What

it’s this shit over and over again:

Undermining your partners efforts at discipline so you can be the cool parent low key slaps when you ain’t got a coparent in your ear telling you it’s problematic

Charcoal Manatee tooth disease

Thank you queen please don’t send cops into mass and cass that is very against the holiday spirit and those people need doctors not our least achieving high schoolers with tasers and guns

We could do a lot of things! Duct tape and planks of wood are reasonably priced even in this economy!

Hi, I sent this about 15 minutes ago with no response as yet from you. Teams showed you as green earlier, so I’m not sure if my message reached you. At this income level and stage of your career, a quick response is appreciated, especially when, as explained, I have prior family engagements this wee

It didn’t even take 6 hours.

Loomers a tough one. The fact that she needs a heated rock to sleep on in her enclosure presumes ectothermic, potentially herpetiform since there is photographic evidence of her larval state but the final skull shape suggests some kind of Easter island Moai origin.

This trend of just writing articles that make 70-90 year olds feel validated in the things they just want to be true seems embarassing but bari Weiss is running cbs so L is on me.

I know it smell crazy in there

Carla makes JD watch garden state and apologize for it