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@rinbcage.bsky.social
· Nov 7
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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What was a grassy knoll doing in Dallas to begin with...
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
What was a grassy knoll doing in Dallas to begin with...
A problem overlooked with the American Eagle "great jeans" ad is that their jeans suck ass. Every pair that I ever got from there disintegrated within a year. The ad should mention how bad the jeans are
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A problem overlooked with the American Eagle "great jeans" ad is that their jeans suck ass. Every pair that I ever got from there disintegrated within a year. The ad should mention how bad the jeans are
Saw a man run across the bar into the bathroom, and he looked at me and said "I forgot my Zyns on the toilet!"
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Saw a man run across the bar into the bathroom, and he looked at me and said "I forgot my Zyns on the toilet!"
What was a grassy knoll doing in Dallas to begin with...
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
What was a grassy knoll doing in Dallas to begin with...
Fealty sucks. My liege can go fuck himself
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Fealty sucks. My liege can go fuck himself
Frankenstein's a bit of a Lothario... he necks then bolts!
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Frankenstein's a bit of a Lothario... he necks then bolts!
My job just gave me a one trillion dollar per hour raise but Elon's thing is cute too
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
My job just gave me a one trillion dollar per hour raise but Elon's thing is cute too
I'm lowkey a beautiful and indomitable spirit with an ass you can bounce a quarter off of!
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm lowkey a beautiful and indomitable spirit with an ass you can bounce a quarter off of!
Andrew Cuomo.... your fired!
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Andrew Cuomo.... your fired!
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My new thing is instead of saying "rags to riches" I say "rags to bags" and by bags I am talking about bags of money
June 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My new thing is instead of saying "rags to riches" I say "rags to bags" and by bags I am talking about bags of money
They sell dvd players pretty cheap nowadays, but then you have to buy the discs separately if you want to watch anything. Which is bullshit to me
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They sell dvd players pretty cheap nowadays, but then you have to buy the discs separately if you want to watch anything. Which is bullshit to me
NSFW at Any Speed: The Erotic Fiction of Ralph Nader
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
NSFW at Any Speed: The Erotic Fiction of Ralph Nader
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Got my bottle of Cranny Cola ready for the big live stream event 👀 @crannyboy.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Got my bottle of Cranny Cola ready for the big live stream event 👀 @crannyboy.bsky.social
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Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
"I'm putting out the fire... with Vaseline!" -David Bowie, running out of hemorrhoid cream
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"I'm putting out the fire... with Vaseline!" -David Bowie, running out of hemorrhoid cream
Chicago Cubs world series big winner one million years in a row
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Chicago Cubs world series big winner one million years in a row
Reliable sources inform me that my favorite baseball team, The Chicago Cub, have won the World Series. Let's hear it for the Cubbies
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reliable sources inform me that my favorite baseball team, The Chicago Cub, have won the World Series. Let's hear it for the Cubbies
Wise men were cooking when they wrote some of those ancient proverbs
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Wise men were cooking when they wrote some of those ancient proverbs
Sometimes grief makes you have sex with the vice president of the United States
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sometimes grief makes you have sex with the vice president of the United States
one man's trash is another man's garbage
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
one man's trash is another man's garbage
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Abraham Lincoln (hold for applause) sucked (hold for boos) at backing down from a fight (hold for applause) and going to the theater (huge applause break)
December 24, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Abraham Lincoln (hold for applause) sucked (hold for boos) at backing down from a fight (hold for applause) and going to the theater (huge applause break)
Would you care to fall for my deadly ruse, m'lord
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Would you care to fall for my deadly ruse, m'lord
I would love to see an origin story for Darth Vader...
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I would love to see an origin story for Darth Vader...