Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh.
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
All questions will be answered by HR in the morning
December 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
All questions will be answered by HR in the morning
I hope i dont run into him tomorrow
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I hope i dont run into him tomorrow
Clippy, the Microsoft Office paperclip
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Clippy, the Microsoft Office paperclip
I was sat on the (virtual) photocopier, scanning my arse (remotely)
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I was sat on the (virtual) photocopier, scanning my arse (remotely)
Ill make sure to stand in the right spot
December 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ill make sure to stand in the right spot
Another soaking from Daniel
Must be Christmas
Must be Christmas
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Another soaking from Daniel
Must be Christmas
Must be Christmas
That will show Tom and Leo
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
That will show Tom and Leo
a man wearing a floral shirt is crying
ALT: a man wearing a floral shirt is crying
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Youre never allowed to criticise my jokes ever again Scotty
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Youre never allowed to criticise my jokes ever again Scotty
God the stress
Very impressed at your professionalism in having to switch roles at the last minute.
I hope they gave you time to gather?
Very impressed at your professionalism in having to switch roles at the last minute.
I hope they gave you time to gather?
December 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
God the stress
Very impressed at your professionalism in having to switch roles at the last minute.
I hope they gave you time to gather?
Very impressed at your professionalism in having to switch roles at the last minute.
I hope they gave you time to gather?
That kid dressed as santa(?) is pulling focus. I hope you sorted him out Nicky
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That kid dressed as santa(?) is pulling focus. I hope you sorted him out Nicky
Looks marvelous.
Let me know when you want me round to plant up your borders
Let me know when you want me round to plant up your borders
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Looks marvelous.
Let me know when you want me round to plant up your borders
Let me know when you want me round to plant up your borders
Oh god I thought it was an image!!! Didnt realise it was a sound clip...haaa
Im so old....
Im so old....
December 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh god I thought it was an image!!! Didnt realise it was a sound clip...haaa
Im so old....
Im so old....
Hang in there Chris. Everyone else is deffering stuff to Jan 5th, so get on board
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hang in there Chris. Everyone else is deffering stuff to Jan 5th, so get on board
Im so sorry, but im way too old to know what the hell this is
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Im so sorry, but im way too old to know what the hell this is
All the more time to pester you
Mwahahaaa
Mwahahaaa
December 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
All the more time to pester you
Mwahahaaa
Mwahahaaa
'Kin ell!
Youll be a new man!
Youll be a new man!
December 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
'Kin ell!
Youll be a new man!
Youll be a new man!
Ahhhh. Gotcha!
Good times! 😊
Good times! 😊
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Ahhhh. Gotcha!
Good times! 😊
Good times! 😊