Randolph Lee Welty
randolphleewelty.bsky.social
Randolph Lee Welty
@randolphleewelty.bsky.social
That’s an old picture. I look much worse now.

Smart enough to know I’m stupid.

FKA PorcupineEeyore
You ain’t never gonna hear a rendition of “It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year” like you will if we get what we want for Christmas.
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
That cover is so good.
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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you want originalism? here's some fucking originalism.
December 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
They were there the whole time and left before us. I was basically waiting to get into a fight the whole movie but have always wondered what their deal was and/or how they felt about it.

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I was petrified shit was going to go down or at least they were going to be hella disruptive but nary a peep. Could have been SHARPs or maybe they started out racists and were transformed by the magic of cinema.
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I was petrified shit was going to go down or at least they were going to be hella disruptive but nary a peep. Could have been SHARPs or maybe they started out racists and were transformed by the magic of cinema.
December 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Male seahorses give birth and never shut up about the free emotional labor.
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Waiting for the laptop to emit white smoke.
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s something I went right to too so it’s something all right.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Replies to trump stuff are so bad

It’s no wonder the r word came back the average person doesn’t give a fuck and was born unfunny
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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there is a certain condescension in the idea that “racism should be publicly unacceptable and come with consequences” is an attack on the “working class.”
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM