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Fumes. Running. Drain. Circling.
@ravegreenmartin.bsky.social
This is my personal account - if you’re looking for the streamer account that’s StormMartinEBFG.

Fledgling streamer, Eurovision nut, two time video model for Seattle Sounders FC, and notorious Stefan Frei fanboy. Awkwardly stumbling into my daddy era.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Japanese Second Breakfast
A Lord of the Rings cover band called My Chemical Ro-Meriadoc Brandybuck
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I've never been more humbled about my puzzle-solving abilities than I am when I'm doing the Taskmaster advent calendar.
December 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Something something YNYA
Another stalwart on the backline 💪

📰: sndrs.com/65hn8019
December 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So we got a letter on our door that effective today, our apartment building is under new ownership/management. On the one hand, yay, because Greystar can suck it. On the other hand, better the devil you know and all that.
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I probably shouldn't be as excited about the Frei news as I am, because I feel there's a 98% chance that if he didn't re-sign, he prolly would've retired... but it could've been another Brad to SKC sitch.

And for however long I'm here, my hero is a Sounder and that means a FUCKING LOT to me.
December 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hell and, also, yeah
SWEEEEEEEEET STEFAN FREI 🎶
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I want a Sounders/RBNY MLS Cup final next year SOLELY for a "I feel a lot better than Michael" sound bite possibility
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Did some calculating and it looks like I can survive until the end of February before I'm absolutely out of money.

Having said that, I *did* just renew my ECS membership for next year because Sounders Til I Die isn't just a saying.
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Torn on the fact that I won’t be at the ECS EOSP tonight. I miss y’all, but my anxiety won out.
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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HIS NAME IS MAX ANCHOR

You'll Never Yacht Alone
NEWS | We have claimed goalkeeper Max Anchor off end-of-year waivers.

The 21-year-old has been in the Vancouver Whitecaps system since 2017.

MORE ➡️ sndrs.com/vjlulor3
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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this is so real. the emotional weight of just trying to stay alive in this country is unending, and if you care about the people around you it's just stacking damage.
People are in despair out there because whether it’s the healthcare or the guns or the housing crisis or the grocery costs every single American asks themselves at least once a week how they are supposed to survive this country. And the answer is always that they aren’t.
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Martin's 2025 in a nutshell
Your daily affirmation from Poison Ivy. (Lettering by Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou.)
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Screaming crying throwing up from happiness
🇺🇸 Sources: The Seattle Sounders has re-signed GK and club legend Stefan Frei to a new deal.

Frei, 38, returns for his 13th year with the club.
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Obviously not being hyperbolic when I say this match changed my life.
An unforgettable night in Toronto 🏆

In this "Legendary Moment in Sounders History" presented by Tequila Herradura, we won our first MLS Cup nine years ago today!
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I woke up 45 minutes ago and the day's already been so bad that it can go fuck off.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Over/under on whether I end up breaking down crying tonight?

Everyone treating me as invisible strikes again.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Disappointed but not surprised. So it looks like my being part of the Eurovision fandom ends here in 2025.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Been checking my feed here less and less frequently recently.

At this point, someone just let me know if Stef comes back to the team or not. It's pretty much the only thing I come here to see.
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“The K-Pop artist who won the American Song Contest is now competing in Melodifestivalen next year” is a phrase that I thought I’d never utter, yet here we are.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Started the Taskmaster advent calendar and I had no idea I was supposed to start by scanning a QR code on the box... so I picked a door at random. Luckily I opened door 2 so at least I can just swap the two days.

(I plan on making this a small TikTok series so getting it right... important, eh?)
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yooooo my husband just came back from a package run and said “so I got this for you and kinda forgot about it”
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Mentally preparing myself to be even more depressed than usual
I’m expecting Sounders to announce roster decisions today. Think most of the big stuff has already been reported by @elrolonw.bsky.social.
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM