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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
2.3K followers 950 following 16K posts
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh. Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️‍🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘‍♂️👬 York, UK www.twitch.tv/ristophe
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 2h
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
A surprise please!
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 3h
Somebody has to Liam
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
Fair cop
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
Oh are we still talking Strictly?

I was trying to change the subject...
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
Sorry.

Maybe me and you could do it?
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
I actually think I manifested this.

I remember saying on Saturday "These two are set for life with this gig..."
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
Ill get you some talc
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
I know. Its feels dirty
ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
Oh i wont be doing anything like that
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
Yeh weve had a few fires in the evening, but the house needs a good blast of heat to air it now
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
To be fair this is true. Our house is old and starts to drip with condensation from about now

But then again, dont we all?
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 5h
I thought youd just put on another pair of tights?
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Good shout to be fair Rich
ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Yeh...go on
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson sitting on a couch with the words join us above them .
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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Im usually the same but I told myself to fuck off
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
You do right. Whack on another bar, go on
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Oh the struggle

You need a holiday Gary
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Its marvellous the effect a chip pan can have.

Ill be ready with the damp tea towel
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
I mean maybe, but i dont see what that would achieve
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
You love it
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Oh the kids had a field day with our Ben
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Absolutely.

And who doesnt like hot oil?
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Cris @ristophe.bsky.social · 6h
Yeh we were doing the same, but im choose not to get chillblanes in my toes again