Earthbound Misfit
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I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. — William Shakespeare
Dave Barry's advice on watching the calories.:
“Even if you rigidly observe portion control by restricting yourself to only the individually foil-wrapped ‘mini’ Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, you can still gain weight if you eat more than 80 of them.”
“Even if you rigidly observe portion control by restricting yourself to only the individually foil-wrapped ‘mini’ Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, you can still gain weight if you eat more than 80 of them.”
Holiday Diet Tips
Ho Ho Hopeless.
davebarry.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Dave Barry's advice on watching the calories.:
“Even if you rigidly observe portion control by restricting yourself to only the individually foil-wrapped ‘mini’ Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, you can still gain weight if you eat more than 80 of them.”
“Even if you rigidly observe portion control by restricting yourself to only the individually foil-wrapped ‘mini’ Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, you can still gain weight if you eat more than 80 of them.”
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All I want for Xmas. 🙏
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
All I want for Xmas. 🙏
I was certain that Fräulein Bondi & Co. would continue to maneuver and not obey the court order. (Not that I think they've now given up on deporting him.)
Kilmar Abrego Garcia freed from federal immigration detention, his attorney's office says
Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from an immigration detention center in Pennsylvania following an order from a federal judge issued Thursday, according to his attorney’s office.
apnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I was certain that Fräulein Bondi & Co. would continue to maneuver and not obey the court order. (Not that I think they've now given up on deporting him.)
But I'll bet my last dollar that the a**hole is up-to-date on his vaccine.
I have watched my last Neeson film.
I have watched my last Neeson film.
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
But I'll bet my last dollar that the a**hole is up-to-date on his vaccine.
I have watched my last Neeson film.
I have watched my last Neeson film.
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A 9-0 GOP gerrymander goes down in flames.
Indiana Republicans just defied Trump's pressure to rig their House maps
A 9-0 GOP gerrymander goes down in flames.
www.motherjones.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A 9-0 GOP gerrymander goes down in flames.
Courtesy of the Mango Moron's own Department of Commerce. And this doesn't reflect the backlash that's sure to follow about demanding five years of social media history just to be allowed to visit the U.S.
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Courtesy of the Mango Moron's own Department of Commerce. And this doesn't reflect the backlash that's sure to follow about demanding five years of social media history just to be allowed to visit the U.S.
Courtesy of the Mango Moron's own Department of Commerce:
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Courtesy of the Mango Moron's own Department of Commerce:
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
"...there is a dubious, but still classified, memo ... that signs off on the [boat strike] campaign and asserts that everyone in the chain of command is entitled to criminal immunity because the United States is said to be engaged in an armed conflict with drug cartels."
Remember the Torture Memos? The Boat Strike Memos May Be Worse.
The Trump administration needs to release the legal analysis underpinning its controversial military campaign.
www.politico.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"...there is a dubious, but still classified, memo ... that signs off on the [boat strike] campaign and asserts that everyone in the chain of command is entitled to criminal immunity because the United States is said to be engaged in an armed conflict with drug cartels."
MAGA loves them some criminals!
How a Manosphere Star Accused of Rape and Trafficking Was Freed
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
MAGA loves them some criminals!
As usual, cruelty is the point with these a**holes.
"Sans-serif fonts like Calibri are easier for people with some visual disabilities to read. Screen readers that use optical character recognition (OCR) and text-to-speech are also able to better process sans-serif fonts."
"Sans-serif fonts like Calibri are easier for people with some visual disabilities to read. Screen readers that use optical character recognition (OCR) and text-to-speech are also able to better process sans-serif fonts."
Marco Rubio Orders State Dept to Stop Using Calibri Font in Anti-DEI Push
“Switching to Calibri achieved nothing except the degradation of the department’s official correspondence,
gizmodo.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
As usual, cruelty is the point with these a**holes.
"Sans-serif fonts like Calibri are easier for people with some visual disabilities to read. Screen readers that use optical character recognition (OCR) and text-to-speech are also able to better process sans-serif fonts."
"Sans-serif fonts like Calibri are easier for people with some visual disabilities to read. Screen readers that use optical character recognition (OCR) and text-to-speech are also able to better process sans-serif fonts."
There will never be enough government resources or time to go after every corrupt person in the Trump administration.
Kushner and Saudis back hostile takeover of Hollywood giant
Jared Kushner is funneling $24 billion from Middle Eastern governments to back a hostile bid for Warner Bros. Discovery—all while advising President Trump on foreign policy.
popular.info
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There will never be enough government resources or time to go after every corrupt person in the Trump administration.
Trump's National Security Strategy of the United States of America is,
"...about jettisoning our historical democratic allies and aligning with the aforementioned enemies [Nazis, Hitler], so as to keep America’s bloodlines pure from further adulteration by individuals with swarthy complexions.
"...about jettisoning our historical democratic allies and aligning with the aforementioned enemies [Nazis, Hitler], so as to keep America’s bloodlines pure from further adulteration by individuals with swarthy complexions.
The Reich Stuff
Friends, we are gathered here together to mourn the death of Godwin’s Law, the wry, venerated staple of modern-world wisdom, which is summarized thus:
geneweingarten.substack.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump's National Security Strategy of the United States of America is,
"...about jettisoning our historical democratic allies and aligning with the aforementioned enemies [Nazis, Hitler], so as to keep America’s bloodlines pure from further adulteration by individuals with swarthy complexions.
"...about jettisoning our historical democratic allies and aligning with the aforementioned enemies [Nazis, Hitler], so as to keep America’s bloodlines pure from further adulteration by individuals with swarthy complexions.
O.K., so now I'm officially terrified.
‘Craven’ constitutional loophole could let GOP keep House even if Democrats win
A former Democratic congressman is warning that Donald Trump and House GOP leaders could exploit a “craven, but shockingly constitutional” clause to hold onto their majority even if Democrats win the ...
www.rawstory.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
O.K., so now I'm officially terrified.
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Integrity Index
Holding politicians accountable to the people.
integrityindex.us
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
How are the people who serve you doing?
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Could be a fun winter!! ❄️☃️❄️☃️❄️
Chicago Sees Snowiest Start To Winter Since 1978 After Weekend Snowstorm
As much as five inches of snow fell on the city by Sunday. Chicago has nearly eclipsed last winter's snow total with the snowiest start to the season in over 40 years.
blockclubchicago.org
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Could be a fun winter!! ❄️☃️❄️☃️❄️
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"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
The agency’s language mirrors tactics used by governments to justify repression at home and abroad, rewriting events as they happen to shape how the public understands and digests them, they said.
How The Feds Used Propaganda To Frame Their ‘War’ On Chicago: 'They're Lying Constantly'
Homeland Security has sought to reshape violent encounters into triumphant narratives — even as judges, journalists and experts said the agency has repeatedly distorted facts, misled the public and at...
blockclubchicago.org
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The agency’s language mirrors tactics used by governments to justify repression at home and abroad, rewriting events as they happen to shape how the public understands and digests them, they said.
Time was, when these types of corporations silently went about their nefarious business, intentionally flying under the radar. Now, they've been empowered by Agolf Shitler to outright boast about just how sleazy they are.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Time was, when these types of corporations silently went about their nefarious business, intentionally flying under the radar. Now, they've been empowered by Agolf Shitler to outright boast about just how sleazy they are.
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The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The boats the regime is claiming are going from Venezuela to the US would need to refuel over 20 times to get to Miami.
They are lying to us.
They are lying to us.
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I documented 56 right-wingers who made news for crimes against children in just the month of October, 2025. Individual cases posted to my Instagram and Facebook accounts.
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I documented 56 right-wingers who made news for crimes against children in just the month of October, 2025. Individual cases posted to my Instagram and Facebook accounts.
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