RedBlueOx
@redblueox.bsky.social
Troy Carpenter: dad, cook, runner, thinker, aesthete, bon vivant. The old place was harmful to my health.
Hearing reports from trusted sources that Bovino has been gifted a toy motorcycle by a friendly, bedridden boy named Keith, and will be using it to ride out of town tomorrow after making repairs in a makeshift garage under a the television set in the hotel lobby.
January 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Hearing reports from trusted sources that Bovino has been gifted a toy motorcycle by a friendly, bedridden boy named Keith, and will be using it to ride out of town tomorrow after making repairs in a makeshift garage under a the television set in the hotel lobby.
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
“I didn’t pay attention in geography class and I’m not sure what Greenland is.”
Mike Johnson aims to ‘calm the situation’ over Trump’s Greenland threats
Mike Johnson aims to ‘calm the situation’ over Trump’s Greenland threats
Mike Johnson aims to ‘calm the situation’ over Trump’s Greenland threats
www.independent.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
“I didn’t pay attention in geography class and I’m not sure what Greenland is.”
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
“🎶Thursday, I don’t care about you; it’s Whiskey Friday I’m in Love (with Tony Doukopil).🎶”
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
“🎶Thursday, I don’t care about you; it’s Whiskey Friday I’m in Love (with Tony Doukopil).🎶”
"It's a real beauty."
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"It's a real beauty."
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I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
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look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
Sure, *now* Matthew Golden looks great, fantasy season in the rearview. #posthypesleeper
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Sure, *now* Matthew Golden looks great, fantasy season in the rearview. #posthypesleeper
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
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decided to bring this to life
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
decided to bring this to life
My Whatizit shirt has people asking one question already answered by the shirt.
January 8, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My Whatizit shirt has people asking one question already answered by the shirt.
Incredible video. How is this America? Federal agents storming Midwest suburbs? #wtfusa
👉 ICE Abusing Protesters After Murdering Driver 1/7/26
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnfi...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnfi...
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Incredible video. How is this America? Federal agents storming Midwest suburbs? #wtfusa
So naturally, you prosecuted him for sedition and locked him in jail for life?
Five years ago today, the United States Capitol was attacked in a violent insurrection incited by the President of the United States for one purpose: to overturn a free and fair election and cling to power in clear violation of the Constitution.
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
So naturally, you prosecuted him for sedition and locked him in jail for life?
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Goldilocks waking up:
Holy shit Bears
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Goldilocks waking up:
Made ya some snickerdoodles. #holidaybaking
December 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Made ya some snickerdoodles. #holidaybaking
*to the tune of Living Colour’s “Glamour Boys”:
🎶the Clabber Girl is always in the kitchen 🎶
🎶the Clabber Girl is always in the kitchen 🎶
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
*to the tune of Living Colour’s “Glamour Boys”:
🎶the Clabber Girl is always in the kitchen 🎶
🎶the Clabber Girl is always in the kitchen 🎶
He is sovereign; but he is just.
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
He is sovereign; but he is just.
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Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask
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You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You ever think about how conscious time is basically the most valuable thing we have and it’s been commodified for us to labor for other people’s benefit and all the objects around the world are the embodiment of people’s lives spent on this process :)
He survived? Even though he couldn't pick?
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He survived? Even though he couldn't pick?
Everyone's cheering "go Pecan Pie" or "go Apple Pie," and I'm over here cheering for Hasselback Potato Gruyere Gratin and the rule of law!
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Everyone's cheering "go Pecan Pie" or "go Apple Pie," and I'm over here cheering for Hasselback Potato Gruyere Gratin and the rule of law!