eulalia
@queeneulalia.bsky.social
she/her/hers/joe/G. fuckery whisperer. baroness of bullshit. jill of all trades & mistress of none. i have the nerve to walk my own way. © zora neale hurston
bars. facts. 10/10 no notes. that part. whatever the children are saying these days.
Decided to talk my shit more, going forward. If my light makes you uncomfortable, go back inside.
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 AM
bars. facts. 10/10 no notes. that part. whatever the children are saying these days.
so say we all. happy friday.
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
so say we all. happy friday.
me, after a 7:30am zoom that really could've/should've been an email 🙄
January 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
me, after a 7:30am zoom that really could've/should've been an email 🙄
missed bears vs. packers on 12/20 & the bears won in overtime. missed most* of tonight's bears vs. packers & the bears won in regulation. does this mean i have to skip bears/packers next season? 🤔
*i got a ride home from a friend & they understood i wasn't getting out until the game ended, lol
*i got a ride home from a friend & they understood i wasn't getting out until the game ended, lol
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
missed bears vs. packers on 12/20 & the bears won in overtime. missed most* of tonight's bears vs. packers & the bears won in regulation. does this mean i have to skip bears/packers next season? 🤔
*i got a ride home from a friend & they understood i wasn't getting out until the game ended, lol
*i got a ride home from a friend & they understood i wasn't getting out until the game ended, lol
big mood. huge. imagine coming for someone who did not send for you. please try the deity or deities of your choice and leave us the entire fuck alone. 💅🏿
January 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
big mood. huge. imagine coming for someone who did not send for you. please try the deity or deities of your choice and leave us the entire fuck alone. 💅🏿
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This day nearly broke me, so I'm reminded:
- They want to break us.
- Things will get worse before they get better.
- They will not break us, and there are a hell of a lot more of us than there are of them.
So on the fuck we go.
- They want to break us.
- Things will get worse before they get better.
- They will not break us, and there are a hell of a lot more of us than there are of them.
So on the fuck we go.
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
This day nearly broke me, so I'm reminded:
- They want to break us.
- Things will get worse before they get better.
- They will not break us, and there are a hell of a lot more of us than there are of them.
So on the fuck we go.
- They want to break us.
- Things will get worse before they get better.
- They will not break us, and there are a hell of a lot more of us than there are of them.
So on the fuck we go.
@tatispumati.bsky.social relevant af to our interests, lol
Chicago coquito competition brings out creativity, tradition and cultural fusion www.wbez.org/food-drink/2...
Chicago coquito competition brings out creativity, tradition and cultural fusion www.wbez.org/food-drink/2...
Chicago coquito competition brings out creativity, tradition and cultural fusion
Local bartenders have invented playful twists on Puerto Rico’s traditional holiday coconut-based rum drink.
www.wbez.org
January 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
@tatispumati.bsky.social relevant af to our interests, lol
Chicago coquito competition brings out creativity, tradition and cultural fusion www.wbez.org/food-drink/2...
Chicago coquito competition brings out creativity, tradition and cultural fusion www.wbez.org/food-drink/2...
my bank account begs to differ, lolsob
Our Sunday sales lately? Dogshit.
What to do about it? Puzzling…puzzling…GADZOOKS! THAT IS IT!
PUZZLES!
AND ALCOHOL!
PUZZLES AND ALCOHOL!
This Sunday for $25 we’ll give you 2 drinks, 2 shots, AND a 252 souvenir Nisei puzzle to solve and keep!
Other bigger puzzles to do for free too.
What to do about it? Puzzling…puzzling…GADZOOKS! THAT IS IT!
PUZZLES!
AND ALCOHOL!
PUZZLES AND ALCOHOL!
This Sunday for $25 we’ll give you 2 drinks, 2 shots, AND a 252 souvenir Nisei puzzle to solve and keep!
Other bigger puzzles to do for free too.
a cartoon of a cat holding a puzzle piece in a box with the hashtag @ilovecatgame
ALT: a cartoon of a cat holding a puzzle piece in a box with the hashtag @ilovecatgame
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
my bank account begs to differ, lolsob
someone sitting near me at work is talking about how much they dislike their current position, how upset they are about reporting to a new/different manager, and how they're looking for a new role. i don't think they realize or care that other people can hear them. discretion? en esta economia? 🙃
January 6, 2026 at 8:50 PM
someone sitting near me at work is talking about how much they dislike their current position, how upset they are about reporting to a new/different manager, and how they're looking for a new role. i don't think they realize or care that other people can hear them. discretion? en esta economia? 🙃
therapy and spite. i refuse to let *gestures vaguely* this bullshit be the thing that takes me out of here.
I have a serious question… like deadass . How do yall keep going on ?? Like how don’t you give up ?
CAUSEEEEEEEEE
CAUSEEEEEEEEE
January 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
therapy and spite. i refuse to let *gestures vaguely* this bullshit be the thing that takes me out of here.
evergreen, no context needed, etc.
Jamila woods was awesome but we as a city deserve better.
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 AM
evergreen, no context needed, etc.
first 12:17 of 2026 brought to you by lion babe's "better late than never." 💃🏿
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 AM
first 12:17 of 2026 brought to you by lion babe's "better late than never." 💃🏿
also sweet home chicago playing is 10/10 no notes. i love this goofass city so much, but not nearly as much as i love y'all.💜
January 1, 2026 at 6:06 AM
also sweet home chicago playing is 10/10 no notes. i love this goofass city so much, but not nearly as much as i love y'all.💜
merry new year! the fireworks along the river are 🤌🏾
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
merry new year! the fireworks along the river are 🤌🏾
decided to start watching the stuart scott 30 for 30 because i figured it would trigger the crying i want to happen before midnight. if this doesn't work, i'll finally listen to "total praise" for the 1st time since richard smallwood's passing. if that doesn't work? i don't even know, tbh.
January 1, 2026 at 4:24 AM
decided to start watching the stuart scott 30 for 30 because i figured it would trigger the crying i want to happen before midnight. if this doesn't work, i'll finally listen to "total praise" for the 1st time since richard smallwood's passing. if that doesn't work? i don't even know, tbh.
science juice! closing the year with a new to me ready-to-drink old fashioned. this one surprised me in a good way - not as sweet as some others, and i can actually taste the whiskey and the bitters.
i received the mug as a birthday gift and using it for this just felt right, lol.
i received the mug as a birthday gift and using it for this just felt right, lol.
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
science juice! closing the year with a new to me ready-to-drink old fashioned. this one surprised me in a good way - not as sweet as some others, and i can actually taste the whiskey and the bitters.
i received the mug as a birthday gift and using it for this just felt right, lol.
i received the mug as a birthday gift and using it for this just felt right, lol.
to not be an unwhimsical ass bitch (cc: @tatispumati.bsky.social)
17. What is one of your goals for 2026?
December 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
to not be an unwhimsical ass bitch (cc: @tatispumati.bsky.social)
the continued necessity of living out loud and loving & being loved out loud
8. What has this year taught you?
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the continued necessity of living out loud and loving & being loved out loud
this whole thread was a journey but "how i'm supposed to shout on 4 different beats" has me in actual tears 🤣🤣🤣
Now i'm disgusted... not because they caught the Holy Ghost... I'm disgusted cause it was 4 different beats going on
and how i'm supposed to shout on 4 different beats?????
and how i'm supposed to shout on 4 different beats?????
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
this whole thread was a journey but "how i'm supposed to shout on 4 different beats" has me in actual tears 🤣🤣🤣
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prosecco and pop-tarts. never change, @niseilounge.bsky.social.
December 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
prosecco and pop-tarts. never change, @niseilounge.bsky.social.
saw someone driving a convertible with the top and windows down earlier and salute to them because that should not be a thing in chicago on december 26.
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
saw someone driving a convertible with the top and windows down earlier and salute to them because that should not be a thing in chicago on december 26.
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using this recipe as the basis of today's sciencing. i have simple syrup instead of agave and i eyeballed instead of measuring, but i'm pleased with the result.
drinkswithdanica.com/cranberry-ap...
drinkswithdanica.com/cranberry-ap...
Cranberry Aperol Spritz Margarita - Holiday Recipe
Try the Cranberry Aperol Spritz Margarita for a festive drink that combines the best of two favorites for holiday cheer.
drinkswithdanica.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
using this recipe as the basis of today's sciencing. i have simple syrup instead of agave and i eyeballed instead of measuring, but i'm pleased with the result.
drinkswithdanica.com/cranberry-ap...
drinkswithdanica.com/cranberry-ap...
merry christmas, happy thursday, and/or merry malörtmas, depending on how you roll. i hope today is whatever you need it to be. love y'all. mean it. 💜
December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
merry christmas, happy thursday, and/or merry malörtmas, depending on how you roll. i hope today is whatever you need it to be. love y'all. mean it. 💜