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@rikabel69.bsky.social
An infinitely hot and dense dot. English. Neurodivergent. Vancouver Island. Web dev. Not a fan of fascism. Death to MAGA. Normal for Norfolk. OneWheel/EUC dork.
behold my invention - The Bassy Björn
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
behold my invention - The Bassy Björn
so… that was a presser about… doing pullups at the airport, and breast milk? did i get that right?
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
so… that was a presser about… doing pullups at the airport, and breast milk? did i get that right?
my dog just squeezed out a long fart while vigorously scratching her ear, creating an impressive vibrato effect. i yelled “bravo!”, but she just gave me a side eye.
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
my dog just squeezed out a long fart while vigorously scratching her ear, creating an impressive vibrato effect. i yelled “bravo!”, but she just gave me a side eye.
an egg salad sandwich is $6:49 now. what a time to be alive.
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
an egg salad sandwich is $6:49 now. what a time to be alive.
Why no shocker emoji
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Why no shocker emoji
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wild that they are just saying it all in print. Fuck American exceptionalism.
wild that they are just saying it all in print. Fuck American exceptionalism.
www.whitehouse.gov
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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wild that they are just saying it all in print. Fuck American exceptionalism.
wild that they are just saying it all in print. Fuck American exceptionalism.
The Mars Volta - Roulette Dares (The Haunt Of)
YouTube video by TheMarsVoltaVEVO
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
stop co-opting Franklin the Turtle you fucking scum.
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
stop co-opting Franklin the Turtle you fucking scum.
who up hoovering they schneef off a live cow’s teat
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
who up hoovering they schneef off a live cow’s teat
'Regular Animals’ exhibit in Art Basel’s Inaugural AI Sector, Zero10
YouTube video by Miami Herald
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Guillotines are pretty cool, apropos of nothing.
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Guillotines are pretty cool, apropos of nothing.
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this is an amazing interview. Chris Morris is a genius. He also served me a slice of cake at a wake and wAs extremely modest and cool. Also, watch Brass Eye.
this is an amazing interview. Chris Morris is a genius. He also served me a slice of cake at a wake and wAs extremely modest and cool. Also, watch Brass Eye.
Chris Morris on satire in the Trump era and his new film 'The Day Shall Come'
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
youtu.be/liV5wKAihh8?...
this is an amazing interview. Chris Morris is a genius. He also served me a slice of cake at a wake and wAs extremely modest and cool. Also, watch Brass Eye.
this is an amazing interview. Chris Morris is a genius. He also served me a slice of cake at a wake and wAs extremely modest and cool. Also, watch Brass Eye.
would
… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
would
Queen
December 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Queen
The FIFA peace prize trophy is utterly horrendous and reminds me of goatse. Kudos to the designer.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The FIFA peace prize trophy is utterly horrendous and reminds me of goatse. Kudos to the designer.
zooted to fuck
I see they remade COCAINE BEAR
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
zooted to fuck
FIFA Peace ☮️ Prize 🏆 for 🍊 💩 lol lmao. fuck FIFA. Boycott the World Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
FIFA Peace ☮️ Prize 🏆 for 🍊 💩 lol lmao. fuck FIFA. Boycott the World Cup.
Wayne Shitzky more like
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wayne Shitzky more like