Landon “Red Mage Jack” Falenas
@redmagejack.bsky.social
From Avalar, by way of Ostia
The Toast of the Lake Ontario Coast.
All Panache.
On an RPG Journey via Twitch and Youtube.
Unofficial Advocate of Wrestle Universe.
The Toast of the Lake Ontario Coast.
All Panache.
On an RPG Journey via Twitch and Youtube.
Unofficial Advocate of Wrestle Universe.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
….and Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight DAMNIT
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater. #AskTGC
Who would win in a fight?
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
….and Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight DAMNIT
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I've been reading a LOT of rpghorrorstories on reddit lately, and I'm now certain that most of these could be resolved by two guidelines;
- play with FRIENDS, or at very least, people you actually like.
- don't try to solve things which make you uncomfortable out-of-game with in-game actions.
- play with FRIENDS, or at very least, people you actually like.
- don't try to solve things which make you uncomfortable out-of-game with in-game actions.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I've been reading a LOT of rpghorrorstories on reddit lately, and I'm now certain that most of these could be resolved by two guidelines;
- play with FRIENDS, or at very least, people you actually like.
- don't try to solve things which make you uncomfortable out-of-game with in-game actions.
- play with FRIENDS, or at very least, people you actually like.
- don't try to solve things which make you uncomfortable out-of-game with in-game actions.
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Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings
I love the idea that Daisuke Sasaki went after the O-40 title literally as soon as he could. Like I haven’t watched the show but I imagine he shoved his birth certificate into the refs face before starting to stomp the shit out of Antonio Honda
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I love the idea that Daisuke Sasaki went after the O-40 title literally as soon as he could. Like I haven’t watched the show but I imagine he shoved his birth certificate into the refs face before starting to stomp the shit out of Antonio Honda
We didn’t get a head shot with a chair but the chair shots to the back from Sugiura sure fucking looked like he was working out some kind of frustration.
I don’t endorse head shots. I like to think I’m a sane man.
But if Tadasuke reared back and just drilled one of those men with his chair it would make me the happiest gaijin watching the show.
But if Tadasuke reared back and just drilled one of those men with his chair it would make me the happiest gaijin watching the show.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We didn’t get a head shot with a chair but the chair shots to the back from Sugiura sure fucking looked like he was working out some kind of frustration.
It’s fucking surreal to see Shibata hitting a low blow.
This dickhead Shibata is still cunning, still technical, but now he wrestles like a filthy bastard. MORE
Katsuyori Shibata:
甲：low blow
乙：腕挫十字固め (ude-hishigi-jūji-gatame) | Cross armbreaker
#AEWDynamite 🤼♂️
Katsuyori Shibata:
甲：low blow
乙：腕挫十字固め (ude-hishigi-jūji-gatame) | Cross armbreaker
#AEWDynamite 🤼♂️
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It’s fucking surreal to see Shibata hitting a low blow.
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move over Beavis
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
move over Beavis
Feeling grateful to @morningpuroresu.bsky.social for reminding me why I’m basically a hermit when it comes to wrestling discussion.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Feeling grateful to @morningpuroresu.bsky.social for reminding me why I’m basically a hermit when it comes to wrestling discussion.
I saw the word Kouga and my mind went in what is probably an entirely wrong direction but you know what fuck it, Team 2000X absolutely needs a guy who thinks he’s a master of ninjitsu.
Like a Rogue in DND who kills anyone who sees him and calls it stealth.
Like a Rogue in DND who kills anyone who sees him and calls it stealth.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I saw the word Kouga and my mind went in what is probably an entirely wrong direction but you know what fuck it, Team 2000X absolutely needs a guy who thinks he’s a master of ninjitsu.
Like a Rogue in DND who kills anyone who sees him and calls it stealth.
Like a Rogue in DND who kills anyone who sees him and calls it stealth.
This idea is fucking money.
I want a random tag team of Brody King and The Butcher one day. Their tag name can be The Hounds of Butcherville, and this has to be their handshake. Thank you for coming to my wrestling TED talk 🤼♂️
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This idea is fucking money.
The time the developers need to make their vision.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The time the developers need to make their vision.
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Anyway, I am not obviously disappointed in this booking choice. It's just a huge bummer and an annoying reminder that WWE will just do whatever the fuck. The guys were fine and the post-match was super fun. But it's just disheartening, and I hope they drop before they're forced to vacate lol
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Anyway, I am not obviously disappointed in this booking choice. It's just a huge bummer and an annoying reminder that WWE will just do whatever the fuck. The guys were fine and the post-match was super fun. But it's just disheartening, and I hope they drop before they're forced to vacate lol
I wonder which one is immediately going to be Stu Fulton’s favorite.
Okay I'm turning on this show now and I have some very quick notes on Kaito's announcement:
1. This is the first time multiple rookies have debuted on the same show since 2005
2. Middle is Hiroto Tsuruya, brother of MMA fighter Rei Tsuruya
3. Right is Midori Takahashi, one of Kenoh's audition boys
1. This is the first time multiple rookies have debuted on the same show since 2005
2. Middle is Hiroto Tsuruya, brother of MMA fighter Rei Tsuruya
3. Right is Midori Takahashi, one of Kenoh's audition boys
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I wonder which one is immediately going to be Stu Fulton’s favorite.
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I think I'd be good friends with whoever named the vending machine drinks in P3R 🤓
November 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I think I'd be good friends with whoever named the vending machine drinks in P3R 🤓
BABY BOY DID IT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
BABY BOY DID IT EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY
I’d like to go one (1) major show where I don’t get reminded that NOAH becoming a subservient company of WWE is always more of a possibility than not.
And I’d like to go one (1) major show where the English commentary sound fucking giddy every time anyone representing WWE is in the ring
And I’d like to go one (1) major show where the English commentary sound fucking giddy every time anyone representing WWE is in the ring
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I’d like to go one (1) major show where I don’t get reminded that NOAH becoming a subservient company of WWE is always more of a possibility than not.
And I’d like to go one (1) major show where the English commentary sound fucking giddy every time anyone representing WWE is in the ring
And I’d like to go one (1) major show where the English commentary sound fucking giddy every time anyone representing WWE is in the ring
I’m so tired, boss.
November 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I’m so tired, boss.
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SATURDAY: William Regal VS Masa Kitamiya in a Piranha deathmatch at Long Beach, CA! -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 AM
SATURDAY: William Regal VS Masa Kitamiya in a Piranha deathmatch at Long Beach, CA! -- MELTZER: -★★★★★
Team 200kg’s entrance theme hits so much different knowing Yuu’s retiring
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Team 200kg’s entrance theme hits so much different knowing Yuu’s retiring
Months of Kanon wearing fucking overalls has paid off in him looking like a fucking superstar at ultimate party
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Months of Kanon wearing fucking overalls has paid off in him looking like a fucking superstar at ultimate party
This is up there with “FUCK YOU WE ARE JADO AND GEDO”
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This is up there with “FUCK YOU WE ARE JADO AND GEDO”
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign