Reformed Dalek
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Reformed Dalek
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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boiled a huge pot of drinking water because of the Halifax boil water advisory and only realized after taking an enormous gulp of it that I had instinctively salted the pot like I was trying to impress someone’s Italian nonna with my spaghetti
January 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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left sliced avocados in the fridge overnight and now they look like they saw the ark of the covenant
November 15, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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Hands up who does exactly this
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 AM
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from now on, i’m making all my medical decisions based on whatever’s the opposite of what RFK jr suggests. we should make the water 100% fluoride. pour me a tall glass of that F2O baby
November 4, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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Check out this great Philadelphia-specific Harris ad, slotted to air during the Eagles game
October 27, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir

me: I’m not a giraffe

bartender: I know I’m just telling you
October 22, 2024 at 12:49 AM