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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh.

Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️‍🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘‍♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
For those that dont know, I used to go to school with someone called Beth-Leigh Hemm

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December 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Everyone up?
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Im on my 2nd naff Christmas movie and my 4th cuppa tea
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
All you lot measuring your sleep, ive got a tip...Glass of red whilst on antibiotics

101% All REM sleep

Ill never measure it, but im assuming this is the result
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Cant quite believe how loud the dog is snoring right now
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Simon is on another works party...home alone again....can only mean one thing....

Yes...totally sober, sat in silence, eating crab sticks
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Morning
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Don we now our gay apparel
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Well today was a ball ache

IYKYK
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was already having a bit of day, and then some sadist sends this...
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Darling, did you hear that?

Oh dont worry. Its just 50 Christmas tractors speeding through the village...

WTF
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Well ive been up for an hour and im surprisingly fresh

Get me
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I did warn everyone, and I have had a few
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Home alone for the night, so we know what that means (apart from the obvious 👀)
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Q: Whats better than having a lay in?

A: When the dog ALSO had a lay in...
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This is nice
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Err...not sure how youve got Madchester from this lot?
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Morning lads. Today's my friday
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Why the hell is there no sherry in the house????
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
We've trimmed up

Copious amounts of other tat not pictured
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
December, innit
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
By 1 vote, black door is the winner...well done Si

We had previously also decided this, so Simon's is on the front door and mine's on the back door

Make of that what you will
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ok, so it was wreath making ahoy this afternoon in our very own Pig and Pony.

Are we team Red door or team Black door?

(weve already decided who's is best, but im curious)
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oh have a day off Satan...
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
He only went and had a lay in...

Can someone tell me what pants to wear today please
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM