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ranch.is.sick.fyi
you say you’re a cat but would you eat a can of tuna with fervor
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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clirkus.bsky.social
de-frag your brain
tumblr user nightmare-from-heaven: Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out. If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff. Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else. That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag. Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ranch.is.sick.fyi
i actually love doing math
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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oohyuck.loves.finance
til ur just frog on the subway
a digital illustration of miss piggy and kermit the frog recreation of Chappell roans ‘the subway’ video. Miss piggy is chasing after kermit covered in red curly hair and all u can see is part of mis piggys legs (in black heels) and part of her face/ears kermit is covered in green curly hair u can see his legs (no shoes) and one arm and part of his face the poster in the background of the subway station says ‘he got he got away’ the subway is very dark and creepy looking
November 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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mindflakes.bsky.social
I'm saving over 300/month on food shopping by just eating whatever comes floating down the creek
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ranch.is.sick.fyi
you don’t have to be alone when you’re the place i wanna go
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
ranch.is.sick.fyi
i fell asleep and convinced myself it was 6am when i woke up
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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sadgirlcalii.bsky.social
if y’all think ariana and cynthia are weird you wouldn’t want to see me and my besties together
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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oohyuck.loves.finance
I love it when ppl nerd out about things they love and get excited!! It brings me so much joy actually
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ranch.is.sick.fyi
OMGGGG TODAY IS MY BSKY ANNIVERSARY
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ranch.is.sick.fyi
still have this on loop
patching by runo plum on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 12 Songs
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November 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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dryad.technology
STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person
snapcube.gay Penny Parker @snapcube.gay · 17d
everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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girl.pours.wine
i can’t wait to be done with my silly little tasks and go find magic in every place
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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andylevy.net
a lot of u owe the president an apology
mollyjongfast.bsky.social Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 3d
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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chairbook.on.computer
everyone get weirder and gayer
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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kornart3.bsky.social
FRIEREN ANGLE
It was a fun challenge !
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
“Toad, where are you?” called Frog.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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chairbook.on.computer
“i asked chatgpt” well i asked the bones, and the bones told me you’re a little bitch who will not survive the winter
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
ranch.is.sick.fyi
ocean eyes 10 years old today ;-;
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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strawberry.posts.love
sorry for how i acted when i heard too many sounds all at once
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city.

We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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ifuckedyr.mom
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November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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ashlikeadragon.bsky.social
happy transgender day of remembrance

thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly

please live 💜
A screenshot from Celeste. Madeline stands by a memorial dedicated to those who perished on the climb up Celeste Mountain.
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
ranch.is.sick.fyi
is it unprofessional to gag every time someone brings up AI at work
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
ranch.is.sick.fyi
sorry boss can’t work today. too gay
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM