how's your personal management these days

At my in-laws’ one year I witnessed a sorority girl at my table open a bottle of beer using nothing but a turkey leg bone. It took her 15 minutes and only got scarier the longer it went on. Like after 10 she just stopped talking

Thought this was gonna be about Nite Country but i think that one might be fully irredeemable

Tell you this: I ain’t never heard of no life penalty

Picasso beat the hell outta me

Picasso rearranged my face

I did not believe in cubism

But then I got cubed

I whooped Picasso’s ass (x4)

track 4 on Wesley Willis: The Unreleased Demos

The president suffers from charisma-triggered amnesia and unfortunately it’s very funny

Come And See Movie Ending EXPLAINED With Bob Marley Comedy

🤌🤌

For me the most surprising Brad Dourif appearance was his turn as the villain in Myst III: Exile

Backing out rules imo

Pop that on a motivational poster of some footprints and you’re rolling in 90s money

Put on your red shoes and flap the blues

Met a dachshund by that name once. Little sweetie. Decent bit tbh

Juft like the lytill Squerell