uint16
@remix.net
I just want to make jokes about stupid stuff all day and I will play “Yes, and” and “No, but” in replies. I just want to make dumb jokes and I know they’re dumb.
I CAN’T STOP WATCHING BIRDS!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I CAN’T STOP WATCHING BIRDS!!!
Somebody made and is selling what I would describe as midjourney jars
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Somebody made and is selling what I would describe as midjourney jars
New character in my hallway art.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
New character in my hallway art.
The wildest world building that Twilight Zone tries to get away with is that every man wears a suit regardless of activity:
* Driving across the state? Suit.
* Alien? Suit.
* Inappropriate interaction with child? Suit.
* Driving across the state? Suit.
* Alien? Suit.
* Inappropriate interaction with child? Suit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The wildest world building that Twilight Zone tries to get away with is that every man wears a suit regardless of activity:
* Driving across the state? Suit.
* Alien? Suit.
* Inappropriate interaction with child? Suit.
* Driving across the state? Suit.
* Alien? Suit.
* Inappropriate interaction with child? Suit.
Hey under-cover Oni in #TOUGENANKI, maybe don’t dress in such sick clothing to blend in a bit more.
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hey under-cover Oni in #TOUGENANKI, maybe don’t dress in such sick clothing to blend in a bit more.
I’m told I’m like having Stephen Stucker’s character “Jimmy” from Airplane as a co-worker but only in the most tiresome way.
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m told I’m like having Stephen Stucker’s character “Jimmy” from Airplane as a co-worker but only in the most tiresome way.
"David! For the last time, not at me, at the camera!"
September 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
"David! For the last time, not at me, at the camera!"
When my software goes to update the Red Tron guards always crack yo-momma's-firmware-so-old jokes for like 20 minutes
August 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When my software goes to update the Red Tron guards always crack yo-momma's-firmware-so-old jokes for like 20 minutes
Telling my kids this is the ant king from #SoloLeveling
March 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Telling my kids this is the ant king from #SoloLeveling
You can purchase the newest episode of Xman at the nearest outlets:
March 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
You can purchase the newest episode of Xman at the nearest outlets:
Please confirm you’re not immediate family or Texas state law says I have to report this to an adult.
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Please confirm you’re not immediate family or Texas state law says I have to report this to an adult.
Literally purchased my garbage disposal because they brag about it being able to handle bones.
March 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Literally purchased my garbage disposal because they brag about it being able to handle bones.
I’ve been dealing with this by gluing pool noodles to all the hard edges
February 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’ve been dealing with this by gluing pool noodles to all the hard edges
January 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Football is your daughter? I'm jealous.
December 31, 2024 at 7:35 PM
Football is your daughter? I'm jealous.
