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I had a dream I missed a deadline on a book, and was frantically checking my email for the file. When I found it the book was called AAAAAUUGGHHHHH and it was a single page that said AAAAAUUGGHHHHH
me when I go for a run
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
me when I go for a run
going through my watch list is so funny because there's really only three categories of movies on there: Horror, Despair, and Lesbian
August 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
going through my watch list is so funny because there's really only three categories of movies on there: Horror, Despair, and Lesbian
the first guy to assemble an orchestra to play must have felt like god
July 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
the first guy to assemble an orchestra to play must have felt like god
"one of the things that impressed me the most was that you could get on a subway car and see everybody—businessmen, construction workers, teachers, homeless people, students, teenage breakdancers, every race, all types of nationalities, all together, at least momentarily, in the same space, equal."
Fear of the New York City subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-subway...
The Subway Is Not Scary
Fear of the subway is a mark of low moral character.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"one of the things that impressed me the most was that you could get on a subway car and see everybody—businessmen, construction workers, teachers, homeless people, students, teenage breakdancers, every race, all types of nationalities, all together, at least momentarily, in the same space, equal."
credit card companies love to be like "protect yourself from fraud!!!! stop being a careless idiot!!"
*mails you blank checks with your name and account number on them unprompted 4 times a month*
*mails you blank checks with your name and account number on them unprompted 4 times a month*
June 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
credit card companies love to be like "protect yourself from fraud!!!! stop being a careless idiot!!"
*mails you blank checks with your name and account number on them unprompted 4 times a month*
*mails you blank checks with your name and account number on them unprompted 4 times a month*
can't believe we got a waluigi situation during the protests
June 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
can't believe we got a waluigi situation during the protests
thinking about the guy in front of us at CVS who was on a very long call to move funds around to purchase 4 bottles of water, a container of astroglide, and a huge box of condoms. godspeed to you I hope it was worth every penny
June 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
thinking about the guy in front of us at CVS who was on a very long call to move funds around to purchase 4 bottles of water, a container of astroglide, and a huge box of condoms. godspeed to you I hope it was worth every penny
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Los Angeles, 2025
📸 afpphoto
📸 afpphoto
June 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Los Angeles, 2025
📸 afpphoto
📸 afpphoto
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THE PEOPLE UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED BABYYY
June 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
THE PEOPLE UNITED WILL NEVER BE DEFEATED BABYYY
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the wildfire resource you're actually looking for is "water" and you're wasting it by running a totally useless AI. thanks
NEW: California has launched ‘Ask CAL FIRE”, an AI-powered chatbot on @calfire.bsky.social’s website offering wildfire resources and emergency information in 70 languages.
We’re committed to transforming government to more efficiently and effectively serve people.
We’re committed to transforming government to more efficiently and effectively serve people.
May 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
the wildfire resource you're actually looking for is "water" and you're wasting it by running a totally useless AI. thanks
I finally got my T auto-injector approved after fighting with insurance for a year and then I was TOO SCARED to use it even though I've been doing regular injections for 5 years!? I made Carol Ann do the first one...it was fine lmao
May 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I finally got my T auto-injector approved after fighting with insurance for a year and then I was TOO SCARED to use it even though I've been doing regular injections for 5 years!? I made Carol Ann do the first one...it was fine lmao
you guys ever seen a movie?? thinking of trying one out
April 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
you guys ever seen a movie?? thinking of trying one out
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Father Pizzaballa himself @adamcarey.bsky.social created the image. Together we will choose the new pope.
April 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Father Pizzaballa himself @adamcarey.bsky.social created the image. Together we will choose the new pope.
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but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
but im a jeep
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
im a vehicle
what the hell am i doing here
beep beep honk honk steer
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There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
April 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results
getting Goggins whiplash going between Gemstones and White Lotus
April 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
getting Goggins whiplash going between Gemstones and White Lotus
curious to know whether this was a coincidence, an homage, or a ripoff. The 2007 piece Fringe by indigenous artist Rebecca Belmore vs. the movie poster for The Substance
April 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
curious to know whether this was a coincidence, an homage, or a ripoff. The 2007 piece Fringe by indigenous artist Rebecca Belmore vs. the movie poster for The Substance
it's finally been long enough that I can replay Return of the Obra Dinn
April 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
it's finally been long enough that I can replay Return of the Obra Dinn
another win...my wrist injury preventing me from working qualified me for the hospital charity program, so my two heart surgery balances have been waived 💸 Between those and my MRI getting reimbursed I've been spared $4200 in additional medical bills. Now it's only Obi bills left
April 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
another win...my wrist injury preventing me from working qualified me for the hospital charity program, so my two heart surgery balances have been waived 💸 Between those and my MRI getting reimbursed I've been spared $4200 in additional medical bills. Now it's only Obi bills left
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Taken from a FB account:
March 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Taken from a FB account:
I had a dream I missed a deadline on a book, and was frantically checking my email for the file. When I found it the book was called AAAAAUUGGHHHHH and it was a single page that said AAAAAUUGGHHHHH
March 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I had a dream I missed a deadline on a book, and was frantically checking my email for the file. When I found it the book was called AAAAAUUGGHHHHH and it was a single page that said AAAAAUUGGHHHHH
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West Papua’s Indigenous people have called for a boycott of KitKat, Smarties and Aero chocolate, Oreo biscuits and Ritz crackers, Pantene and Herbal Essences, over alleged ecocide in their territory
West Papuan Indigenous people call for KitKat boycott over alleged ecocide
Thousands of acres of rainforest is being cleared to produce palm oil, used in popular Nestlé and Mondelēz brands
buff.ly
March 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
West Papua’s Indigenous people have called for a boycott of KitKat, Smarties and Aero chocolate, Oreo biscuits and Ritz crackers, Pantene and Herbal Essences, over alleged ecocide in their territory