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Randolph Lee Welty
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That’s an old picture. I look much worse now.

Smart enough to know I’m stupid.

FKA PorcupineEeyore
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We got some packs of these I think and I’ve liked them. Maybe 6 or 7 bucks a pair in the pack but we got them at Costco. Have held up really well with hard yard work and getting wet.
Costco listing for Wells Lamont Men’s HydraHyde Leather Work Gloves, 6 Pair with picture of said gloves.
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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There’s a lesson in here for the ignorant and the bigoted but I have a feeling they’re not going to learn it.
From The Wichita Eagle story linked above: “There’s a relevant twist to all this, and goes to the heart of why his friends think he’s innocent. As said earlier: Ceballos thinks rather than knows he voted for Kobach. (Since ballots are secret, there is no way to know for sure.) Why his uncertainty? Stay tuned. Uncertainty may be the key to how he got into this mess. Multiple friends in Coldwater say Ceballos’ naivety led to these charges. They all live in a county that voted 80% for Trump last time. They say the only reason their buddy registered to vote, as a 20-year-old who progressed slowly in school, was that he wanted to vote for Republicans. Like all his friends.”
December 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Plenty of dudes could have topped John Cena without Liv Morgan’s help.
Screenshot from ESPN.com of WWE wrestler Dominik Mysterio holding Liv Morgan with the text of “Liv Morgan returns to help Dominik Mysterio top John Cena for title”
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Green T-shirt with cartoon guillotine and Molotov cocktail and the text “Billionaires should not exist”
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Screenshot of Google result for “translate portuguese to english” which translates “esse tonto dando reply à tonta maior” as “this fool replying to the bigger fool”
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Some wholesome peer pressure.
A Bluesky conversation that culminates in a sweet drawing of Columbo with a caption saying JUST ONE MORE THING ‪mythbri 🏳️‍🌈‬ ‪@mythbri.bsky.social‬ · 3d I’m watching Columbo and contemplating getting my tablet out to draw ‪Archnemesis Goldenhair‬ ‪@archnemesisg.bsky.social‬ · 2d DRAW COLUMBO mythbri 🏳️‍🌈 ‪@mythbri.bsky.social‬ He’s just a little guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Therapist: You said you were disappointed with life & how the world operates. What were your expectations? Me: Over a picture from Richard Scarry’s Busytown
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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“We’re setting things up for you…”
Catherine Kenner and Bradley Whitford from the movie Get Out smiling like creeps.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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“I think it was actually Bubba the Love Sponge.”
Norman Rockwell guy standing up painting.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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😭😭😭
Screenshot of ESPN.com website showing OKC up 70 to 38 over the Lakers at Halftime. There is a Lakers 50 Toyota ad right above that.
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Blue t-shirt with a bad stick figure drawing dunking a basketball in a 23 jersey with the caption “F#CK THEM KIDS”
November 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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It’s not really about solving all of our problems, just the one.
Calculator app showing 1 trillion divided by 8.2 billion equaling 121.951219512.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Known For Being a staunch abolitionist and U.S. ambassador to Russia. Duels with slaveowners & slavery advocates—zero losses
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Tolkien commented this on it in 1964: I did begin a story placed about 100 years after the Downfall, but it proved both sinister and depressing. Since we are dealing with Men it is inevitable that we should be concerned with the most regrettable feature of their nature: their quick satiety with good. So that the people of Gondor in times of peace, justice and prosperity, would become discontented and restless — while the dynasts descended from Aragorn would become just kings and governors — like Denethor or worse. I found that even so early there was an outcrop of revolutionary plots, about a centre of secret Satanistic religion; while Gondorian boys were playing at being Orcs and going around doing damage. I could have written a 'thriller' about the plot and its discovery and overthrow — but it would have been just that. Not worth doing. Letter 256, (dated 13 May 1964)
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Reviewbrah, a weird looking dude in a suit, holding up McDonald’s bag and soda cup.
October 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Ending scene from Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes with The Lincoln Memorial but it’s an ape.
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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One great part about having the flexibility to sometimes work from my mom’s house is she’ll give me a vial and say I found your baby teeth in the closet.
A little vial of human teeth.
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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holy shit lol
Wikipedia slug for El Conde (film). Description reads: It is a satire that portrays Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet as a 250-year-old vampire seeking death.
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Police focus on ladder placed against the side of the Louvre Andrew Harding Paris correspondent, at the scene
October 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Oh no
October 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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www.interviewmagazine.com/film/diane-k...
AL PACINO: Have you ever read Jack Kerouac’s On the Road? KEATON: Okay. You’re insane, number one. And insanely brilliant. Of course, I was in love with you. You couldn’t be more magical and entertaining and unique and all those things wrapped into one. But, no, I’ve never read Jack Kerouac’s On the Road. I don’t really know anything about it.
October 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Have been meaning to see this film for quite some time especially with Redford’s recent passing, and here’s another sign. Book was great.
Poster for 1972 film The Hot Rock.
October 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Big in Japan evidently.
From Scatman John’s Wikipedia: The Ultraman franchise even jumped on the Scatman bandwagon, releasing a single titled "Scatultraman", the cover art of which featured the Ultraman characters wearing Scatman's trademark hat and mustache.[15] The album reached No. 45 in Switzerland.[16]
October 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Still from Blazing Saddles of Gene Wilder talking to Cleavon Little with the caption of dialogue, “ You have to remember these are simple farmers. The common clay of the new West. You know....morons.”
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM