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redlyriumdagger.bsky.social
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@redlyriumdagger.bsky.social
27yo ❀ alternate universe connoisseur ❀ bcantevenswim on ao3 ❀ nsfw highly likely ❀ mdni

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and dragon age really leaves a lot of room for doing that too, since the world outside of thedas is left kind of open 😁
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
what the helly that's literally diabolical 💀
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
yeah!! but i definitely do both 🤭 depends on if i want a full on tellus au or just a modern au
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
happy birthday!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
gotta count your wins 😆
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
yeah, it was just me and my plunger against the world during the weekends 😆
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
not in the sink 💀 what the fuck is it with drunk people and sinks 😭 like if you need to shit anywhere but the toilet, why can't you at least do it on the floor so it's easier to clean up 😭
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
damn can't even imagine how much of those you guys have to endure 😭
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the taxi wouldn't let her in until she had clean clothes. all that after i'd had to use a kitchen knife as a screwdriver to remove the lock from the bathroom stall door to get her out after she'd locked herself in and passed out in there 💀
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
yeah.. if anything it desensitized me pretty thoroughly though, cleaning up a sink that's clogged full of vomit doesn’t even faze me anymore 💀😆 once i scrubbed some poor girliepop's jeans in the bathroom sink bc she'd vomited all over herself and her clothes and we had to get her into a taxi and
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
to fuck up the kiddo's bones and joints and make the kid grow up to become a bitter adult who can't do sports bc even walking hurts.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM