uint16
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uint16
@remix.net
I just want to make jokes about stupid stuff all day and I will play “Yes, and” and “No, but” in replies. I just want to make dumb jokes and I know they’re dumb.
One must at all times exude confidence or the salad will take the upper hand.
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
.oO( That’s funny.. he never has a second glass at home )
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yellow signs are just suggestions.
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Did they give you a Lament Configuration to solve?

This could be a trap.

Kidding aside, sounds beautiful and not sad.
December 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Beware, that could just be an elegant way for your kid to say your friends suck.
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Good grub
December 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Canonically not the worst thing Lucy ever said before pulling the football away as poor Chuck kicks the air as hard as possible and eats shit falling on his coccyx.
December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Having three Futi Batis right next to each other is kind of my dream house, also I’m recovering from several strokes that have impacted my cognitive skills.
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
She sells crystals by the cavern’s door
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I don’t remember this Star Trek episode
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Honeydew needs to help Beaker, that dude is going to suffocate.
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That bear’s older work is better.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Hey thanks a lot, I appreciate your effort!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I would gladly pay to find these comics from a legit source
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Is there a book of all the spy vs spy strips in one place where I could flip through and just start putting hash marks on my wall like a prisoner in their prison cell?

Are you just a super fan or are you like the committee that writes Garfield cartoons as a hive mind that runs on money?
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I feel seen.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When you summon Pavlov’s dog with a ritual summoning bell you can give him a new name as your familiar
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Dunking your face into pristine pies so that you leave a face impression that makes it clear what has happened as a way to establish dominance?

Like peas in a pod we are!
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Oh come on buddy, you don’t think you’re getting out of here without some ball jiggling. Whole reason I volunteer at the dog show.
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m pretty high, I was wondering how a horse knit a sweater. Hour 2, it came to me.
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I CAN’T STOP WATCHING BIRDS!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER. 🥃🥃🥃
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM