Purple Wooper
@purrpler.bsky.social
Ty 2.0 • they/he • interests include pokemon, JRPGS, astrology (♊️♑️♏️) and sci-fi/fantasy • 28 • Seattle
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If someone gave me $900 I would probably buy an Xbox :3
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If someone gave me $900 I would probably buy an Xbox :3
Not to be too whatever but why is it that happy is such a fleeting emotion but sad is so lingering
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Not to be too whatever but why is it that happy is such a fleeting emotion but sad is so lingering
Sometimes lunch can be a small piece of zucchini bread, some dried mangoes, and a handful of cheezits
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sometimes lunch can be a small piece of zucchini bread, some dried mangoes, and a handful of cheezits
Omg almost forgot I have dnd tonight but at least I get to play my wonderful rabbit folk gunslinger that is loosely based off of Bonnie (of Bonnie and Clyde)
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Omg almost forgot I have dnd tonight but at least I get to play my wonderful rabbit folk gunslinger that is loosely based off of Bonnie (of Bonnie and Clyde)
Erm guys the tarot card I just pulled said I should get a mullet
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Erm guys the tarot card I just pulled said I should get a mullet
Coworker already sniffling her nose and coughing a bit and she’s wearing a mask today. Oh I just know she’s soft launching calling in tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Coworker already sniffling her nose and coughing a bit and she’s wearing a mask today. Oh I just know she’s soft launching calling in tomorrow
Me when I’m a chicken so I can’t fly:
all this wing on me i'll stop
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Me when I’m a chicken so I can’t fly:
Hi! I just wanted to remind everyone that bussy actually can be a gender neutral term if we just shift the culture to it standing for butthole pussy
URGENT!! Bussy CAN be non binary 🙂↕️ it just stands for b*tthole p*ssy
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hi! I just wanted to remind everyone that bussy actually can be a gender neutral term if we just shift the culture to it standing for butthole pussy
I hope you think of me not as an oomf 🙅🏻 but as a bloomf 🙂↕️
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I hope you think of me not as an oomf 🙅🏻 but as a bloomf 🙂↕️
The first hyrule warriors game is already perfect 💜
i need them to remake the first hyrule warriors again with even more characters and adventure maps with the age of imprisonment combat system, i would restart that game for a 4th time HAPPILY
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The first hyrule warriors game is already perfect 💜
Going back to like all the replies to me that I never liked so you all can know I liked them 🙂↕️
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Going back to like all the replies to me that I never liked so you all can know I liked them 🙂↕️
Every year my boss makes all of us dance like little monkeys at the Christmas party, playing games in the hopes of winning a little extra money. And let’s just say, I’m the best dancing monkey there is
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Every year my boss makes all of us dance like little monkeys at the Christmas party, playing games in the hopes of winning a little extra money. And let’s just say, I’m the best dancing monkey there is
Girls let’s all shave our jaws and not tell the space needle
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Girls let’s all shave our jaws and not tell the space needle
*safetys your food*
Girl the skyline so dead I might actually do my job
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*safetys your food*
Girl the skyline so dead I might actually do my job
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Girl the skyline so dead I might actually do my job
The thing is… I’m actually even more insane in person 🤥 I often leave of room of my beloved friends in a stunned silence 🙂↕️
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The thing is… I’m actually even more insane in person 🤥 I often leave of room of my beloved friends in a stunned silence 🙂↕️
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when i use a splash potion of invisibility on my minecraft donkey with 15 hearts
My ass good af but none of y'all are ever gonna see it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
when i use a splash potion of invisibility on my minecraft donkey with 15 hearts
Demi Lovato:
We should kiss I think
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Demi Lovato:
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BDSM scene with a nonbinary person named nog
beg nog
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
BDSM scene with a nonbinary person named nog
Something about the bleach bucket is just so tantalizing…. Like I wanna drink of the forbidden nectar and feel it running down my throat until it fills me completely, leaving me changed and not for the better. Me and the bleach will be one and our souls will merge until it unclear where I end and
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Something about the bleach bucket is just so tantalizing…. Like I wanna drink of the forbidden nectar and feel it running down my throat until it fills me completely, leaving me changed and not for the better. Me and the bleach will be one and our souls will merge until it unclear where I end and
I forgot my headphones today so I just have to sit with all of my thoughts and let’s just say….. you all should be very nervous :3
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I forgot my headphones today so I just have to sit with all of my thoughts and let’s just say….. you all should be very nervous :3
Bitch idgaf about the space needle! I work like 2 blocks from it and I still never have been up
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bitch idgaf about the space needle! I work like 2 blocks from it and I still never have been up
If I don’t get my $900 soon there will be consequences…
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If I don’t get my $900 soon there will be consequences…
Im kind of like if an Aquarius was a Gemini
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Im kind of like if an Aquarius was a Gemini