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I just want to make jokes about stupid stuff all day and I will play “Yes, and” and “No, but” in replies. I just want to make dumb jokes and I know they’re dumb.
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uint16 @remix.net · Feb 14
My cat and his butthole on top of my gaming PC
a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress with the name elizabeth feathercock at the bottom
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a white dress with the name elizabeth feathercock at the bottom
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USB
USB Type C
USB Type-0
USB-III: Lightning Returns
Dissidia USB-012: Duodecim
Kingdom Hearts USB: Universal Serial Bus
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I had to change masseuses because the last one really rubbed me the wrong way.
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I surprised myself in not quite shocking, but surprised and disappointed in unsettling ways at the 1-trip Thanksgiving buffet today.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
elle fanning to predator:
Well, Do You? GIF
ALT: Well, Do You? GIF
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November 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just had my UPS driver throw a smoke bomb, right after in a single motion, they placed the “sorry we missed you” note between the door and their hand so that when they knocked once and disappeared into a cloud of smoke the note was also sticky-glued to the door.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Man who believes Ripley the character from Alien is somehow part of the board of directors “Ripley’s
Believe it or not!” museum.

I think.. that’d look.. a little something like this!!

<dies from stroke>
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
25lbs of butt in 20lbs butt capacity cat dish #mst3k
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Somebody made and is selling what I would describe as midjourney jars
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
New character in my hallway art.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The wildest world building that Twilight Zone tries to get away with is that every man wears a suit regardless of activity:

* Driving across the state? Suit.
* Alien? Suit.
* Inappropriate interaction with child? Suit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Hey under-cover Oni in #TOUGENANKI, maybe don’t dress in such sick clothing to blend in a bit more.
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’m told I’m like having Stephen Stucker’s character “Jimmy” from Airplane as a co-worker but only in the most tiresome way.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Having to keep one cat inside so the dog door got closed down and everybody is mad because they can’t come and go as they please.

This also requires me to hone my lightning quick kick technique so that when it connects, it’s not just Pele kicking the cat back into the house.
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
November 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
following my account counts as community-service in most jurisdictions near you
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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The sacrifices I make...
I watched episode one of the new Robin Hood series.

You can read my review here;
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/15/t...
or here;
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/tv-review-...

A few highlights in this short thread.
TV review: ‘Robin Hood’, episode 1 (2025)
Before you start, yes, I know, the story of Robin Hood is mostly a myth, a legend, so those who tell that story get a bit more freedom, yes.But the writers, set designer & director all have cho…
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November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The rookie move of welding paper towel to the burrito in the
microwave. 🧻🌯
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
#BlackRain - Japanese guy comes into a restaurant where Michael Douglas and Andy Garcia, I don’t have it in me to type more.
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Start-up idea about using AI models to predict crime using on-line habits as key signal indicators.

The demo of the technology is just swarms of drones that go to elementary school after elementary school, just razing them to the ground.
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Every time I get the “You won’t believe what calamity has occurred to your credit score” - I login and nothing has changed.

Fix your face #WellsFargo
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Now that #Windows11 lets me login with a PIN, you couldn’t beat my password out of me with a rubber hose. I don’t know it.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
#OuterWorlds2 has some really cheek jiggling “death by electrical shock” sound effects that hit the spot
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
First mission in #OuterWorlds2 is to find your zoom login, fuck off.
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I release this #Tubi slogan into the public domain:

* Tubi: These Tekken films aren’t going to stream themselves
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
In 2025 my phone and my laptop use the same plug.

Shame about everything else going on but at least I have this.
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM