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Ryan
@rdsrds2120.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈, 🔎 ✨ MTG Judge, Level 3 JF✨ Co-founder, Cantrip Cards and Games ✨ Former Math Teacher ✨ Passionate about education, math, YIMBY urban planning, and cooking.

Be kind, be curious, be earnest, be unserious.
@fabtcg.com Hello! Someone told me that LGSs can't sell products for new releases until 3:30pm local time on a set release day. Is that true?
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I have no shovel and I must dig
January 27, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 PM
@wotcmatt.bsky.social hey! Are ECL cards legal in standard right now? I remember the announcement in ONE but I don't think the website/docs are updated and I want to be confident. Thanks.
January 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
What's next? Putting an alluring pie on a windowsill? Then dropping an anvil on ICE agents that float to it, nose first, along the aromatic trails?? Is that what you want?? Pathetic
DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin on "acts of violence" against ICE agents in Minnesota: "Pouring water on the ground so that it would freeze the ground in front of our federal law enforcement vehicles so that they would potentially slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I hope he sees this bro
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
exhibit eight trillion for the "everyone is twelve now" theory
JD Vance: "The War Powers Act is fundamentally a fake and unconstitutional law"
January 9, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation.

I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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Sen. BLUMENTHAL: Was the U.S. Capitol attacked on January 6, 2021?

Trump nominee: *dodges*

Trump nominee: *dodges*

Trump nominee: Well, individuals entered the Capitol.

Blumenthal: You are in fear—how will you have the courage to be fair and impartial?
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Youth Pastor Judge when players don't agree with their ruling: "You know who else appealed to a higher power?"
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Channeling Princess Carolyn at every waking step
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
On my way to SCG Con Vegas and remembering why I don't usually travel all the way across the country for things. Classic "travel for an entire day to and from" maneuver
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@scryfall.com Hello! Is there a way to sort a search by foil price? Ty 🙏
October 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”

<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>

Vance spokesperson: No comment.
October 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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“The position of the American Academy of Sleep Medicine is to scrap Daylight Saving Time and permanently stick to Standard Time.” Remind your state and federal lawmakers!
October 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
@wotcmatt.bsky.social Heya! There's a typo in this gatherer ruling for Kaboom! that references Soulfire Eruption:
September 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children. “Florida is the first state to take the courageous step toward decluttering itself of excess children, but under the inexpert guidance of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., other states may follow.” [theatlantic.com]
Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children
The state’s elimination of vaccine mandates is a courageous first step toward decluttering itself of any excess kids.
www.theatlantic.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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The notion that doing anything good in public ever was in itself proof you are actually a bad person because virtue signaling is the worst sin you can possibly commit has to be the most destructive psyop in human history.
I'm seeing a social media trend where people are sneaking pics of men reading books in public and making fun of them as "performative males"

And while I love a good dunk, I don't think you guys want men to be reading even less than they are now. Just saying
September 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the real horror of Carrie is the 5 minutes of voyeurism at the beginning jfc
August 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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We should all walk the streets with a couple of foot longs. The new open carry of the resistance.
August 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Statista does this weird thing where it might be counting DC in its state rankings, not city. Idk if it is even on the city list. It still doesn't break top 10 at 1150.9 (probably top 15?), but it's small geographic size with no other cities to balance it out means this is a weird list to put it on.
August 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM