oyster / b
@redlyriumdagger.bsky.social
27yo ❀ alternate universe connoisseur ❀ bcantevenswim on ao3 ❀ nsfw highly likely ❀ mdni
#oysterspearls for posts about my ocs
#oysterrecommends for fic recs
also me: bcantevenswim.bsky.social
#oysterspearls for posts about my ocs
#oysterrecommends for fic recs
also me: bcantevenswim.bsky.social
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explain to me the audacity of males who think that they're gonna be the exception to their lesbian friend
like. i'm just. i-
like. i'm just. i-
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
explain to me the audacity of males who think that they're gonna be the exception to their lesbian friend
like. i'm just. i-
like. i'm just. i-
why are elven names so hard to come up with
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
why are elven names so hard to come up with
#oysterspearls
the only one of my babies that has a clear tellus au nationality is my nameless bbg de riva
mix of nordic, baltic and slavic
the only one of my babies that has a clear tellus au nationality is my nameless bbg de riva
mix of nordic, baltic and slavic
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
#oysterspearls
the only one of my babies that has a clear tellus au nationality is my nameless bbg de riva
mix of nordic, baltic and slavic
the only one of my babies that has a clear tellus au nationality is my nameless bbg de riva
mix of nordic, baltic and slavic
someone please explain what the fuck happens in my brain that i start talking in a completely different dialect as soon as i even think about my dad
but i don't speak like that when i'm around my dad.
but i don't speak like that when i'm around my dad.
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
someone please explain what the fuck happens in my brain that i start talking in a completely different dialect as soon as i even think about my dad
but i don't speak like that when i'm around my dad.
but i don't speak like that when i'm around my dad.
#oysterspearls
arek is immediately suspicious of neve, as being wary of both mages and tevinter had been ingrained to him under the qun
claude was immediately starstruck when they met emmrich. it did help that emmrich made them feel safe and was so well versed in magic
arek is immediately suspicious of neve, as being wary of both mages and tevinter had been ingrained to him under the qun
claude was immediately starstruck when they met emmrich. it did help that emmrich made them feel safe and was so well versed in magic
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
#oysterspearls
arek is immediately suspicious of neve, as being wary of both mages and tevinter had been ingrained to him under the qun
claude was immediately starstruck when they met emmrich. it did help that emmrich made them feel safe and was so well versed in magic
arek is immediately suspicious of neve, as being wary of both mages and tevinter had been ingrained to him under the qun
claude was immediately starstruck when they met emmrich. it did help that emmrich made them feel safe and was so well versed in magic
honestly idk what's bugging up my veilguard but all the bob hairstyles stick out at awkward angles and idk what to do about it bc switching up the settings seems to do nothing or at least i've not found the right setting yet
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
honestly idk what's bugging up my veilguard but all the bob hairstyles stick out at awkward angles and idk what to do about it bc switching up the settings seems to do nothing or at least i've not found the right setting yet
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November 9, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
also prior to bartending i had no idea that so many people have the hots for bartenders 😭 the amount of flirting was ungodly
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
also prior to bartending i had no idea that so many people have the hots for bartenders 😭 the amount of flirting was ungodly
of course there were times when i thought about just walking out and quitting on the spot and ungodly amounts of bodily fluids that i had to deal with on the regular
but it was also so fun
but it was also so fun
i miss bartending so much, would go back in a heartbeat if the job market was not absolute shit
November 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
of course there were times when i thought about just walking out and quitting on the spot and ungodly amounts of bodily fluids that i had to deal with on the regular
but it was also so fun
but it was also so fun
i miss bartending so much, would go back in a heartbeat if the job market was not absolute shit
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i miss bartending so much, would go back in a heartbeat if the job market was not absolute shit
inspired by my 27yo ass trying to come to terms with very possibly needing to pick up a cane before the ripe old age of 30 bc doing gymnastics as a child left me with nerve damage and fucked joints
idk which parents need to hear this or maybe i just need to scream this into the universe but
do not put your young kids into gymnastics or ballet. just. don't.
firstly, the body image issues and eating disorders are forever and secondly you don't want your kid's gymbastics/ballet coaches
do not put your young kids into gymnastics or ballet. just. don't.
firstly, the body image issues and eating disorders are forever and secondly you don't want your kid's gymbastics/ballet coaches
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
inspired by my 27yo ass trying to come to terms with very possibly needing to pick up a cane before the ripe old age of 30 bc doing gymnastics as a child left me with nerve damage and fucked joints
idk which parents need to hear this or maybe i just need to scream this into the universe but
do not put your young kids into gymnastics or ballet. just. don't.
firstly, the body image issues and eating disorders are forever and secondly you don't want your kid's gymbastics/ballet coaches
do not put your young kids into gymnastics or ballet. just. don't.
firstly, the body image issues and eating disorders are forever and secondly you don't want your kid's gymbastics/ballet coaches
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
idk which parents need to hear this or maybe i just need to scream this into the universe but
do not put your young kids into gymnastics or ballet. just. don't.
firstly, the body image issues and eating disorders are forever and secondly you don't want your kid's gymbastics/ballet coaches
do not put your young kids into gymnastics or ballet. just. don't.
firstly, the body image issues and eating disorders are forever and secondly you don't want your kid's gymbastics/ballet coaches
ngl i just really miss hosting my friends and have a ton of fun themed party ideas just waiting for the day that i can eventually execute them
talking about playlists, menus, activities, decorations all written down in my notes
talking about playlists, menus, activities, decorations all written down in my notes
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
ngl i just really miss hosting my friends and have a ton of fun themed party ideas just waiting for the day that i can eventually execute them
talking about playlists, menus, activities, decorations all written down in my notes
talking about playlists, menus, activities, decorations all written down in my notes
dnd themed party where everyone gets to mix their drinks by rolling the dices would be so fun
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
dnd themed party where everyone gets to mix their drinks by rolling the dices would be so fun
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Davrook sketchy comm for the lovely @\crustaceancallings (tmblr) 💙 #DragonAge
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Davrook sketchy comm for the lovely @\crustaceancallings (tmblr) 💙 #DragonAge
my brain craves for a modern au where my de riva is in a band
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
my brain craves for a modern au where my de riva is in a band
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— The rest of my life will be my penance.
Illustration with Loghain Mac Tir for the Dragon Age zine~
[ #DragonAge | #DAO | #Origins | #Loghain ]
Illustration with Loghain Mac Tir for the Dragon Age zine~
[ #DragonAge | #DAO | #Origins | #Loghain ]
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
— The rest of my life will be my penance.
Illustration with Loghain Mac Tir for the Dragon Age zine~
[ #DragonAge | #DAO | #Origins | #Loghain ]
Illustration with Loghain Mac Tir for the Dragon Age zine~
[ #DragonAge | #DAO | #Origins | #Loghain ]
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November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
chat i think this doctor i'm seeing in a couple weeks is trying to diagnose me with ocd 💀 he gave me a call about starting my meds again & made me take an ocd assessment questionnaire
idk if i should be laughing or crying atp bc these days every time i go see a doctor i get a new diagnosis
idk if i should be laughing or crying atp bc these days every time i go see a doctor i get a new diagnosis
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
chat i think this doctor i'm seeing in a couple weeks is trying to diagnose me with ocd 💀 he gave me a call about starting my meds again & made me take an ocd assessment questionnaire
idk if i should be laughing or crying atp bc these days every time i go see a doctor i get a new diagnosis
idk if i should be laughing or crying atp bc these days every time i go see a doctor i get a new diagnosis
ok so i can't be the only one who genuinely does not get the purpose of that face/heaf shape triangle thing in veilguard's cc
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
ok so i can't be the only one who genuinely does not get the purpose of that face/heaf shape triangle thing in veilguard's cc
#oysterspearls
claudius came up after i somehow nicknamed them cloudberry in the cc and then kept calling them that. liked the sound of the name but not necessarily the name, so i went looking for another one with that similar cloud sound. ended up with claudius 🤷♀️
another name i had in store for
claudius came up after i somehow nicknamed them cloudberry in the cc and then kept calling them that. liked the sound of the name but not necessarily the name, so i went looking for another one with that similar cloud sound. ended up with claudius 🤷♀️
another name i had in store for
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
#oysterspearls
claudius came up after i somehow nicknamed them cloudberry in the cc and then kept calling them that. liked the sound of the name but not necessarily the name, so i went looking for another one with that similar cloud sound. ended up with claudius 🤷♀️
another name i had in store for
claudius came up after i somehow nicknamed them cloudberry in the cc and then kept calling them that. liked the sound of the name but not necessarily the name, so i went looking for another one with that similar cloud sound. ended up with claudius 🤷♀️
another name i had in store for
#oysterspearls
tbh naming arek was a struggle, but eventually i landed on arek after deciding i wanted a name that's short and feels rough on the tongue, so i went googling. i also like that it's one letter away from ares, which is a name i deemed too on the nose.
for his sister i wanted a name
tbh naming arek was a struggle, but eventually i landed on arek after deciding i wanted a name that's short and feels rough on the tongue, so i went googling. i also like that it's one letter away from ares, which is a name i deemed too on the nose.
for his sister i wanted a name
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
#oysterspearls
tbh naming arek was a struggle, but eventually i landed on arek after deciding i wanted a name that's short and feels rough on the tongue, so i went googling. i also like that it's one letter away from ares, which is a name i deemed too on the nose.
for his sister i wanted a name
tbh naming arek was a struggle, but eventually i landed on arek after deciding i wanted a name that's short and feels rough on the tongue, so i went googling. i also like that it's one letter away from ares, which is a name i deemed too on the nose.
for his sister i wanted a name
also idk what the trope is called but i'm always a sucker for siblings who think they have nothing in common but then they're just about mirror images of each other, their shared traits just manifest differently
case one: lyra & arek, case two: claude & silvan
case one: lyra & arek, case two: claude & silvan
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
also idk what the trope is called but i'm always a sucker for siblings who think they have nothing in common but then they're just about mirror images of each other, their shared traits just manifest differently
case one: lyra & arek, case two: claude & silvan
case one: lyra & arek, case two: claude & silvan
also.. why does she not accept any name 😭 i just want to name her but nothing feels right or sticks
sometimes it feels a little silly that the rook in my pfp is the one that i never talk about, although she's my second or third rook that i ever made when the game came out and she's my canon rook
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
also.. why does she not accept any name 😭 i just want to name her but nothing feels right or sticks