Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh.
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
For those that dont know, I used to go to school with someone called Beth-Leigh Hemm
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December 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
For those that dont know, I used to go to school with someone called Beth-Leigh Hemm
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🎄
Im on my 2nd naff Christmas movie and my 4th cuppa tea
December 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Im on my 2nd naff Christmas movie and my 4th cuppa tea
All you lot measuring your sleep, ive got a tip...Glass of red whilst on antibiotics
101% All REM sleep
Ill never measure it, but im assuming this is the result
101% All REM sleep
Ill never measure it, but im assuming this is the result
December 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
All you lot measuring your sleep, ive got a tip...Glass of red whilst on antibiotics
101% All REM sleep
Ill never measure it, but im assuming this is the result
101% All REM sleep
Ill never measure it, but im assuming this is the result
Cant quite believe how loud the dog is snoring right now
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Cant quite believe how loud the dog is snoring right now
Simon is on another works party...home alone again....can only mean one thing....
Yes...totally sober, sat in silence, eating crab sticks
Yes...totally sober, sat in silence, eating crab sticks
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Simon is on another works party...home alone again....can only mean one thing....
Yes...totally sober, sat in silence, eating crab sticks
Yes...totally sober, sat in silence, eating crab sticks
Don we now our gay apparel
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Don we now our gay apparel
Well today was a ball ache
IYKYK
IYKYK
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Well today was a ball ache
IYKYK
IYKYK
I was already having a bit of day, and then some sadist sends this...
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I was already having a bit of day, and then some sadist sends this...
Darling, did you hear that?
Oh dont worry. Its just 50 Christmas tractors speeding through the village...
WTF
Oh dont worry. Its just 50 Christmas tractors speeding through the village...
WTF
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Darling, did you hear that?
Oh dont worry. Its just 50 Christmas tractors speeding through the village...
WTF
Oh dont worry. Its just 50 Christmas tractors speeding through the village...
WTF
Well ive been up for an hour and im surprisingly fresh
Get me
Get me
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Well ive been up for an hour and im surprisingly fresh
Get me
Get me
I did warn everyone, and I have had a few
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I did warn everyone, and I have had a few
Home alone for the night, so we know what that means (apart from the obvious 👀)
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Home alone for the night, so we know what that means (apart from the obvious 👀)
Q: Whats better than having a lay in?
A: When the dog ALSO had a lay in...
A: When the dog ALSO had a lay in...
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Q: Whats better than having a lay in?
A: When the dog ALSO had a lay in...
A: When the dog ALSO had a lay in...
Err...not sure how youve got Madchester from this lot?
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Err...not sure how youve got Madchester from this lot?
Morning lads. Today's my friday
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Morning lads. Today's my friday
Why the hell is there no sherry in the house????
December 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Why the hell is there no sherry in the house????
We've trimmed up
Copious amounts of other tat not pictured
Copious amounts of other tat not pictured
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We've trimmed up
Copious amounts of other tat not pictured
Copious amounts of other tat not pictured
By 1 vote, black door is the winner...well done Si
We had previously also decided this, so Simon's is on the front door and mine's on the back door
Make of that what you will
We had previously also decided this, so Simon's is on the front door and mine's on the back door
Make of that what you will
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
By 1 vote, black door is the winner...well done Si
We had previously also decided this, so Simon's is on the front door and mine's on the back door
Make of that what you will
We had previously also decided this, so Simon's is on the front door and mine's on the back door
Make of that what you will
Ok, so it was wreath making ahoy this afternoon in our very own Pig and Pony.
Are we team Red door or team Black door?
(weve already decided who's is best, but im curious)
Are we team Red door or team Black door?
(weve already decided who's is best, but im curious)
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ok, so it was wreath making ahoy this afternoon in our very own Pig and Pony.
Are we team Red door or team Black door?
(weve already decided who's is best, but im curious)
Are we team Red door or team Black door?
(weve already decided who's is best, but im curious)
Oh have a day off Satan...
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Oh have a day off Satan...
He only went and had a lay in...
Can someone tell me what pants to wear today please
Can someone tell me what pants to wear today please
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
He only went and had a lay in...
Can someone tell me what pants to wear today please
Can someone tell me what pants to wear today please