Jeebs
@realslimschindy.bsky.social
I'm done with Meta platforms. Time to hang out here. Thanks for having me! (Yes, I'm a real person; I just like this caricature someone made for me.)
It was a long time ago but did people forget what Belichick was originally caught doing? He was video taping the opposing team's super bowl walkthrough practice! His Pats then beat those Rams in an enormous upset. And right after all tapes were destroyed. #nfl #halloffame #cheater
January 28, 2026 at 10:35 PM
It was a long time ago but did people forget what Belichick was originally caught doing? He was video taping the opposing team's super bowl walkthrough practice! His Pats then beat those Rams in an enormous upset. And right after all tapes were destroyed. #nfl #halloffame #cheater
41-16 Seahawks. Destroy 'em! #darnoldmvp
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
41-16 Seahawks. Destroy 'em! #darnoldmvp
I can tell you as a Bills fan this is like pouring salt on an open wound.
as a Patriots fan you should not be in my mentions trying to convince me that your team is not a fraud. you should be celebrating the fact that your fraud team is going to the Super Bowl. the rest of us would kill for this
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I can tell you as a Bills fan this is like pouring salt on an open wound.
It is an excellent point and I demand a good goddamn answer.
January 24, 2026 at 11:40 PM
It is an excellent point and I demand a good goddamn answer.
Honestly, it's time for drastic measures. Though soccer won't make an impact in America. Pull the Olympics.
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
bit.ly
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Honestly, it's time for drastic measures. Though soccer won't make an impact in America. Pull the Olympics.
This guy got someone to marry him. Proof there is LIT.ER.A.LLY someone out there for anyone!
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This guy got someone to marry him. Proof there is LIT.ER.A.LLY someone out there for anyone!
Who is this fucking moron?
“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 21, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Who is this fucking moron?
The #NFL is happy for Buffalo Bills fans to buy the No. 1 selling jersey. It's thrilled our fandom travels more than any other all regular season long. But the second-smallest market in the league is just not worthy of winning a super bowl. Hence the script is for them to lose every year. #rigged
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I bought a few watch straps directly from the owner of a small microbrand operation in Switzerland. He shipped them out to me via Fedex after I paid him directly. Today, six weeks later, I got a tariff bill for them. Are we 'great' yet?
January 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I bought a few watch straps directly from the owner of a small microbrand operation in Switzerland. He shipped them out to me via Fedex after I paid him directly. Today, six weeks later, I got a tariff bill for them. Are we 'great' yet?
She gave me money and kissed my ass = I like her.
The election for President of Meta was rigged, I won by a lot.
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
She gave me money and kissed my ass = I like her.
Talks colossal shit. Just another pussy.
She has the microphone.
She has immunity.
If her concern were really about the victims, names in The Epstein Files would be said out loud — on the House floor.
Silence isn’t caution.
It’s a choice.
She has immunity.
If her concern were really about the victims, names in The Epstein Files would be said out loud — on the House floor.
Silence isn’t caution.
It’s a choice.
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Talks colossal shit. Just another pussy.
Excellent point.
If Marjorie Taylor Greene *really* cared about the Epstein victims, she would read the names of the perpetrators on the House floor (where she would have immunity) before she leaves office.
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Excellent point.
What's funny is, Bush was called stupid nightly and he did not complain. He did not cite fairness. He did not bash media or comedians. If this man shrinks anymore he'll fit in my second grader's pocket.
President Farquaad needs to get ahold of himself and read that pesky document he swore an oath to defend.
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
What's funny is, Bush was called stupid nightly and he did not complain. He did not cite fairness. He did not bash media or comedians. If this man shrinks anymore he'll fit in my second grader's pocket.
Am I the only one who thinks *enough already* with the Epstein files? The Dems always try to *get* Trump on something and fail every time. We know what's in there. It has no effect.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Am I the only one who thinks *enough already* with the Epstein files? The Dems always try to *get* Trump on something and fail every time. We know what's in there. It has no effect.
Once, our country broke up these companies that got too big and too greedy. Remember that? Neither do I because most of us weren't alive when it happened. If only we could learn from our past ...
December 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Once, our country broke up these companies that got too big and too greedy. Remember that? Neither do I because most of us weren't alive when it happened. If only we could learn from our past ...
The thing is, what else would you expect? He's nothing if not predictable. It's hard to find the words to describe how I feel knowing this came out of our president's mouth. I guess all I can say is I wish it weren't so. I wish HE wasn't so.
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The thing is, what else would you expect? He's nothing if not predictable. It's hard to find the words to describe how I feel knowing this came out of our president's mouth. I guess all I can say is I wish it weren't so. I wish HE wasn't so.
Let's face it, Sandy Hook was the line in the sand. Right then we decided our kids' deaths are the price we pay to leave things exactly as they are in America with guns. #fuckyourguns
December 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Let's face it, Sandy Hook was the line in the sand. Right then we decided our kids' deaths are the price we pay to leave things exactly as they are in America with guns. #fuckyourguns
Remember that hate is taught.
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Remember that hate is taught.
Everything is bullshit and fake news and overblown until it affects them personally. Take your insider-trading millions and STFU. You have been utterly useless for your people outside of raising money and causing division. Why do the worst people always get ahead? I'm so angry 😡
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Everything is bullshit and fake news and overblown until it affects them personally. Take your insider-trading millions and STFU. You have been utterly useless for your people outside of raising money and causing division. Why do the worst people always get ahead? I'm so angry 😡
Next, he's winning CrossFit Athlete of the Year. Bet.
This isn't a Participation Trophy, it's a Non-Participation Trophy.
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Next, he's winning CrossFit Athlete of the Year. Bet.
I keep saying it over and over but the rules have changed, so it's time to play by the new ones. IMO McConnell set the precedent. All blue states must now gerrymander in the same fashion to level (and hopefully exceed) the playing field.
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I keep saying it over and over but the rules have changed, so it's time to play by the new ones. IMO McConnell set the precedent. All blue states must now gerrymander in the same fashion to level (and hopefully exceed) the playing field.
Yup.
Guess the speed of democracy depends on who you voted for and what they look like.
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yup.
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Breaking: The US lost 32,000 jobs in November, far worse than expected.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Breaking: The US lost 32,000 jobs in November, far worse than expected.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
Small businesses were the hardest hit.
Chess move. Dems as usual lose bc they are weaklings.
Todd Blanche tried to justify giving Maxwell special treatment and privileges because of her supposed “cooperation.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Chess move. Dems as usual lose bc they are weaklings.
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuck her! This ain't a fucking redemption tour.
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuck her! This ain't a fucking redemption tour.