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coming out as a tf2 player in 2025 is braver than coming out as gay or trans ngl
who else is fursuiting at the US dry bean convention
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
ILLEGAL MOVE
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i think as a joke they should let vulpera be demon hunters
November 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
D&D 5e's rules for stabilizing a creature very prominently do not mention physical distance of the player in relation. We can extrapolate that to mean this implies a lack of line of site, or even plane of existence requirements.

You can Thoughts & Prayers people back to health in D&D 5th Edition
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
someone on wow just called trump "Donica Lewinsky" and that's going to be forever burned into my brain
November 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
goddamn i love potato
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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it is dangerous to be tall
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Sibuxiang Booty~

Animation release from Patr3on!
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
guess who just bought six pounds of cranberries
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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when you're so high you've gone nonverbal but the guy ordering doordash asks what size you want your meatball sub
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
male-coded adventure time spinoff for people who think spiketv was peak called "The Adventures of Beef and Snake"
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Sylveon
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the plompy my beloved
You may think this is just a fox until:
*Sproing* go the big furry ears.

This is the aptly-named BAT-EARED FOX (Otocyon megalotis), native to the African savannah.

The Latin name means "dog-ear big-ears" & she's very sensitive about it, so NO GOSSIPING (she can hear you from a continent away).
a fox in a cage with a tree branch behind it
Alt: A bat eared fox approaches the camera and suddenly unfurls enormous bat-ears that tower over the head. It's a grey fox with buff chest and darker grey stripe down the nose. The slinking tail is dark charcoal like the paws.
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
huey emmerich 2.0 lookin ass
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
this is his first time ever touching a hammer and it shows
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My vulpera monk is setting up a new brewery in her player housing. It doesn't have a name but it does have a sign reading "Cum Inside! Beer!." The sign has everyone in town assuming it's a brothel. The truth is she just can't write in common or orcish.

But also it's a brothel now
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
me and who
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
welcome to my TED talk, today my subject is, "Cartoon Moms That I Want Their Jocasta Complex Focused On Me"
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
kingdom hearts makes sense if you're really into trying to detangle qanon conspiracies
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
man nothing like a game of quiplash to make you realize you're the only funny one on your team at work
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
quick hack

if a sphinx demands you answer its riddle, simply offer a quick fuck for a free pass this time
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Wal Mart heat lamp popcorn chicken for dinner
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM