Provolone
@provolonee.bsky.social
Retired lifeguard (she/her)
I don't think I've ever had ham at Thanksgiving.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I don't think I've ever had ham at Thanksgiving.
It's too funny that Chicago couldn't get a player to represent them for the WNBA draft lottery right now
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It's too funny that Chicago couldn't get a player to represent them for the WNBA draft lottery right now
Performed the Fauré Requiem today, bucket list item checked off
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Performed the Fauré Requiem today, bucket list item checked off
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November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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toni storm draft kings ad is WRONG. she should be shooting craps in a casino with one of those long cigarette holders in her hand. she should hold the dice to mina with a 'kiss for luck, darling' and mina kisses them and then she rolls and they WIN LIKE THAT. NONE OF THIS ONLINE SHIT
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
toni storm draft kings ad is WRONG. she should be shooting craps in a casino with one of those long cigarette holders in her hand. she should hold the dice to mina with a 'kiss for luck, darling' and mina kisses them and then she rolls and they WIN LIKE THAT. NONE OF THIS ONLINE SHIT
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November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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ROSE LAVELLE'S CULTURED LEFT FOOT!
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ROSE LAVELLE'S CULTURED LEFT FOOT!
Big Bill with his New York Liberty Timbs
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Big Bill with his New York Liberty Timbs
I forgot that the Wicked Witch of the West has a palantir.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I forgot that the Wicked Witch of the West has a palantir.
I need popcorn
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I need popcorn
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it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's so funny to watch the far right White House press pool try to bait Trump to say something nasty about Mamdani and every time he's just like "nah this guy rocks"
Oh.
The Liberty are hiring Warriors assistant Chris DeMarco to be their next head coach, source confirms to The Post.
DeMarco is the longest-tenured person on Golden State's staff. He’ll be stepping into a win-now situation, with sky-high expectations.
DeMarco is the longest-tenured person on Golden State's staff. He’ll be stepping into a win-now situation, with sky-high expectations.
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh.
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The Tree of Life (Malick, 2011)
do you think dinosaurs believed in love
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The Tree of Life (Malick, 2011)
It Was Just an Accident... holy shit. THAT ENDING
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It Was Just an Accident... holy shit. THAT ENDING
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Portraits by American photographer Nan Goldin, 1970s-80s, who often documented the daily lives of her queer and trans friends and the downtown NYC art community.
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Portraits by American photographer Nan Goldin, 1970s-80s, who often documented the daily lives of her queer and trans friends and the downtown NYC art community.
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Okada less than thrilled that Takeshita will be joining him and Hechicero to battle for the CMLL Trios Titles at the Tailgate Brawl
#AEWCollision continues LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
#AEWCollision continues LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Okada less than thrilled that Takeshita will be joining him and Hechicero to battle for the CMLL Trios Titles at the Tailgate Brawl
#AEWCollision continues LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
#AEWCollision continues LIVE on TBS and HBO Max
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Samoa Joe just referred to a dick kick as “a very scientific strike.” I love him
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Samoa Joe just referred to a dick kick as “a very scientific strike.” I love him
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Mox is so good at wrestling that he’s got people popping for him even coming close to tapping. It’s great. Loving Mox with shattered confidence.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Mox is so good at wrestling that he’s got people popping for him even coming close to tapping. It’s great. Loving Mox with shattered confidence.
I used she/they pronouns for a while. You learn fast that most people will default to the binary one and you decide how fine you are with that. I was very fine with that, which I eventually realized was a sign that I was, in fact, just a cis lady.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I used she/they pronouns for a while. You learn fast that most people will default to the binary one and you decide how fine you are with that. I was very fine with that, which I eventually realized was a sign that I was, in fact, just a cis lady.
As one of Kenny's biggest fans I personally think he should tell every single person in the ring to fuck off. This does not mean, unfortunately, that he will listen to me.
November 20, 2025 at 1:33 AM
As one of Kenny's biggest fans I personally think he should tell every single person in the ring to fuck off. This does not mean, unfortunately, that he will listen to me.