rhizoman
@rhizoman.bsky.social
First they came for the insects. I was not an insect, so I did not speak up. Then they came for the birds…
1. He’s not on tour because he’s dead.
2. He always just wanted to play the saxophone, but when he was young his dad could only afford a guitar, so he taught himself to play guitar and make it sound like a saxophone. Did whomever chose that pic know this, or a strange coincidence?
#allanholdsworth
2. He always just wanted to play the saxophone, but when he was young his dad could only afford a guitar, so he taught himself to play guitar and make it sound like a saxophone. Did whomever chose that pic know this, or a strange coincidence?
#allanholdsworth
July 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
1. He’s not on tour because he’s dead.
2. He always just wanted to play the saxophone, but when he was young his dad could only afford a guitar, so he taught himself to play guitar and make it sound like a saxophone. Did whomever chose that pic know this, or a strange coincidence?
#allanholdsworth
2. He always just wanted to play the saxophone, but when he was young his dad could only afford a guitar, so he taught himself to play guitar and make it sound like a saxophone. Did whomever chose that pic know this, or a strange coincidence?
#allanholdsworth
Coming from the guy who dressed an actor up in a robot costume and thought nobody would notice it wasn't a real robot, this is farcical. Humans will still be scrubbing dishes and toilets after all of this clown's vaporware predictions are long forgotten. Bet we will have some amazing weapons though!
MUSK, in Riyadh:
"My prediction, actually, for humanoid robots is that ultimately they will be tens of billions. I think everyone will want to have their personal robot. You can think of it like, as though you had your own personal C-3POor R2-D2. But
even better.
@cnbc.com $TSLA
"My prediction, actually, for humanoid robots is that ultimately they will be tens of billions. I think everyone will want to have their personal robot. You can think of it like, as though you had your own personal C-3POor R2-D2. But
even better.
@cnbc.com $TSLA
May 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Coming from the guy who dressed an actor up in a robot costume and thought nobody would notice it wasn't a real robot, this is farcical. Humans will still be scrubbing dishes and toilets after all of this clown's vaporware predictions are long forgotten. Bet we will have some amazing weapons though!
What the fuck is a filamindus tree?
May 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
What the fuck is a filamindus tree?
Fuck a heartburn remedy. If I am not getting heartburn, how am I supposed to know whether I made my coffee strong enough?
April 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Fuck a heartburn remedy. If I am not getting heartburn, how am I supposed to know whether I made my coffee strong enough?
It’s the little things in life. Like when you’re the first car at a red light, and you’re a little bit late to go on the green, yet nobody behind you blows their horn.
April 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It’s the little things in life. Like when you’re the first car at a red light, and you’re a little bit late to go on the green, yet nobody behind you blows their horn.
McDonalds drive through. Placeholder text on receipt reads, "Valued Customer," but the sweet young child behind the mic misreads it, addresses me as "Valued Consumer," and I have never, in my entire life, felt more American than I did in that moment.
April 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
McDonalds drive through. Placeholder text on receipt reads, "Valued Customer," but the sweet young child behind the mic misreads it, addresses me as "Valued Consumer," and I have never, in my entire life, felt more American than I did in that moment.
I fucking love AI generated captions
February 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I fucking love AI generated captions
Purely anecdotal: I have noticed a sharp increase in the number of “doubled word” errors in posts, news stories etc. the last few years. I suspect it has something to do with alterations in the brain from COVID. One of the most obvious errors, easily caught by the most cursory proofread. Baffling.
February 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Purely anecdotal: I have noticed a sharp increase in the number of “doubled word” errors in posts, news stories etc. the last few years. I suspect it has something to do with alterations in the brain from COVID. One of the most obvious errors, easily caught by the most cursory proofread. Baffling.
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Every scientist, long before they were a scientist, was a little kid who stood in front of a fish tank or stared up at the stars or turned over a rock to look at the bugs underneath and said “wow”. On the best days, working in science still feels like that.
February 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every scientist, long before they were a scientist, was a little kid who stood in front of a fish tank or stared up at the stars or turned over a rock to look at the bugs underneath and said “wow”. On the best days, working in science still feels like that.
Reposted by rhizoman
The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...
youtube.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...
we need compulsory remedial science education NOW
February 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
we need compulsory remedial science education NOW
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Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
February 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Because in the United States, it’s legal to feed chicken shit to cattle.
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
That’s why. That’s literally the reason
www.telegraph.co.uk/global-healt...
Chaise longue pig: The couch, made of human flesh (my legs) where my dog likes to sit.
February 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Chaise longue pig: The couch, made of human flesh (my legs) where my dog likes to sit.
If I had my dream job of making up neat looking little gadgets that DO NOT EXIST, for clickbait to some idiot listicle sites, I guess A.I. would have put me out of it by now anyway.
January 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If I had my dream job of making up neat looking little gadgets that DO NOT EXIST, for clickbait to some idiot listicle sites, I guess A.I. would have put me out of it by now anyway.
If you get distracted/forget/procrastinate on cleaning your glasses until they get so smudgy that FaceID stops working, you might have AuDHD
January 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you get distracted/forget/procrastinate on cleaning your glasses until they get so smudgy that FaceID stops working, you might have AuDHD
CHUDs: we should drown the government in a bathtub
Also CHUDs: Why didn’t the government save my house?!?!?
Also CHUDs: Why didn’t the government save my house?!?!?
January 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
CHUDs: we should drown the government in a bathtub
Also CHUDs: Why didn’t the government save my house?!?!?
Also CHUDs: Why didn’t the government save my house?!?!?
Reposted by rhizoman
What stage of climate crisis is bulldozing abandoned luxury cars to make way for firetrucks?
January 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
What stage of climate crisis is bulldozing abandoned luxury cars to make way for firetrucks?
who will suck the carbon
back out of the sky?
don't look now
it ain't you or i
(with apologies to D. Boon)
back out of the sky?
don't look now
it ain't you or i
(with apologies to D. Boon)
January 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
who will suck the carbon
back out of the sky?
don't look now
it ain't you or i
(with apologies to D. Boon)
back out of the sky?
don't look now
it ain't you or i
(with apologies to D. Boon)
There’s only one thing I want to smell when I walk into a weed store, and it’s not some cloying Tropical Blast Glade plug-in. WTF is with these dispensaries running air fresheners/scented candles/EO diffusers? Don’t like the smell of weed? Maybe don’t take a job running a weed store then, you clown!
December 31, 2024 at 9:17 PM
There’s only one thing I want to smell when I walk into a weed store, and it’s not some cloying Tropical Blast Glade plug-in. WTF is with these dispensaries running air fresheners/scented candles/EO diffusers? Don’t like the smell of weed? Maybe don’t take a job running a weed store then, you clown!
DOUGE: Department of Useless Grifter Eggheads
December 22, 2024 at 1:53 AM
DOUGE: Department of Useless Grifter Eggheads
Lumbergh: verb 1. To walk around aimlessly with a coffee mug in one’s hand, making inane pronouncements and being generally useless.
2. To absentmindedly misplace an item while walking around aimlessly. “Now where did I Lumbergh my coffee mug?”
2. To absentmindedly misplace an item while walking around aimlessly. “Now where did I Lumbergh my coffee mug?”
November 30, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Lumbergh: verb 1. To walk around aimlessly with a coffee mug in one’s hand, making inane pronouncements and being generally useless.
2. To absentmindedly misplace an item while walking around aimlessly. “Now where did I Lumbergh my coffee mug?”
2. To absentmindedly misplace an item while walking around aimlessly. “Now where did I Lumbergh my coffee mug?”
A wizard always sleeps exactly as long as he intends to sleep
November 26, 2024 at 2:12 PM
A wizard always sleeps exactly as long as he intends to sleep
