather protect pedophiles than victims, maybe a patriotic staff member could leave them in a bathroom in Congress or somewhere.
After all, classified/secret documents are always secure when left in a bathroom, right?
After all, classified/secret documents are always secure when left in a bathroom, right?
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If it’s not possible to get the Epstein Files released because Republicans would rather protect pedophiles than victims, maybe a patriotic staff member could leave them in a bathroom in Congress or somewhere.
After all, classified/secret documents are always secure when left in a bathroom, right?
After all, classified/secret documents are always secure when left in a bathroom, right?
If there are no real legal grounds for the BBC to fear a court case or to pay anything, that’s great.
That said, none of the payments made to Trump by media firms previously would seem to have been based on legal grounds, as opposed to just caving in to bare-faced threats and extortion.
That said, none of the payments made to Trump by media firms previously would seem to have been based on legal grounds, as opposed to just caving in to bare-faced threats and extortion.
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
If there are no real legal grounds for the BBC to fear a court case or to pay anything, that’s great.
That said, none of the payments made to Trump by media firms previously would seem to have been based on legal grounds, as opposed to just caving in to bare-faced threats and extortion.
That said, none of the payments made to Trump by media firms previously would seem to have been based on legal grounds, as opposed to just caving in to bare-faced threats and extortion.
“Is this how you treat your best ally” said leader of country responsible for imposing tariffs on the UK, and whose allies have called for the overthrow of the UK Government and subversion of our laws and courts…
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“Is this how you treat your best ally” said leader of country responsible for imposing tariffs on the UK, and whose allies have called for the overthrow of the UK Government and subversion of our laws and courts…
Just in case there’s any confusion (or people pretending to be confused, but who know exactly what they’re doing).
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just in case there’s any confusion (or people pretending to be confused, but who know exactly what they’re doing).