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"the n-word" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey Anglophobic tbh
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"the n-word" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey Anglophobic tbh
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She has a Gundam and a train. spiderman has a dead uncle and a dead girlfriend.
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
She has a Gundam and a train. spiderman has a dead uncle and a dead girlfriend.
Got some gorgeous crochet stuff for Christmas, yarn winder set, crochet hooks from 1 to 10 millimeters, and these pointy and blobby things I can’t figure out. Anyone know what they are?
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Got some gorgeous crochet stuff for Christmas, yarn winder set, crochet hooks from 1 to 10 millimeters, and these pointy and blobby things I can’t figure out. Anyone know what they are?
My brother has for the second time in recent history gotten me a book I already own but that shows how well he knows me and we both got each other spice grinders
December 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My brother has for the second time in recent history gotten me a book I already own but that shows how well he knows me and we both got each other spice grinders
Ooooorrrrr it causes permanent damage to your lungs leaving you with a nagging cough that makes you intermittently puke for over a decade
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ooooorrrrr it causes permanent damage to your lungs leaving you with a nagging cough that makes you intermittently puke for over a decade
Don’t worry guys, at least two people in my immediate family are leaving Christmas with new knives
December 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Don’t worry guys, at least two people in my immediate family are leaving Christmas with new knives
Mom is watching General Hospital this morning instead of right wing news. It’s a Christmas miracle
December 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Mom is watching General Hospital this morning instead of right wing news. It’s a Christmas miracle
Mom is getting grumpy that my brother responds to me in multiple word messages. It’s not my fault I’m everyone’s favorite in the family, I’m just perfect like that 😌
December 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Mom is getting grumpy that my brother responds to me in multiple word messages. It’s not my fault I’m everyone’s favorite in the family, I’m just perfect like that 😌
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Toshiro Mifune in his Christmas sweater photographed for Eiga Star magazine, c. 1950
December 24, 2023 at 12:19 PM
Toshiro Mifune in his Christmas sweater photographed for Eiga Star magazine, c. 1950
Made the mistake of saying “I just didn’t know if you’d have opinions” to my mom
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Made the mistake of saying “I just didn’t know if you’d have opinions” to my mom
My mother refuses to answer the question of how many cheeses I am allowed for the Christmas charcuterie
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My mother refuses to answer the question of how many cheeses I am allowed for the Christmas charcuterie
How did the gremlin know how traffic lights work?
December 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
How did the gremlin know how traffic lights work?
Uncritical support to old white guys fawningly following their similarly aged asian wives around the asian grocery store loading up on all her favorite treats
December 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Uncritical support to old white guys fawningly following their similarly aged asian wives around the asian grocery store loading up on all her favorite treats
Me: I have strong opinions about all the Hellraisers except number 3…and 10
Mom: numer *ten*???
Me: there’s eleven
Mom: numer *ten*???
Me: there’s eleven
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Me: I have strong opinions about all the Hellraisers except number 3…and 10
Mom: numer *ten*???
Me: there’s eleven
Mom: numer *ten*???
Me: there’s eleven
*finishes Die Hard*
Mom: so are you gonna put on Die Hard 2?
Me: do you want me to?
Mom, trying to not sound excited: I don’t care
Mom: so are you gonna put on Die Hard 2?
Me: do you want me to?
Mom, trying to not sound excited: I don’t care
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
*finishes Die Hard*
Mom: so are you gonna put on Die Hard 2?
Me: do you want me to?
Mom, trying to not sound excited: I don’t care
Mom: so are you gonna put on Die Hard 2?
Me: do you want me to?
Mom, trying to not sound excited: I don’t care
WHY ARE MY PARENTS ON SEASON THREE OF IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY
December 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
WHY ARE MY PARENTS ON SEASON THREE OF IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY
My mother is once again accusing me trying to kill her and my father 😌
December 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My mother is once again accusing me trying to kill her and my father 😌
Me: I guess now that dad is retiring we have to get him a hobby so he doesn’t build a koi pond in the backyard
Mom: he won’t. We’ve already had that discussion.
Mom: he won’t. We’ve already had that discussion.
December 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me: I guess now that dad is retiring we have to get him a hobby so he doesn’t build a koi pond in the backyard
Mom: he won’t. We’ve already had that discussion.
Mom: he won’t. We’ve already had that discussion.
Going out of town a few days before my spouse so I’m setting up playdates for them 😌
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Going out of town a few days before my spouse so I’m setting up playdates for them 😌
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
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I’m a dork because this works on me.
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m a dork because this works on me.
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Scandinavian folks can and do enjoy drunk driving and they’re still Scandinavian because drunk driving isn’t inherently sex-positive
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Scandinavian folks can and do enjoy drunk driving and they’re still Scandinavian because drunk driving isn’t inherently sex-positive
Just finished Love/Aggression by June Martine and damn that was fucking good
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just finished Love/Aggression by June Martine and damn that was fucking good
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me and who
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me and who