kelsey bee
@richuncleskeleton.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏴☠️Pirates spare no one🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
bi, witchy, millennial shenanigans
lotta yarn here
ask about my cats
she/her - operation cheesehead 2026
bi, witchy, millennial shenanigans
lotta yarn here
ask about my cats
she/her - operation cheesehead 2026
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My fingers are too frosty to embroider the letters tonight so that’ll be for tomorrow.
What if Stede crocheted Ed a variety of envelopes and sent his love letters in them that’d be cute.
What if Stede crocheted Ed a variety of envelopes and sent his love letters in them that’d be cute.
January 22, 2026 at 3:26 AM
My fingers are too frosty to embroider the letters tonight so that’ll be for tomorrow.
What if Stede crocheted Ed a variety of envelopes and sent his love letters in them that’d be cute.
What if Stede crocheted Ed a variety of envelopes and sent his love letters in them that’d be cute.
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only some of my creations from over the last couple years
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
only some of my creations from over the last couple years
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I’M SERIOUS 😠 STAND DOWN NOW
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I’M SERIOUS 😠 STAND DOWN NOW
How bad was today?
"raze my animal crossing island without feeling anything" bad
"raze my animal crossing island without feeling anything" bad
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 AM
How bad was today?
"raze my animal crossing island without feeling anything" bad
"raze my animal crossing island without feeling anything" bad
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Lately when I'm having trouble sleeping I like to read about difficult scientific things like quantum mechanics which basically feels like me angrily grabbing my brain and saying "OH SO YOU LIKE CONSCIOUSNESS? YOU LIKE ABSORBING KNOWLEDGE? HOW ABOUT YOU SMOKE A WHOLE PACK OF KNOWLEDGE"
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Lately when I'm having trouble sleeping I like to read about difficult scientific things like quantum mechanics which basically feels like me angrily grabbing my brain and saying "OH SO YOU LIKE CONSCIOUSNESS? YOU LIKE ABSORBING KNOWLEDGE? HOW ABOUT YOU SMOKE A WHOLE PACK OF KNOWLEDGE"
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If cat, why candy shaped
December 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
If cat, why candy shaped
You ever bite into a burnt cheezit and realize you had a bad childhood
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You ever bite into a burnt cheezit and realize you had a bad childhood
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
Being told when and where to put stitch markers makes me so oppositional defiant please make me normal
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Being told when and where to put stitch markers makes me so oppositional defiant please make me normal
Stress choring and listening to Rebecca Sugar, happy Monday y'all
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Stress choring and listening to Rebecca Sugar, happy Monday y'all
Purring, weighted neck pillow. Sharper Image, $99.95
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Purring, weighted neck pillow. Sharper Image, $99.95
Hey, sometimes brushing your teeth is the one mental health win you get in a day.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Hey, sometimes brushing your teeth is the one mental health win you get in a day.
When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy.
Oink oink final form *power up noises*
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Oink oink final form *power up noises*
Shakin that bacon
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Shakin that bacon
Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal
Do you all remember the Hazbin Hotel Commercial Bumpers? #niffty #HazbinHotelFanart #hazbinhotelseason2
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal
Has a receipt from Arby's as an alibi
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Has a receipt from Arby's as an alibi
I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD
Rip it and ribbit
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Rip it and ribbit
One brain cell working for the weekend
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
One brain cell working for the weekend
Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug.