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blandrew [they/them]
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Hello four people,

My name is Andy and I'm a historian of the Georgian and Victorian eras. My day job is in Community Development. I'm queer, enjoy pizza, videogames, Simpsons tattoos and lying down. I will post about all of these things so have fun and enjoy the utter banality of my life.
Starting yon birthday celebrations with a wee Bloody Mary. It’s sex and the city and I’m the lady at home who watches.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I need to get better at timekeeping because this 45 minutes early nonsense is so dumb.
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
She got trimmed and is cute
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Trying a new shirt length for my birthday day out tomorrow. The length is *but half of my torso* so I’ve bought high waisted trews that are strangling my tum

Thank god the only thing going in me tomorrow is margaritas

And brunch
And pizza
Maybe a third thing
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Not to add to the chorus of “the stranger things kids are all adults” discourse but how do I look younger than them
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is a radio on office and I have heard far too many Christmas songs for someone who generally does not like Christmas beyond watching the two Christmas Carol movies (muppets & lesbian) and getting drunk in the bath while I do so.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I've got a talk coming up and I am doing a section on Corporation Housing, and how a very specific threat to Britain informs some of the housing provided. (Homes for spinsters).

Building this into my forever anti-newspaper narrative, I move on to talk about the trial of Edith Thompson.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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"What a strange girl vous are, flung out of space"
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
the budget being leaked 25 mintues early. DURING PMQs - hilarious. So stupid. Ridiculous. Buffoonery.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hello - I need to get new glasses and I need the unflinching truth that only a jury of my online peers can bring. Come at me with all the venom you would reserve for someone saying "you actually *can* separate the art from the artist" and stop me from making a mistake
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Found the old pinto recipes in an email from 12 years ago so I am making steak tacos and crying
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Can't believe we got a new Strong Bad email. After all this time.

I have this weird need to go organise my mp3s and apply album art to all the folders while I wait for the Schwarzkopf Live to set. I want to talk about Seth and Summer on MSN Messenger later. Any1 going 2 senses fail at QMU?
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Do you think this is too much for where I talk about attitudes to poverty in the 18th century?

The talk is two weeks tomorrow and I am *nervous*
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I cannot possibly subscribe to another streaming service

Except there's now a Wong Kar Wai telly show exclusive to the Criterion Channel so like I'm so sorry but I do not have a choice here.
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Decided to finally watch Frankenstein but wanted to go full gothic horror day so sandwiched it between The Innocents and Crimson Peak.

I am having a good time.
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Really enjoying the smell that my electric heater gives off. It’s a heady whiff of “this might kill me” and “my head hurts”
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
If I could live in any time period it’d be the early modern period because I like the aesthetic, but I’d absolutely be done for a witch within a week because of course I’m fornicating with the devil under the full moon because I wouldn’t have the internet and what else am I gonna do.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Built my mf’n book case
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I turned off Gmail's AI features (because, let's all be shocked, it's using your emails in horrible ways) and in swift vengeance it no longer auto-sorts my inbox and now my phone pings every time a brand I bought one thing from five years thinks I give a fuck about their 10% off sale.
November 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Made it so you can choose whichever cover art is your fav!
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I finally got rid of the giant box my bed came in and this weekend I will build my bookcase and unpack the rest of the boxes and I’ll hang some prints and maybe finally feel like this place is home.

I definitely need a big and obnoxious plant that will die in 3 months that I’ll never throw away.
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My boss, who is past retirement age, wanted to see if AI might be helpful in summarising the big reports we issue to our board of trustees who are predominantly in their 70s and 80s.

She doesn't swear at all, but after one attempt she called it "absolute mince." Pretty damning imo.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So it was actually a monumental success, and I'm about to undertake some truly ground breaking work in community wealth building, but I doubt I'll learn from this experience and will continue to diminish my talents while catastrophising every moment of my life xoxo
Had a catastrophic failure earlier following months of work and research so I'm going to respond like an adult and that is order a subway, book a tattoo and work out what colour hair I can both suit and get away with professionally.
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM