Kieran
@protome.bsky.social
I write code that runs on phones and main May in Guilty Gear Strive
I think that legally if you're making a game with stealth elements where enemies can see and react to KO'd/killed enemies bodies you should NEED to include the ability to move said bodies.
January 21, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I think that legally if you're making a game with stealth elements where enemies can see and react to KO'd/killed enemies bodies you should NEED to include the ability to move said bodies.
Some divorced dude showed up at my house and asked if he could crash on my couch?!
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Some divorced dude showed up at my house and asked if he could crash on my couch?!
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FUCK OOOOOOFF MAN
There's loads of lovely murals in Glesga, why the fuck would ye go for this instead of gettin' actual artists again?
There's loads of lovely murals in Glesga, why the fuck would ye go for this instead of gettin' actual artists again?
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
FUCK OOOOOOFF MAN
There's loads of lovely murals in Glesga, why the fuck would ye go for this instead of gettin' actual artists again?
There's loads of lovely murals in Glesga, why the fuck would ye go for this instead of gettin' actual artists again?
The fun thing about coming back to Animal Crossing after having not played it in ages is that I barely touched any of the stuff the updates and DLC added so I basically have a whole new games worth of content to play.
January 19, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The fun thing about coming back to Animal Crossing after having not played it in ages is that I barely touched any of the stuff the updates and DLC added so I basically have a whole new games worth of content to play.
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Look for the helpers
Alaska Art Student Arrested for Eating Another Student’s AI-Generated Art in Protest
A University of Alaska student was charged with a misdemeanor for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest.
www.artnews.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Look for the helpers
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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As Pratchett said:
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
As Pratchett said:
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This image still cracks me up
January 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
This image still cracks me up
Babies first Pilebunker loop
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Babies first Pilebunker loop
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This is worded in the most “single train of thought that loses focus at the end” kind of way, but other than that I’d argue the exact numbers often differ per person this is completely right.
January 12, 2026 at 2:04 PM
This is worded in the most “single train of thought that loses focus at the end” kind of way, but other than that I’d argue the exact numbers often differ per person this is completely right.
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If this feels fucked up and evil to you its because it is. Wasn't that long ago that even the most broken-brained CEOs that thought like this would be careful to couch it in a way that condemns the petabytes of CSAM being generated every day. Sure is "Epic", huh?
So how we feelin' about that Epic ecosystem nowadays?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
January 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
If this feels fucked up and evil to you its because it is. Wasn't that long ago that even the most broken-brained CEOs that thought like this would be careful to couch it in a way that condemns the petabytes of CSAM being generated every day. Sure is "Epic", huh?
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Back on my Strive bullshit (trying to learn Slayer now)
January 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Back on my Strive bullshit (trying to learn Slayer now)
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Oh god damn, he is COOKING
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Oh god damn, he is COOKING
This year mostly felt like my life was paused until I found somewhere new to live, which took all year. But hey, I have a house now so that’s cool.
I don’t really give a shit about new years, but this year has fucking sucked. Another year of falling backwards. Hopefully this next one is better.
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
This year mostly felt like my life was paused until I found somewhere new to live, which took all year. But hey, I have a house now so that’s cool.
I’m hoping this year is more like Yakuza 3 and I get to start an orphanage or something.
A friend compared my current predicament of having to leave the city I’ve lived in for years to stay in a quiet seaside town to Yakuza 6 and that weirdly made me feel better about it.
January 1, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I’m hoping this year is more like Yakuza 3 and I get to start an orphanage or something.
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When Hulk Hogan died. bsky.app/profile/thea...
Favorite sports moment of 2025? 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When Hulk Hogan died. bsky.app/profile/thea...
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TODD & AARON GAME AWARDS 2025 ARE HERE BABY
HAHAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 7 (WHAT A GREAT RPG) WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 (WTF WAS THAT.... FRENCH?? RUGRATS IN PARIS WAS BETTER) GO WATCH ON YOUTUBE WE NAILED IT LMAO youtu.be/Iz_uL6zoX8I?...
HAHAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 7 (WHAT A GREAT RPG) WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 (WTF WAS THAT.... FRENCH?? RUGRATS IN PARIS WAS BETTER) GO WATCH ON YOUTUBE WE NAILED IT LMAO youtu.be/Iz_uL6zoX8I?...
December 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
TODD & AARON GAME AWARDS 2025 ARE HERE BABY
HAHAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 7 (WHAT A GREAT RPG) WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 (WTF WAS THAT.... FRENCH?? RUGRATS IN PARIS WAS BETTER) GO WATCH ON YOUTUBE WE NAILED IT LMAO youtu.be/Iz_uL6zoX8I?...
HAHAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 7 (WHAT A GREAT RPG) WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 (WTF WAS THAT.... FRENCH?? RUGRATS IN PARIS WAS BETTER) GO WATCH ON YOUTUBE WE NAILED IT LMAO youtu.be/Iz_uL6zoX8I?...
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)