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Razzle Bathbone
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Hell God Baby Damn No

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Shoutout to the guy at the karaoke bar i passed by last night around midnight doing What A Wonderful World in his best Louis Armstrong impression
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Everyone calls Cecil the best coveter in our village, has been since he were a boy, came by the trade natural. You should have seen how they hoisted him on their shoulders when he won us the All-County Leering Contest this past midsummer--man and wife alike, all forgiven. And then there's me--me, with all my practice--foundering in his shadow, his victories dangled before my face only to recede at the sight of my outstretched hand, his life that could have been mine, should have been mine. Still--there is comfort in knowing that if he be my better, he must be even more envious of me.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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For me the most surprising Brad Dourif appearance was his turn as the villain in Myst III: Exile
Brad Dourif in a crazy red dress thing with bananas or something on it. Long hair, sandals, some kinda contraption in his hand. Good for him I say
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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In college I lived in a dorm with a pathological liar, and it turns out if you hang around one long enough, his repertoire eventually runs out and he has to improvise new material. Like once he pointed at a Christian Children’s Fund ad on TV and said “I’m actually dating that guy’s granddaughter”
Still frame from one of those children’s fund infomercials with the old white guy hanging out with impoverished children
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I know basically nothing about weed but I’m pretty sure the first person to sell an edible version of this will make eight million dollars
efrutti mini burger gummi candy
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Lil Yachty Drake GIF - Lil Yachty Drake Oprahs Bank Account -…
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Billboard Blob Thing Devouring Its Son
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I got an advance copy of John Fetterman's memoir and it's more damning than I even expected
“At this time a slight sleep relieved me from the pain of reflection, which was disturbed by the approach of a beautiful child, who came running into the recess I had chosen, with all the sportiveness of infancy. Suddenly, as I gazed on him, an idea seized me that this little creature was unprejudiced and had lived too short a time to have imbibed a horror of deformity. If, therefore, I could seize him and educate him as my companion and friend, I should not be so desolate in this peopled earth. “Urged by this impulse, I seized on the boy as he passed and drew him towards me. As soon as he beheld my form, he placed his hands before his eyes and uttered a shrill scream; I drew his hand forcibly from his face and said, ‘Child, what is the meaning of this? I do not intend to hurt you; listen to me.’ “He struggled violently. ‘Let me go,’ he cried; ‘monster! Ugly wretch! You wish to eat me and tear me to pieces. You are an ogre. Let me go, or I will tell my papa.’ “‘Boy, you will never see your father again; you must come with me.’ “‘Hideous monster! Let me go. My papa is a syndic—he is M. Frankenstein—he will punish you. You dare not keep me.’ “‘Frankenstein! you belong then to my enemy—to him towards whom I have sworn eternal revenge; you shall be my first victim.’ “The child still struggled and loaded me with epithets which carried despair to my heart; I grasped his throat to silence him, and in a moment he lay dead at my feet.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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I’m really sorry this happened to you in much the same way as I would be if this had happened to you instead
Reno 911 Dangle’s bike inexplicably impaled over 20 foot tall lamppost
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Saw a crow absolutely stuffing its face with peanut m&ms today
Very blurry crow with a visible beakful of peanut m&ms
November 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I understand nearly none of you care about these but I’m having a lot of fun with em. Every time I think I might be getting sick of it I just do another one and it’s fun again
Ink drawing of Watery Grave. A rusting ship sits on a diagonal at the bottom of the sea, surrounded by black water.
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Drawing my own mtg proxies until WotC threatens me with legal action, Day 281
Ink drawing of Dark Confidant. It’s literally just Grima Wormtongue whispering at Theoden Ink drawing of Shadowy Backstreet. It’s a dimly lit, uh… shadowy backstreet Ink drawing of Springheart Nantuko. A praying mantis in the top half of a gi poses dramatically. Ink drawing of silent clearing. A full moon illuminates an empty meadow.
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Drawing my own mtg proxies until WotC threatens me with legal action, Day 280
Ink drawing of Sunbaked Canyon. One of those weird caverns where the stone walls are all smooth and undulating. Ink drawing of Phyrexian Metamorph. With one tentacle, a faceless, hooded creature holds up a mask on a stick to where its head should be. Other masks are visible lining its open cloak. Ink drawing of Breeding Pool. A striped swordfish examines a swirling vortex of smaller fish just beneath the surface of the water. Technically this should have a forest component, but I don’t give a shit. Ink drawing of Steam Vents. Some deep-sea hydrothermal vents are releasing steam. There. If that ain’t on theme I don’t know what is.
November 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Drawing my own magic card proxies until WotC threatens me with legal action, Day 278
Ink drawing of Arid Mesa. Striated rock formations stretch toward the Arizona sky. The big one in front admittedly looks not unlike a penis but so does the real rock formation I used as a reference lol Ink drawing of Scalding Tarn. An island volcano erupts with a plume of lava spewing toward the heavens. Another ink drawing of Arid Mesa. More rock formations out of Sedona, AZ. Some scrubbly little plants occupy the extreme foreground and dot the mountainsides. Ink drawing of Scalding Tarn again. A closeup of a volcano or something, there’s some fire… I admit this one got away from me. Little bit abstract. My hand had started to cramp up. I just needed to put a fourth picture in this thing.
November 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Met the new neighbors today
November 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Ok since you asked here’s another
Ink drawing of Adeline, Resplendent Cathar. An armored woman is poised to swing a massive broadsword.
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Ah what the heck have one more it’s a holiday
Ink drawing of Three Steps Ahead. An elfish looking guy holds his hands up in surrender, dropping a small knife and looking the wrong direction as a hooded masked figure behind him holds an even bigger knife to his neck. Flavor text: "Your petition to join the Assassins' Guild has been... denied."
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Drawing more mtg stuff bc nobody’s stopped me
Ink drawing of snapcaster mage. A shifty-looking hooded wizard with glowing eyes snaps his fingers in closeup and lightning crackles from them. Ink drawing of Stoneforge Mystic. An elfish looking person in deep concentration wearing some kinda big pilgrim hat levitates a sword overhead, mystically. Ink drawing of Craterhoof Behemoth. Some kind of misshapen many-eyed frogmouth looking creature opens its glowing maw way too wide.
October 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I have to go. I’ve received the Pep Signal
Incoming text message reading PEPBOYS please call us
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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i've said it before and i'm saying it now: the only option is Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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dont listen to this. aah ohh it physically wounds me when you listen to this!!
October 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Surrendering to my inner @macnult.com (eating more crab snacks in one sitting than a doctor would encourage me to)
A bag of Korean spicy crab flavored puffed rice crackers
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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meryl streep yelling but it looks like it's like 3 frames before or after the shot everyone most immediately recognizes. her tongue is kind of sticking out. the difference is subtle but unmistakable. uncanny
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Love those jokes make chuckle.
Love those jokes make chuckle.
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Can we please raise the necessary funds to get Jonathan Pryce a better Wikipedia photo
Jonathan Pryce (Brazil, Slow Horses, Game of Thrones) looking absolutely bedraggled
October 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM