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i am a "Doggy" in the cyber world...
20, she/her it/its 🏳️⚧️
20, she/her it/its 🏳️⚧️
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this would fix me
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 AM
this would fix me
do you accept Fat Furry Ass pay?
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
do you accept Fat Furry Ass pay?
i met Brian Griffin and he asked to hit
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i met Brian Griffin and he asked to hit
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women have not ruined the workplace but they have ruined my orgasms on occasion
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
women have not ruined the workplace but they have ruined my orgasms on occasion
Posting is a sign of my dwindling mental health,
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Posting is a sign of my dwindling mental health,
english-only speakers when you say something mildly negative about english: but fuzzy wuzzy was a bear... and how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
english-only speakers when you say something mildly negative about english: but fuzzy wuzzy was a bear... and how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
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sorry I don't understand the ballgame hype can u explain it to me like a satellite that has developed sentience in a future 15751 years from now where humans no longer die of old age
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
sorry I don't understand the ballgame hype can u explain it to me like a satellite that has developed sentience in a future 15751 years from now where humans no longer die of old age
laying pipe in someone's "son" while i scroll and post
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
laying pipe in someone's "son" while i scroll and post
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If your foodstamps get cut off November first just go to the store and take whatever you want to eat. Bring a gun. If someone tries to stop you, kill them
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If your foodstamps get cut off November first just go to the store and take whatever you want to eat. Bring a gun. If someone tries to stop you, kill them
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YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
September 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
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is grok a sex worker?
September 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
is grok a sex worker?
*howls at the moon* can i have a cigarette
August 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
*howls at the moon* can i have a cigarette
it's okay to annoy your friends until they take care of themselves
August 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
it's okay to annoy your friends until they take care of themselves
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feels like shit just wants her back
August 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
feels like shit just wants her back
it turns out a halfway nice looking apartment is the key to finding the motivation to clean
August 21, 2025 at 7:05 AM
it turns out a halfway nice looking apartment is the key to finding the motivation to clean
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i am the one who :3s
August 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i am the one who :3s
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getting groomed because my girlfriend has a driver’s license and I don’t
August 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
getting groomed because my girlfriend has a driver’s license and I don’t
imprisoned for all eternity
August 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
imprisoned for all eternity
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new theory
if you wear glasses you are more likely to be into hard sadomasochism
if you wear glasses you are more likely to be into hard sadomasochism
August 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
new theory
if you wear glasses you are more likely to be into hard sadomasochism
if you wear glasses you are more likely to be into hard sadomasochism