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ristophe.bsky.social
Cris
@ristophe.bsky.social
Gamer, garderner and general nerd. Lover of most things cooking, plant or video game related. I just try to make people laugh.

Wannabe meditation and yoga dude. DMs open to nice folk...🏳️‍🌈🎮🍽🍻🪴🧘‍♂️👬
York, UK
www.twitch.tv/ristophe
I can still make the whole tree SHIMMERRRR
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Abstract Bart Simpson
December 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Everyone up?
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Morning
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Don we now our gay apparel
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I was already having a bit of day, and then some sadist sends this...
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Man on rocket powered sled
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Darling, did you hear that?

Oh dont worry. Its just 50 Christmas tractors speeding through the village...

WTF
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I did warn everyone, and I have had a few
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Home alone for the night, so we know what that means (apart from the obvious 👀)
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
December 6, 2025 at 10:09 AM
This is nice
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I assume this is your top album and artist?
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Err...not sure how youve got Madchester from this lot?
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Im on Andy's tail...

*coughs*
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Morning lads. Today's my friday
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
We've trimmed up

Copious amounts of other tat not pictured
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM