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@refugeefromtwitter.bsky.social
Northern, English, European. Not necessarily in that order.
Boro have just dipped into the transfer kitty to sign someone from The Happy Mondays
January 15, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Boro have just dipped into the transfer kitty to sign someone from The Happy Mondays
Haway Morocco get into these #thefootball
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Haway Morocco get into these #thefootball
Football is the opiate of the people
(Strangely this works in countries that call football ‘soccer’ too)
(Strangely this works in countries that call football ‘soccer’ too)
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Football is the opiate of the people
(Strangely this works in countries that call football ‘soccer’ too)
(Strangely this works in countries that call football ‘soccer’ too)
Crystal Palace with the worst title defence since Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Crystal Palace with the worst title defence since Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
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Crazy that the media has just realised that farage might have said some racist things when he was a kid, after they spent decades now pretending not to hear all the racist things he said as an adult.
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Crazy that the media has just realised that farage might have said some racist things when he was a kid, after they spent decades now pretending not to hear all the racist things he said as an adult.
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I will still not be distracted. Release the Epstein files.
January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I will still not be distracted. Release the Epstein files.
In a normal country, the President would just have said, ‘I don’t know what happened, I’ll wait to see the initial report. Our thoughts are with the Bereaved’s family’
January 8, 2026 at 11:09 PM
In a normal country, the President would just have said, ‘I don’t know what happened, I’ll wait to see the initial report. Our thoughts are with the Bereaved’s family’
Fewmin with Two Teir Kere Hier, lads 🤬😤🇬🇧
Greggs puts up price of sausage roll by 5p to £1.35 amid rising costs
Greggs puts up price of sausage roll by 5p to £1.35 amid rising costs
Bakery chain also adds 10p to a latte, bringing it to £2.25, as CEO warns of ‘a tough, challenging market’
Greggs has added 5p to the price of a sausage roll and 10p to a latte coffee as it leans on some of its bestsellers to soak up rising wage, energy and packaging costs.
The UK’s largest bakery chain said it had no plans for further price increases at present and it expected inflation to ease this year as it admitted it had sold fewer items in the run-up to Christmas amid a “very tough, challenging market”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Fewmin with Two Teir Kere Hier, lads 🤬😤🇬🇧
“Yeah mate I get that but which 2 out of Foden, Bellingham and Rogers do you start with?” #BlueSkyThinking
January 8, 2026 at 8:11 AM
“Yeah mate I get that but which 2 out of Foden, Bellingham and Rogers do you start with?” #BlueSkyThinking
Time to end this nonsense with England cricket. Too many of our players simply aren’t from Yorkshire. Time to bin off this Political Correctness and start to win matches gain. Aye lad.
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Time to end this nonsense with England cricket. Too many of our players simply aren’t from Yorkshire. Time to bin off this Political Correctness and start to win matches gain. Aye lad.
Right lads, has anyone got through this latest Manflu thing and survived? Im frankly bored shitless of it, how long does it drag on for?Played Fat Dads Footie last night and coughed up more greenies than I’d had Miniature Heroes over Crimbo. Minging.
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Right lads, has anyone got through this latest Manflu thing and survived? Im frankly bored shitless of it, how long does it drag on for?Played Fat Dads Footie last night and coughed up more greenies than I’d had Miniature Heroes over Crimbo. Minging.
Dear Bluesky, is there an easy way to cleanse my timeline of American ‘sports’? I really don’t care if the Cincinnati Mud Larks overcame the Texas Grand Wizards 7 to 3 at the bottom of the 9th in overtime and Tyrese Dogshit has a record of 3 and 0 in shots from under his rim
January 7, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Dear Bluesky, is there an easy way to cleanse my timeline of American ‘sports’? I really don’t care if the Cincinnati Mud Larks overcame the Texas Grand Wizards 7 to 3 at the bottom of the 9th in overtime and Tyrese Dogshit has a record of 3 and 0 in shots from under his rim
Trump reckons the Yanks need Greenland as part of their defence? Presumably this means he’s Flat Earther? <not very surprised face>
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Trump reckons the Yanks need Greenland as part of their defence? Presumably this means he’s Flat Earther? <not very surprised face>
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Russia is using an army of bots to inflate support for Nigel Farage and Reform.
Farage and Reform are traitors to everything English and British.
Traitors.
Farage and Reform are traitors to everything English and British.
Traitors.
January 3, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Russia is using an army of bots to inflate support for Nigel Farage and Reform.
Farage and Reform are traitors to everything English and British.
Traitors.
Farage and Reform are traitors to everything English and British.
Traitors.
Is this the most sunday Friday ever?
January 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Is this the most sunday Friday ever?
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a twat who lives in Dubai who withdrew £3m from his company before liquidating it while owing £1.25m in unpaid tax.
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a twat who lives in Dubai who withdrew £3m from his company before liquidating it while owing £1.25m in unpaid tax.
Happy Black Eye Friday to all who celebrate #PubAmateurs
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Happy Black Eye Friday to all who celebrate #PubAmateurs
That David Gedge off of popular beat combo @weddingpresent.bsky.social seems like a genuinely lovely bloke, doesn’t he? Top banana at the Picturedrome last night
December 18, 2025 at 7:07 AM
That David Gedge off of popular beat combo @weddingpresent.bsky.social seems like a genuinely lovely bloke, doesn’t he? Top banana at the Picturedrome last night
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God: I gotta say, he looks a lot like Joseph
Mary: *laughs nervously* I know, what a strange coincidence
Mary: *laughs nervously* I know, what a strange coincidence
December 25, 2023 at 4:31 PM
God: I gotta say, he looks a lot like Joseph
Mary: *laughs nervously* I know, what a strange coincidence
Mary: *laughs nervously* I know, what a strange coincidence
Not today, Santa, not today.
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Not today, Santa, not today.
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"..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you said 'fuck off back where you came from', I was sick and you said we should replace the NHS with private health insurance..."
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
"..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you said 'fuck off back where you came from', I was sick and you said we should replace the NHS with private health insurance..."
Wonder if FAFO will hold a minute’s silence before England’s first World Cup game?
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Wonder if FAFO will hold a minute’s silence before England’s first World Cup game?
My brother in law has been rejected as a Reform candidate for being too racist and homophobic. Imagine that!
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My brother in law has been rejected as a Reform candidate for being too racist and homophobic. Imagine that!
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December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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