David Cali
@purpledesertdayze.bsky.social
Almost senior American becoming more liberal every day. Trying to enjoy life, but it's tough these days.
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The party behind Kyle Rittenhouse and J6 think Alex Pretti's legal gun was the problem? Seriously?!?
January 27, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The party behind Kyle Rittenhouse and J6 think Alex Pretti's legal gun was the problem? Seriously?!?
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JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled
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We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
We got to go through that whole Nobel Prize shit again when Melania doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar.
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STOP THE PRESSES!!! Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) is concerned!!! (Federal agents are currently operating in a surge to the state of Maine, but let's not get all fussy about it).
January 26, 2026 at 11:45 PM
STOP THE PRESSES!!! Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) is concerned!!! (Federal agents are currently operating in a surge to the state of Maine, but let's not get all fussy about it).
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🔥 @jessicatarlov.bsky.social : “This will go down in history as a turning point for this. Greg Bovino wouldn’t be leaving tomorrow if an innocent person wasn’t killed.”
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
🔥 @jessicatarlov.bsky.social : “This will go down in history as a turning point for this. Greg Bovino wouldn’t be leaving tomorrow if an innocent person wasn’t killed.”
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“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem Calls On Minneapolis Residents To Stop Obstructing Murders
WASHINGTON—Urging locals to “fully cooperate” with federal agents, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called on Minneapolis residents Monday to stop obstructing murders. “The brave ...
theonion.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem
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"And Cricket, my untrainable, former dog, might have had a grenade on her. I took no chances. You just never know till you kill the little critters!"
FOX: "It appears that Alex Peretti was disarmed. If he was disarmed, is it the protocol to use deadly force?"
Noem: "This happened in seconds. They clearly feared for their lives and took action to defend themselves."
Noem: "This happened in seconds. They clearly feared for their lives and took action to defend themselves."
January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
"And Cricket, my untrainable, former dog, might have had a grenade on her. I took no chances. You just never know till you kill the little critters!"
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If ICE wants to get rid of all things foreign, they should start with Kristi Noem’s face.
It’s only been in the country a few years, contributes nothing, and uses up millions of our tax dollars.
It’s only been in the country a few years, contributes nothing, and uses up millions of our tax dollars.
January 25, 2026 at 7:11 PM
If ICE wants to get rid of all things foreign, they should start with Kristi Noem’s face.
It’s only been in the country a few years, contributes nothing, and uses up millions of our tax dollars.
It’s only been in the country a few years, contributes nothing, and uses up millions of our tax dollars.
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TW ⚠️
The stabilized version is brutal.
The stabilized version is brutal.
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 AM
TW ⚠️
The stabilized version is brutal.
The stabilized version is brutal.
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They say “where’s the gun?” — After the shots
Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots
Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots
January 24, 2026 at 8:47 PM
They say “where’s the gun?” — After the shots
Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots
Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots
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Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-greenland/
January 23, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland https://theonion.com/fact-checking-trump-on-greenland/
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AOC: This is quite a bit of market concentration. Agreed?
CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer
AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed
CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer
AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed
January 22, 2026 at 5:48 PM
AOC: This is quite a bit of market concentration. Agreed?
CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer
AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed
CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer
AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed
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JD Vance is going to Minneapolis after hearing that ICE is rounding up Ottomans.
January 22, 2026 at 6:46 PM
JD Vance is going to Minneapolis after hearing that ICE is rounding up Ottomans.
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Breaking: Trump annexes Gangreneland
January 22, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Breaking: Trump annexes Gangreneland
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“For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any murders they plan to commit,” House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said in a joint statement on the current Homeland Security funding bill
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants
WASHINGTON—In a statement calling for more guardrails around ongoing immigration operations, Democrats in the U.S. House of Representatives publicly condemned Immigration and Customs Enforcement Thurs...
theonion.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“For weeks, Democrats have pushed to require ICE agents to obtain the necessary judicial warrants ahead of any murders they plan to commit,” House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said in a joint statement on the current Homeland Security funding bill
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“When an individual enters their residence, conceals themselves behind a closed door, and attempts to go about their everyday life, they are willfully impeding the important work of law enforcement officers and engaging in domestic terrorism,” said DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin
ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice
WASHINGTON—Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Thursday...
theonion.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:00 AM
“When an individual enters their residence, conceals themselves behind a closed door, and attempts to go about their everyday life, they are willfully impeding the important work of law enforcement officers and engaging in domestic terrorism,” said DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin
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Colbert on Trump's Gaza Board of Peace: "Paying a billion dollars to obey Trump seems a little steep. After all, CBS got to do it for just $16 million."
He said this CBS 🦸🏻♂️
He said this CBS 🦸🏻♂️
January 23, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Colbert on Trump's Gaza Board of Peace: "Paying a billion dollars to obey Trump seems a little steep. After all, CBS got to do it for just $16 million."
He said this CBS 🦸🏻♂️
He said this CBS 🦸🏻♂️
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This is literally illegal btw
White House posts digitally altered image of woman arrested after ICE protest
Guardian analysis shows images are the same, with Nekima Levy Armstrong looking composed in original but sobbing after alteration
www.theguardian.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
This is literally illegal btw
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We are off the cliff, folks 🇺🇸
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 5:37 PM
We are off the cliff, folks 🇺🇸
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“I consider President Trump’s remarks to be insulting, and frankly appalling.”
🇬🇧 Prime Minister @keirstarmer demands an apology for Trump minimizing the sacrifices of troops who fought and died alongside us in Afghanistan.
🇬🇧 Prime Minister @keirstarmer demands an apology for Trump minimizing the sacrifices of troops who fought and died alongside us in Afghanistan.
January 23, 2026 at 7:19 PM
“I consider President Trump’s remarks to be insulting, and frankly appalling.”
🇬🇧 Prime Minister @keirstarmer demands an apology for Trump minimizing the sacrifices of troops who fought and died alongside us in Afghanistan.
🇬🇧 Prime Minister @keirstarmer demands an apology for Trump minimizing the sacrifices of troops who fought and died alongside us in Afghanistan.