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Free Łink Puckett
@puckett101.bsky.social
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Disabled. Old. Terminally grumpy. Kind. I'm basically the best parts of Capaldi's Doctor in a body that's falling apart. Still a white cat on the Internet. I love to learn new things. TTRPGs, comics, Hallmark movies, weird stuff. He / Him.
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puckett101.bsky.social
Important reference document for the holiday. Evaluate hosts accordingly. #Thanksgiving #AmericanThanksgiving #GoAheadCallYourUncleRacist #TheOnlyEthicalConsumptionUnderCaPIEtalism #SweetPotatoPiesAreBetterThanPumpkinPiesFightMeYouCoward
A 9-box alignment chart with three boxes in each direction. Text at the top reads: Recommended Slices Per Pie The first row is labeled: Lawful Good 8, Neutral Good 2, Chaotic Good 1 The second row is labeled: Lawful Neutral 6, True Neutral 10, Chaotic Neutral 4 The third row is labeled: Lawful Evil 12, Neutral Evil 5, Chaotic Evil No Pie For You
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
puckett101.bsky.social
This is a VERY important skeet.

I now have dice with small plastic capybara figurines in them.
A six-sided die with a small capybara figurine in it. In the blurry background, a cream-colored flamepoint cat is batting at the other six dice in the set.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
And ... uh ... emotional blackmail?
The Inigo Montoya / Vizzini meme from The Princess Bride. Inigo Montoya, played by Mandy Patinkin, is on the left. He has long, curly, dark hair and a mustache, and is wearing a green shirt and a brown vest. Vizzini, played by Wallace Shawn, is on the right. The top of his head is bald, but he has brown curly hair that begins above his ears and curves around his head. Text at the top reads: EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL Text at the bottom reads: YOU KEEP USING THAT WORD. I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A person dressed in black stands at the edge of a large body of water. They are wearing a vest and hood, both of are covered in what looks like dinner rolls. They also appear to be holding half of a torn dinner roll in each hand. At least seventeen seagulls are in the picture; three of them appear to be flying at the person. Text at the top reads: "fill ur life with experiences. not things" Considering that I often have silly ideas, foolish ideas, reckless ideas, bad ideas, or ideas that somehow manage to be a combination or all of the above simultaneously, this picture is a pretty accurate summary of dating me.
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
An illustration of Bill The Cat from Berke Breathed's "Bloom County" comic strip. Bill is a frazzled, unkempt, and bedraggled orange cat sitting in an awkward position for humans (but a completely normal one for cats) doffing a purple hat. Text above his head and to the left reads: ACK.
October 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
puckett101.bsky.social
Hi, Lauren's mom! You did an amazing job of raising a fantastic person, and you deserve pictures of my cat as a kitten.
This is my favorite picture of my old cat who passed away some time ago. My partner bought a rainbow tutu at a Halloween store clearance sale in November or at Hot Topic's going out of business sale - something like that. Anyway, it was on the floor for some reason I can't recall, and he rolled into it all on his own. This is a GIANT moth that my partner saved from a couple of cats on a VERY early morning walk. One of its wings was damaged and it couldn't fly, so we got a habitat for it and named it Spot, because its wings were spotty. This is my current cat as a kitten. His eyes are crossed, and he's blepping. He can be REALLY sweet when he wants to be, but he can be VERY moody and grumpy. This is one of my favorite pictures that I've ever taken of a companion animal. He's so cross-eyed that he seems to be looking at two different things at once with his wide blue eyes, and then there's his open mouth. What a little goofball.
October 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Hayley Atwell, playing Peggy Carter, and Chris Evans, playing Steve Rogers, in Captain America: The First Avenger. Both are wearing WWII dress uniforms.
October 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
Singal? Yeah, he's fine.

Link?
A photo of the 2015 brawl in the Japanese Parliament. It's a chaotic mass of people, all seemingly trying to reach an older man speaking into a microphone for ... reasons, I guess? White text at the top reads: Bluesky mods rushing to get to the banhammer first.
October 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
An image from the Australian television show, Mr. Inbetween. Ray Shoesmith, a bald man with a mustache and goatee, stands behind a screen door. A blurry Australian police officer is in the foreground. White text with a black outline says: I don't cross picket lines. Not even digital ones. I'm posting this image in solidarity with the Kickstarter Union. They have explicitly asked people to continue launching and supporting campaigns, but as the image says, I don't cross picket lines. Not even digital ones. Now go listen to Billy Bragg: https://youtu.be/TImbf8AoWTI?si=g6zMJ2ciHpTRsAul
October 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
this is who runs this account
A cream-colored flamepoint kitten lays on the floor, his tiny orange-striped tail close beside him. His blue eyes are pointing in different directions and appear to be focused on separate things, and his needle-fanged mouth is wide open, looking a bit like a smiling carpet shark. This picture is almost two years old (and so is he). He still bites me on almost a daily basis.
August 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Caturdayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Here are our two oafish cat sons, being potatoes (of the couch variety, but potatoes nonetheless).
Two cats lay on a couch in a messy nest of massively oversized plushies (including a green alligator that's about four feet long), neck and bolster pillows, folded and wadded-up blankets (one folded blanket is purple, one of the wadded-up ones is a very light blueish-purple hue with stars on it). The first cat, at the bottom of the picture, is orange with stripes that are even darker orange, looking up at the camera with soulful, yellow-ringed eyes. The second cat, at the top of the picture, is a cream-colored flamepoint cat with blue eyes.
August 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
This image of JD Vance as a creepy little cherub bears more than a passing resemblance to Marc Andreessen, who uses this picture on his VC firm's Web site because he thinks it looks good, I guess?
A picture of Marc Andreessen, the creator of Mosaic and Netscape who writes shit like this (https://a16z.com/the-techno-optimist-manifesto/) because he thinks billionaire tech goons should run everything and have no restraints placed on them. In this picture, he's wearing a dark sweater over a blue button-down shirt. He's white, because of course he is, and he's also bald, bearing a slight resemblance to JD Vance's picture.
June 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
puckett101.bsky.social
An animated gif from The Last Jedi. Kylo Ren is in the cockpit of an AT-AT on Crait, facing off against a Rebel (no spoilers for an 8-year-old movie). The AT-AT's weapons are firing as Kylo says "MORE".
June 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
Here's something lighthearted for you, the front page of Urban Dictionary right now:
A screenshot of a browser window open to the front page of urbandictionary.com and the word of the day. White text on a darker background reads: Tacticool A portmanteau of "tactical" and "cool". Describes equipment, clothing, or cars that evokes a military aesthetic (e.g. being all black or camo, having straps, velcro patches, tactical rails, an "angry face" or huge tires for cars, combat boots in general). Tacticool things are usually used by people who think they're the main character or would have any chance in a real fight, or are just misanthropic in general and want to feel safe from like. trans people or whatever. Wannabe vigilantes buy tacticool cars that are extremely dangerous to pedestrians
June 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
An animated gif from Star Wars, The Last Jedi. Kylo Ren commands a gunner to not only keep firing but increase the intensity. At first Kylo simply says "More," shown in all caps text on screen, but the second time Kylo says "MORE" it's quite obvious he's screaming it.
June 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
Elizabeth Holmes’s partner raises millions for new biotech startup

www.npr.org/2025/05/10/n...
An animated gif from the movie Mallrats. Brodie, Trish, and TS are sitting on a bench - Brodie slams his hand on the bench's armrest, exclaiming "That kid is *back* on the escalator!" In the movie, Brodie seems legitimately concerned for the safety of a child sitting on the escalator. This occurs multiple times in the movie with Brodie growing more angry about it each time until there's an off-screen scream and you hear someone yelling about a kid stuck in the escalator. Minor spoiler for a 30-year-old movie. You'll live.
May 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
Why not?
Black text on a red background reads: One Like One Favourite Band ... Yes, it uses the UK spelling. No, I don't know why. I didn't make it.
May 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a flat, vacant, horizontal surface must be in want of a cat.
A cream-colored flamepoint cat with orange facial markings, orange ears, blue eyes, and an orange-striped tail lays on an otherwise empty wood TV tray. The cat's orange bits and the tray almost match each other.
May 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
Challenge accepted, but done in Nightmare Mode.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
A punk with purple/blue hair is wearing a short-sleeve green t-shirt over a long-sleeve white t-shirt. He is gesturing and talking to the camera. Text reads: What do you do when your foundation falls apart? I don't know. They don't teach you that at school. Two med are clad entirely in black clothes, one holding a pistol in his right hand, the other holding a pistol in his left hand. A woman is laying on her side in a beaded and sequined costume, resting her head on her fist. Text on screen says: Anxiety makes me sick. A black-haired man wearing a light-colored shirt and pair of pants holds a pistol in each hand, firing away as he slides down a staircase railing.
April 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
puckett101.bsky.social
Now THAT was a ... PAINEful pun.
A gif from CSI Miami in which Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso) walks away from an SUV while putting his sunglasses on. The SUV explodes and text that says, "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" appears on screen to mimic The Who's Roger Daltrey screaming "YEAH" in "Won't Get Fooled Again."
April 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
puckett101.bsky.social
The last paragraph of this article from the AP is shocking.

apnews.com/article/trum...
White text on a black background reads: "If America ended up being attacked, I’m totally confident that we do not need the help of our allies to defend this country,” he said. “We’ve got Tom Cruise. He can teach people how to dogfight in ‘Top Gun.’”
March 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
puckett101.bsky.social
If you see this quote the energy you bring to Bluesky….
An image of a squirrel hosting the Venom symbiote from the closing credits of Venom: The Last Dance. The squirrel is covered in a black, oily, shiny substance. Its teeth are long and distended, as is its tongue. Its eyes are white and stretched back into something like an almond shape.
March 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
puckett101.bsky.social
It's mostly cards from different decks. There are some decks that provided more than one card. There are decks that only provided one. There are cards that only exist in this deck (see pic). It started as The Alleyman's Tarot from @7daneasmund.bsky.social and gradually grew until it became ... this.
Six unique tarot cards, arranged in two rows of three cards each. Top row, left to right: a card with a picture of several stacked taquitos; a card with an illustration of a woman whose head is hidden behind/replaced by flowers, butterflies and washi tape are also visible; an old newspaper ad for Remington typewriters, partly obscured by washi tape and torn bits of paper. Bottom row, left to right: a skeleton adorned with flowers, surrounded by an old wood frame; an illustration of an eye, a star is above it and a moon is below, torn bits of washi tape with writing on them hold a piece of vellum over the eye; a moon with its eyes closed is the main focal point, printed text says "BE KIND TO YOUR MIND," while handwritten text on washi tape says "Recovery," and finally there is an open bird cage with a bird perched on the door.
March 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
puckett101.bsky.social
@tantriceden.com So here's my magpie deck as it currently stands. There are no duplicate cards. There may be multiple Kings Of Swords, for example, but they all come from different decks. As you might imagine, using it REALLY relies on intuition. :)
A reddish wooden box with copper-colored plants that look like grapevines on it. Strips of reddish wood segment the box. There is a closed metal latch on the front side of the box. The reddish-colored box from the previous photo is open, displaying over 500 tarot cards, and a black bag. A photograph showing 8 non-traditional tarot cards. 3 cards are in the top row and 5 are in the bottom. The top row, from left to right: Cargo, from Arcanaless I; Deconsecration, from The Tarot Restless; The Comforter, A Compendium Of Witches Oracle Deck. The bottom row, from left to right: The Tradition, The Alleyman's Tarot; Page Of Eyes, deck unknown; Page Of Curses, The Wizard Tarot; The Cat, deck unknown; Infinite Cosmic Mess, Arcane Bullshit Oracle Deck. There is a bonus cream-colored flamepoint cat laying in the background.
March 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM