Rhett Bauer
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Rhett Bauer
@rhettbauer.bsky.social
Always thinking, sometimes talking: Pacers, fantasy/dynasty basketball, and general NBA analysis
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The Pacers had 162 points with two minutes to go against the Wizards, and then took three straight shot-clock violations rather than add to the destruction. Almost seems worse than trying to get to 170. Almost.
March 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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And the Pacers have a new NBA franchise record for points in one game. 159 and counting.
March 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Pacers have 40 assists for the 21st time in franchise history. And as I'm looking this up they get 41, which they've now done 16 times.
March 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Pacers franchise record for points in an NBA game is 157. They're at 156 with 3:20 to go.
March 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Two straight from-the-jaws-of-defeat-ass wins for the Pacers. Alligator blood squad.
March 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Feeling pretty good about my preseason "All-Pessimistic" bets

- PHI u51.5 (-105)
- PHX u46.5 (+105)
- PHX miss the playoffs AFTER play in (+175)

That last one was a bit of a stretch, but there was so much that could go wrong with these two teams...and we've seen it play out
January 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Cade Cunningham Points/Assists Scorigami

You can create your own on my app: shiny.sradjoker.cc/NBA-Scorigami/
January 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The Nets only scored WHAT?!
January 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The 10 most mid teams of the last 10years have 0 titles, and I'm guessing more years missing the playoffs than getting beyond the first round

"Mid teams finish mid" isn't exactly analysis, but when you've been mid for half of a decade? That's a pattern, and somewhat of a self-fulfilling prophecy
Number of Mid Seasons over the past 10 years

Mid Season: Win % between 45 and 55. Corresponds to 37-45 wins in 82 game season
January 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I said it earlier, please stop calling these fouls, yes he gets the defender up in the air but then initiates all the contact. These need to be not be fouls.
January 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tension in the locker room is sure to be dissolved by benching:

- guy making $50m (who is honestly playing pretty well) for a rookie
- guy currently suspended for slapping someone during a game for Mason Plumper

My Suns under bet before the season keeps looking better and better
Sources: In midst of 4-game losing streak and tension in locker room, Phoenix expected to make drastic change by removing Bradley Beal, Jusuf Nurkic from starting lineup beginning Monday at Philadelphia. #haynesbriefs
January 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I Dad'ed so hard the last six hours:

-built 4yo's new bed
-tear down his old loft bed
-tear down, move and rebuild 2yo's crib+dresser into her new room
-clear driveway of 5in of snow
-tear down, move and rebuild 9mo's crib into HIS new room
-solo'd a recumbent bike up some stairs

I hurt everywhere
January 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Wiggins to Indy in the Jimmy to GSW deal, let's get funky
January 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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After an embarrassing loss against the Hornets, the Pacers knew they needed to change something. Tyrese Haliburton sat down with 2 coaches to figure it out.

How that conversation and some defensive tweaks changed the Pacers fortunes - and the win column: www.forbes.com/sites/tonyea...
December 31, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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The final Locked On Pacers this year is about the best of the year 2024 for the Pacers.

Watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z2t...
Listen: open.spotify.com/episode/3n9M...
December 31, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Herro spacing the floor for a fight that HE was at the center of starting

can't make this up lol
Amen Thompson threw Herro to the court, damn
December 30, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Every Net takes a hit because of either usage or increased likelihood of role change (other trades or shutdown)

Every Laker usage player gets a bump for now, though I think there's another move coming for a more high-level ball handler

Can't wait to see what shakes loose
FROM SHAMS:

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers have agreed on a trade sending D’Angelo Russell, Maxwell Lewis and three second-round picks to the Brooklyn Nets for Dorian Finney-Smith and Shake Milton, sources told ESPN. https://t.co/V175zGtmKW
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FROM SHAMS: BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers have agreed on a trade sending D’Angelo Russell, Maxwell Lewis and three second-round picks to the Brooklyn Nets for Dorian Finney-Smith and Shake Milton, sources told ESPN. https://t.co/V175zGtmKW
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December 29, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Scorched Earth Jimmy vs Heat Culture is going to be incredible
Jimmy Butler statement the Heat just released from Pat Riley

"We usually don't comment on rumors, but all this speculation has become a distraction to the team and is not fair to the players and coaches. Therefore, we will make it clear - We are not trading Jimmy Butler."
December 26, 2024 at 6:52 PM
What in the "too much time on StatHead+DraftKings" is this lol

True, Yabusele HAS scored 15+ in 4 of PHI's last 5 vs teams with winning record

Also true:
-that spans 14GP/27days
-10 or less pts in 9 other games
-only two games of 15+ across first 14GP, for 6 total

+1200 promo notification is wild
December 25, 2024 at 7:08 PM
First 25 games of the year, Collin Sexton had 15 steals total for an average of 0.6spg

Last two games, he's had *seven* steals and is now averaging 0.8spg for the year

The epitome of @joshlloyd.bsky.social's annual "H2H steals and blocks are incredibly volatile" rant when talking 9cat projections
December 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
December 16, 2024 at 10:10 PM
Vassell almost pulled off a Tony Snell last night

25 minutes
4 points (2-11 FG, 0-6 3PT)
0 rebounds
0 assists
0 steals
0 blocks
0 turnovers
0 fouls

Can't say I've seen many other players that I think so highly of, do so little lol
December 16, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Is it too late to cancel the Bryant trade?
FROM SHAMS:

The Detroit Pistons are waiving center Paul Reed, sources tell ESPN. In 12 games, Reed has averaged 4.8 points and 2.3 rebounds in 10 minutes. The move was made to give Detroit roster and salary flexibility with the NBA trade deadline less than two months away. https://t.co/93AOdymJXP
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FROM SHAMS: The Detroit Pistons are waiving center Paul Reed, sources tell ESPN. In 12 games, Reed has averaged 4.8 points and 2.3 rebounds in 10 minutes. The move was made to give Detroit roster and salary flexibility with the NBA trade deadline less than two months away. https://t.co/93AOdymJXP
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December 14, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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ME: how about we do an unboxing video

PALLBEARER: absolutely not
December 11, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Just realized Cody Zeller has earned an additional $102,994 from his couch because the Hawks made the NBA Cup semis.

Good night everyone!
December 12, 2024 at 6:23 AM