@redmcredred.bsky.social
I probably just posted something about butts.
Idiot with (bad) dad jokes.
Russia is a terrorist state.
Idiot with (bad) dad jokes.
Russia is a terrorist state.
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❗️Estimated losses of the 🇷🇺Russian Armed Forces as of January 22, 2025
I really don't think 95% of users on BSKY understand the level of destruction & scale of war that it takes to do this.
To fire a MILLION artillery shells in a month
11,000 missiles a year.
To throw 2000 men every single day to their deaths
🇷🇺 Lost more tanks than 🇺🇸 even has.
and 🇷🇺 ISN'T STOPPING
To fire a MILLION artillery shells in a month
11,000 missiles a year.
To throw 2000 men every single day to their deaths
🇷🇺 Lost more tanks than 🇺🇸 even has.
and 🇷🇺 ISN'T STOPPING
2025 broke Weird Al @alyankovic.bsky.social
He's done with silly parody, now just sings Rage Against the Machine on stage.
Revolutionary Al now 😄
m.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
He's done with silly parody, now just sings Rage Against the Machine on stage.
Revolutionary Al now 😄
m.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
Killing In The Name - Portugal. The Man ft Weird Al and Jorma Taccone
YouTube video by maxmax655
m.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
2025 broke Weird Al @alyankovic.bsky.social
He's done with silly parody, now just sings Rage Against the Machine on stage.
Revolutionary Al now 😄
m.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
He's done with silly parody, now just sings Rage Against the Machine on stage.
Revolutionary Al now 😄
m.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
Toss a question into the aether, restrict replies.
Yep, this is Bluesky.
For the record it's "downhill", because 650lb. Motorcycles don't have reverse, gravity is a cunt, pulling a bike backwards uphill sucks balls, and rolling forward off the kickstand & fucking your fairing is 💯% a thing. 😫
Yep, this is Bluesky.
For the record it's "downhill", because 650lb. Motorcycles don't have reverse, gravity is a cunt, pulling a bike backwards uphill sucks balls, and rolling forward off the kickstand & fucking your fairing is 💯% a thing. 😫
What is yall least favorite way to park?
I hate 45° angle parking spots. I’ll parallel, back in, pull in, but I HATE them damn angles
I hate 45° angle parking spots. I’ll parallel, back in, pull in, but I HATE them damn angles
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Toss a question into the aether, restrict replies.
Yep, this is Bluesky.
For the record it's "downhill", because 650lb. Motorcycles don't have reverse, gravity is a cunt, pulling a bike backwards uphill sucks balls, and rolling forward off the kickstand & fucking your fairing is 💯% a thing. 😫
Yep, this is Bluesky.
For the record it's "downhill", because 650lb. Motorcycles don't have reverse, gravity is a cunt, pulling a bike backwards uphill sucks balls, and rolling forward off the kickstand & fucking your fairing is 💯% a thing. 😫
"Woke and saw" is the name of the podcast from that guy who wears Lady's clothing in that Lumberjack song (who hangs around in bars)
#MontyPython
#MontyPython
Woke and saw a News notification on my phone, and thought, “FINALLY, some fun news, instead of more hate and dread to start my day.”
And then I saw everyone’s favorite Bluesky Dino expert wrote it 🥰 @restingdinoface.bsky.social
And then I saw everyone’s favorite Bluesky Dino expert wrote it 🥰 @restingdinoface.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Woke and saw" is the name of the podcast from that guy who wears Lady's clothing in that Lumberjack song (who hangs around in bars)
#MontyPython
#MontyPython
She also admitted Harvey never abused her personally... She wants to "forgive" them both?!?. she wasn't a victim of either.
"Oh but they made beautiful films" ... Fuck that bitch.
What next? "Forgiving" the victims for ruining their careers?
Judy Dench can shut up & disappear now.
"Oh but they made beautiful films" ... Fuck that bitch.
What next? "Forgiving" the victims for ruining their careers?
Judy Dench can shut up & disappear now.
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
She also admitted Harvey never abused her personally... She wants to "forgive" them both?!?. she wasn't a victim of either.
"Oh but they made beautiful films" ... Fuck that bitch.
What next? "Forgiving" the victims for ruining their careers?
Judy Dench can shut up & disappear now.
"Oh but they made beautiful films" ... Fuck that bitch.
What next? "Forgiving" the victims for ruining their careers?
Judy Dench can shut up & disappear now.
That Trump, some say he's a genius.
The best genius, VERY SMART! Some say the "most smart"... Very smart people say that he's the smartest.
The best genius, VERY SMART! Some say the "most smart"... Very smart people say that he's the smartest.
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
That Trump, some say he's a genius.
The best genius, VERY SMART! Some say the "most smart"... Very smart people say that he's the smartest.
The best genius, VERY SMART! Some say the "most smart"... Very smart people say that he's the smartest.
All past sarcasm has become true ...
Why the hell did this need to get put into the universe ... The first week of 2026 is going to be cooked (like a pancake)
Why the hell did this need to get put into the universe ... The first week of 2026 is going to be cooked (like a pancake)
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
All past sarcasm has become true ...
Why the hell did this need to get put into the universe ... The first week of 2026 is going to be cooked (like a pancake)
Why the hell did this need to get put into the universe ... The first week of 2026 is going to be cooked (like a pancake)
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Oregon data center water use drove up nitrates in local drinking water 10 times the “safe“ state level. Nitrates are linked to rare cancers and miscarriages. Terence O’Brien @verge: bit.ly/3Mi11nZ
@newalbanyohio.bsky.social @maxfilby.dispatch.com @kmkowalski.bsky.social @sarahedon.bsky.social
@newalbanyohio.bsky.social @maxfilby.dispatch.com @kmkowalski.bsky.social @sarahedon.bsky.social
Data centers in Oregon might be helping to drive an increase in cancer and miscarriages
Amazon data centers might be adding to a public health crisis in Morrow County, Oregon.
bit.ly
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Oregon data center water use drove up nitrates in local drinking water 10 times the “safe“ state level. Nitrates are linked to rare cancers and miscarriages. Terence O’Brien @verge: bit.ly/3Mi11nZ
@newalbanyohio.bsky.social @maxfilby.dispatch.com @kmkowalski.bsky.social @sarahedon.bsky.social
@newalbanyohio.bsky.social @maxfilby.dispatch.com @kmkowalski.bsky.social @sarahedon.bsky.social
If anyone is picking the side of Murder... Then they deserve a kick in the balls.
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
If anyone is picking the side of Murder... Then they deserve a kick in the balls.
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Russia is just blatantly bribing our highest government officials. In a sane country this could lead to a revolution. But the US long ago ceased to be a sane country.
“In days after Alaska, a European intel agency distributed a hard-copy report in an envelope to some of the continent’s most senior national security officials, who were shocked by the contents: Inside were details of the commercial and economic plans the Trump admin had been pursuing with Russia.”
Make Money Not War: Trump’s Real Plan for Peace in Ukraine
The Kremlin pitched the White House on peace through business. To Europe’s dismay, the president and his envoy are on board.
www.wsj.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Russia is just blatantly bribing our highest government officials. In a sane country this could lead to a revolution. But the US long ago ceased to be a sane country.
.. when you work 24hrs of stupidity
(🚨🚒🔥,🚨🚒🤰👶,🚨🚒🤕🩼,🚨🚒🚗💥,🚨🚒💀)
And then get the bright idea to rebuild the chainsaw instead of going straight to sleep 😴
.. and forget if you forgot to put the piston in the right way.. and you just ran it for 10 mins 😳😱😬 "SHIT!"
BUT you either got lucky or did 👀😄👍
(🚨🚒🔥,🚨🚒🤰👶,🚨🚒🤕🩼,🚨🚒🚗💥,🚨🚒💀)
And then get the bright idea to rebuild the chainsaw instead of going straight to sleep 😴
.. and forget if you forgot to put the piston in the right way.. and you just ran it for 10 mins 😳😱😬 "SHIT!"
BUT you either got lucky or did 👀😄👍
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
.. when you work 24hrs of stupidity
(🚨🚒🔥,🚨🚒🤰👶,🚨🚒🤕🩼,🚨🚒🚗💥,🚨🚒💀)
And then get the bright idea to rebuild the chainsaw instead of going straight to sleep 😴
.. and forget if you forgot to put the piston in the right way.. and you just ran it for 10 mins 😳😱😬 "SHIT!"
BUT you either got lucky or did 👀😄👍
(🚨🚒🔥,🚨🚒🤰👶,🚨🚒🤕🩼,🚨🚒🚗💥,🚨🚒💀)
And then get the bright idea to rebuild the chainsaw instead of going straight to sleep 😴
.. and forget if you forgot to put the piston in the right way.. and you just ran it for 10 mins 😳😱😬 "SHIT!"
BUT you either got lucky or did 👀😄👍
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Smells like treason to me
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Smells like treason to me
@kristadb1.bsky.social can put "Canada" whatever in her profile all she wants.. but if that were true her milk would come in a BAG.
Highly Sus... 🕵️♂️
(These are the high quality interactions people who limit their replies are missing) 🤪🤡 /S
Highly Sus... 🕵️♂️
(These are the high quality interactions people who limit their replies are missing) 🤪🤡 /S
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
@kristadb1.bsky.social can put "Canada" whatever in her profile all she wants.. but if that were true her milk would come in a BAG.
Highly Sus... 🕵️♂️
(These are the high quality interactions people who limit their replies are missing) 🤪🤡 /S
Highly Sus... 🕵️♂️
(These are the high quality interactions people who limit their replies are missing) 🤪🤡 /S
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This is brilliant, twitter introduced a feature where you could see the country an account posts from.
They had to disable it when all the sock puppet accounts were unmasked.
They had to disable it when all the sock puppet accounts were unmasked.
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is brilliant, twitter introduced a feature where you could see the country an account posts from.
They had to disable it when all the sock puppet accounts were unmasked.
They had to disable it when all the sock puppet accounts were unmasked.
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Footage has surfaced online showing unarmed Ukrainian prisoners of war executed while lying face down, accompanied by the approving shouts of those filming the scene.
This is not an isolated atrocity, it is russia’s pattern. Execution. Torture. Destruction.
This is not an isolated atrocity, it is russia’s pattern. Execution. Torture. Destruction.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Footage has surfaced online showing unarmed Ukrainian prisoners of war executed while lying face down, accompanied by the approving shouts of those filming the scene.
This is not an isolated atrocity, it is russia’s pattern. Execution. Torture. Destruction.
This is not an isolated atrocity, it is russia’s pattern. Execution. Torture. Destruction.
This was Murder
This is why the Admiralty in charge of this area fucking resigned.
I hope everyone in this chain of command gets what's coming.
Same as Paul E. Cortez, James P. Barker, Jesse V. Spielman, Bryan L. Howard, Steven Dale Green.
Fucking Prison, for Murder.
This is why the Admiralty in charge of this area fucking resigned.
I hope everyone in this chain of command gets what's coming.
Same as Paul E. Cortez, James P. Barker, Jesse V. Spielman, Bryan L. Howard, Steven Dale Green.
Fucking Prison, for Murder.
Yesterday, at the direction of President Trump, two lethal kinetic strikes were conducted on two vessels operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations.
Both strikes were conducted in international waters and 3 male narco-terrorists were aboard each vessel. All 6 were killed.
Both strikes were conducted in international waters and 3 male narco-terrorists were aboard each vessel. All 6 were killed.
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This was Murder
This is why the Admiralty in charge of this area fucking resigned.
I hope everyone in this chain of command gets what's coming.
Same as Paul E. Cortez, James P. Barker, Jesse V. Spielman, Bryan L. Howard, Steven Dale Green.
Fucking Prison, for Murder.
This is why the Admiralty in charge of this area fucking resigned.
I hope everyone in this chain of command gets what's coming.
Same as Paul E. Cortez, James P. Barker, Jesse V. Spielman, Bryan L. Howard, Steven Dale Green.
Fucking Prison, for Murder.
Many of the World's democracies were fucked... Until this kid found this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
FASCISTS HATE HIM!
(click to learn more) 😄
FASCISTS HATE HIM!
(click to learn more) 😄
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Many of the World's democracies were fucked... Until this kid found this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
FASCISTS HATE HIM!
(click to learn more) 😄
FASCISTS HATE HIM!
(click to learn more) 😄
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Know this about me, President Trump: I love our Constitution and I will never give up the ship. 🇺🇸
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Know this about me, President Trump: I love our Constitution and I will never give up the ship. 🇺🇸
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November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My Mom has cancer, just found out today.
In the top of her lung, beside the pulmonary artery which will send it to the rest of the body and brain.
It was found by accident, via a scan for a stomach & heart burn issue.
It's a simple 2 hour surgery to remove it.
If your doctor orders a scan, do it
In the top of her lung, beside the pulmonary artery which will send it to the rest of the body and brain.
It was found by accident, via a scan for a stomach & heart burn issue.
It's a simple 2 hour surgery to remove it.
If your doctor orders a scan, do it
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
My Mom has cancer, just found out today.
In the top of her lung, beside the pulmonary artery which will send it to the rest of the body and brain.
It was found by accident, via a scan for a stomach & heart burn issue.
It's a simple 2 hour surgery to remove it.
If your doctor orders a scan, do it
In the top of her lung, beside the pulmonary artery which will send it to the rest of the body and brain.
It was found by accident, via a scan for a stomach & heart burn issue.
It's a simple 2 hour surgery to remove it.
If your doctor orders a scan, do it
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Politician and propagandist Aleksandr Kazakov publicly admits that one of the goals of Russia’s strikes on Ukraine’s infrastructure is to drive out residents from the territories Russia intends to occupy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Politician and propagandist Aleksandr Kazakov publicly admits that one of the goals of Russia’s strikes on Ukraine’s infrastructure is to drive out residents from the territories Russia intends to occupy.
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Fmr. State Rep. Austin Smith [R-AZ] pleaded guilty to forging over 100 signatures on his nominating petitions during his 2024 campaign, but due to a sweetheart deal he will face no jail time.
The irony of raging about nonexistent voter fraud while committing it yourself is MAGA personified.
The irony of raging about nonexistent voter fraud while committing it yourself is MAGA personified.
Turning Point leader, former GOP Rep pleads guilty to attempted election fraud | Arizona Mirror
Austin Smith election fraud guilty plea: Former GOP Rep admits forging 100+ signatures on ballot petitions in Arizona
azmirror.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Fmr. State Rep. Austin Smith [R-AZ] pleaded guilty to forging over 100 signatures on his nominating petitions during his 2024 campaign, but due to a sweetheart deal he will face no jail time.
The irony of raging about nonexistent voter fraud while committing it yourself is MAGA personified.
The irony of raging about nonexistent voter fraud while committing it yourself is MAGA personified.
@eliotetc.bsky.social "I think Olivia Nuzzi has a thing for older men"
... Yeah I think that's been true for a while 🤢🤮
... Yeah I think that's been true for a while 🤢🤮
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
@eliotetc.bsky.social "I think Olivia Nuzzi has a thing for older men"
... Yeah I think that's been true for a while 🤢🤮
... Yeah I think that's been true for a while 🤢🤮
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This whole thread of replies is gold 🧵
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This whole thread of replies is gold 🧵