A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."

The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"

"Learned what?" she asks

Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

i have no doubt that senator van hollen was genuinely concerned for the safety and welfare of abrego garcia BUT ALSO this is what i'm talking about when i say POLITICAL AMBITION. van hollen may well make himself a household name and nationally recognized political figure with this move

Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.

My Bluesky feed is less anxiety-inducing than my Shitter feed but I'm seeing a lot of artwork I really don't want to see now. 😳🫣

I spend a lot of time wondering if @alyankovic.bsky.social is aware of who Tom Cardy is and hope they tour together one day.

congratulations to the literally zero Republicans standing up to denounce Donald Trump for saying that 'Hitler had a lot of good ideas.' stand up and take a bow, you gutless fucking cowards

Bank account: *has money in it*

Me: “Cool I can buy this thing!!”

Bank account: *now has less money in it*

Me: “What the fuck where did my money go how did this happen?”