Qtain P. Faulkes
@qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social
#AMC / #GME Ape. TTRPG, D&D, Gaming, Cooking, Dog Widow, Sewing, Curing meat, Supporter of a free & democratic Ukraine (F*ck russia). Not insane, sane light? sanity reduced?. 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
Dammmmmnnnnn. That is like three Capt. Holt Oh Damn's on the Oh Damn meter.
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Dammmmmnnnnn. That is like three Capt. Holt Oh Damn's on the Oh Damn meter.
A remarkably productive day I'm starting to pay for. Laundry done. Drive and stairs shoveled. Meat ground, cookies made and Yorkshire puddings about to go in the oven for dinner tonight. I can already feel my back muscles.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A remarkably productive day I'm starting to pay for. Laundry done. Drive and stairs shoveled. Meat ground, cookies made and Yorkshire puddings about to go in the oven for dinner tonight. I can already feel my back muscles.
You need the carbs! What happens if you're suddenly texted you've been admitted to Berghain and need to bust out a few moves?
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You need the carbs! What happens if you're suddenly texted you've been admitted to Berghain and need to bust out a few moves?
Yes but also I've read that book so.
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yes but also I've read that book so.
The estate of Leslie Nielsen should sue them (NYT) for egregious copyright infringement.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The estate of Leslie Nielsen should sue them (NYT) for egregious copyright infringement.
Look, on the one hand good chocolate is costly because it is costly to produce if you don't inject it with high fructose corn syrup. On the other, if I didn't post a Parks & Rec 'Treat Yo Self' gif I would be eternally haunted.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Look, on the one hand good chocolate is costly because it is costly to produce if you don't inject it with high fructose corn syrup. On the other, if I didn't post a Parks & Rec 'Treat Yo Self' gif I would be eternally haunted.
I apologize, I had to.
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I apologize, I had to.
OK at what point does Tesla start making breakfast cereals?
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
OK at what point does Tesla start making breakfast cereals?
I have a sudden strong urge for pie. I have ingredients with the exception of fruit. I can make a cream pie but the problem comes in talking about said cream pie or posting pictures of said cream pie. I am also apparently still 13.
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I have a sudden strong urge for pie. I have ingredients with the exception of fruit. I can make a cream pie but the problem comes in talking about said cream pie or posting pictures of said cream pie. I am also apparently still 13.
America officially reaching this stage.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
America officially reaching this stage.
OK, I appreciate all the Bond posts. I just follow finance more and every time I start reading one of them it's like...
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
OK, I appreciate all the Bond posts. I just follow finance more and every time I start reading one of them it's like...
With all due respect, now I have a hankerin cuz I'm jelly.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
With all due respect, now I have a hankerin cuz I'm jelly.
Not to be that guy but ummm, if they wanted to smash the record shouldn't they have built the worlds largest wind hammer? Blades cut.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Not to be that guy but ummm, if they wanted to smash the record shouldn't they have built the worlds largest wind hammer? Blades cut.