rmcl82.bsky.social
@rmcl82.bsky.social
Work in politics. Here to provide political and societal witticisms…or the closest equivalent I can manage. Mainly UK, European and US politics, although I’m an equal opportunities satirist.

Also an amateur - and slightly experimental - cook.
Pinned
* Interested in ending human rights and dignity?

* Are you a racist, rapist or paedophile looking to rebrand as a “political prisoner”?

* Thinking about strip mining UK public services and selling off the ashes?

Nige will oblige!

Join Reform UK today at their Moscow, Dubai or Florida offices 👍🏻
One of these people should be kicked out of the UK because they don’t act or sound British, and it isn’t the woman on the left.

Absolutely shameful that overt racism is now the norm on the airwaves, and a big fuck you to every cunt doing it or enabling it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“I only ever advocated gassing Jews, blacks and Asians in a non-hurtful way and accidentally repeatedly performed Nazi salutes…”

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage responds to racism claims saying he never ‘tried to hurt anybody’
Reform leader denies racist or antisemitic behaviour ‘with intent’ at school, but says he can’t remember everything from 49 years ago
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Guessing that MP/ministerial pensions are totally fair and completely sacrosanct though…
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 AM
So it’s gratitude you want?

Okay - we’d all be terribly grateful if you’d be kind enough to fuck off. And when you think you’ve fucked off enough, fuck off a little more just to make sure.

Yours gratefully, everyone that isn’t a cunt like you and your cultist supporters.
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Time to revive Operation Yellowhammer planning for a “no deal” Brexit then.

Operation Fascist Fuckwits has a certain ring to it…

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reform plans to strip EU citizens of benefit rights, says Farage - BBC News
Leader Nigel Farage says his party would renegotiate the Brexit deal struck by the Tory government.
www.bbc.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
US foreign policy on anything vaguely Putin-adjacent is like “dumb cop, bad cop” - effectively “you better give him what he wants because I can’t control him when he’s like this, or any other way, because we’re Russia’s bitch”
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The cure for admiring the House of Lords is to go and look at it.

Walter Bagehot
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I think the prevailing view is that the full #epstein files are very unlikely to be released, that they will be heavily “Trump-washed”, or that the “zone will be flooded” with distraction pre-release.

With the above in mind - might military action be taken against Venezuela before the release?
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s absolutely outrageous that asylum seekers should laugh and dance. They should really be quiet, dignified and law-abiding like far-right rioters…
November 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Odds on the final being moved to Mar-a-Lago…?
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
The Louvre announce their latest masterpiece…
November 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well, everyone experiments in school or university, don’t they - some with smoking, sexuality or drugs, others with fascism and the wholesale betrayal of the UK, democracy and human decency…
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I almost never agree with Reform UK types, but…
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“We must stand up to far right rhetoric by using exactly the same rhetoric, and rejecting their policies by delivering them…”
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
In an era of constant new lows when it comes to migration, this is a whole new level.

Illegal migration isn’t tearing this country apart, as Shabana Mahmood claimed - dangerous rhetoric and policies from concentration camps are what’s tearing this country apart.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Refugees’ jewellery could be seized to pay for asylum costs, says Home Office minister
Idea borrowed from Denmark is latest attempt to reduce number of refugees coming to UK
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
They fuck you up, the Home Office.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Refugees to face 20-year wait to settle permanently under asylum reforms - BBC News
Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is expected to announce major reforms to the asylum system on Monday.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The playbook is clear:

Step 1: deport NHS staff;

Step 2: waiting lists grow and NHS ceases to function;

Step 3: abolish NHS, sell assets, and force everyone onto private healthcare;

Step 4: Rich get richer and Nigel Farage buys new mansion (probably in someone else’s name for tax purposes).
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 AM
And this from the party of faith, freedom and law and order…
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Wear it like a badge of honour ✊🏻
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
“It’s outrageous that refugees don’t integrate” says government making it impossible for refugees to integrate.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
If the BBC must apologise for calling a spade a spade, and a fascist a fascist, fine - whatever. A mistake was made.

The fascist cunt should absolutely not get a single penny of British licence fee payer money though. He can fuck off, and then fuck off some more🖕🏻

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC apologises to Trump over Panorama edit but refuses to pay compensation
Lawyers for the US president have threatened to sue the corporation for $1bn (£759m).
www.bbc.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Anyone who is “pro-worker”, who “values competence, stability and public services”, and who has “environmental concern” and yet is planning to vote Reform, is a useful idiot - nothing more.

Think you’re angry, anxious, insecure and betrayed now? You ain’t seen nothing yet…
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
If it’s not possible to get the Epstein Files released because Republicans would rather protect pedophiles than victims, maybe a patriotic staff member could leave them in a bathroom in Congress or somewhere.

After all, classified/secret documents are always secure when left in a bathroom, right?
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM