Qtain P. Faulkes
qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social
Qtain P. Faulkes
@qtainpfaulkes.bsky.social
#AMC / #GME Ape. TTRPG, D&D, Gaming, Cooking, Dog Widow, Sewing, Curing meat, Supporter of a free & democratic Ukraine (F*ck russia). Not insane, sane light? sanity reduced?. 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dammmmmnnnnn. That is like three Capt. Holt Oh Damn's on the Oh Damn meter.
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A remarkably productive day I'm starting to pay for. Laundry done. Drive and stairs shoveled. Meat ground, cookies made and Yorkshire puddings about to go in the oven for dinner tonight. I can already feel my back muscles.
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You need the carbs! What happens if you're suddenly texted you've been admitted to Berghain and need to bust out a few moves?
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Yes but also I've read that book so.
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The estate of Leslie Nielsen should sue them (NYT) for egregious copyright infringement.
November 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Look, on the one hand good chocolate is costly because it is costly to produce if you don't inject it with high fructose corn syrup. On the other, if I didn't post a Parks & Rec 'Treat Yo Self' gif I would be eternally haunted.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I apologize, I had to.
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
And oldy but a goody, the last time there was a repo crisis at the Fed in 2019 they injected ~16 TRILLION dollars into banks (both domestic & foreign). The problem has only gotten worse. (credit to u/Gareth-Barry on the reddit for the reminder).
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If I may quote one of my favorite authors, Douglas Adams.
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
While I understand that people might be waiting on and or looking on Michael Burry as potentially being "That guy" again, that manages to beat Wall St. and be all knowing.

Also Michael Burry:
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So apparently someone's Samsung fridge started now displaying them ads and I cannot help but think you people learned nothing from watching Silicon Valley. Also, probably a few Carol's out there burning their fridges. (u/Shellnigans on the reddit.)
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OK at what point does Tesla start making breakfast cereals?
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I have a sudden strong urge for pie. I have ingredients with the exception of fruit. I can make a cream pie but the problem comes in talking about said cream pie or posting pictures of said cream pie. I am also apparently still 13.
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me RN:
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
America officially reaching this stage.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
OK, I appreciate all the Bond posts. I just follow finance more and every time I start reading one of them it's like...
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
With all due respect, now I have a hankerin cuz I'm jelly.
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Not to be that guy but ummm, if they wanted to smash the record shouldn't they have built the worlds largest wind hammer? Blades cut.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM