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Territory of the Map
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The world prefers constance | Do you take the hint | Or trip over it | Chekhov's sword of Damocles | Off the cliff | Godspeed, prodigal | Romans 8:31

https://godspeedprodigal.substack.com/
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Media thread.
Any media I complete/find worth discussing will go here.

Anything goes, but it'll mostly be music. I play 2 games a year that I actually complete, watch 1 movie a generation, and well. I'm gonna try to read a book.
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November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Here's how to make a sandwich that will attract any psychic type!

First, add some peanut butter.
sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage, sausage.
Finally, top it off with a few onions!

Enjoy!
October 19, 2024 at 10:47 PM
really, its helpful to think of anything like a treadmill.

some are running slower but you're all in the same place. But you don't wanna think of it like that.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
greed is human nature and we should be fighting against it as a collective of single entities not leaning into it.

you are looking for permission to feel like you are better when you are the same as anyone you'll ever see.
If you have to accept that greed is human nature and we should organise around it, you also have to accept that people begging for food wanting to set fire to trillionaires is also human nature.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I cannot explain enough how much I hate the smell of coffee but let me try:

It gives me a headache.
Vote for global warming so I won't ever have to smell it again ever
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
also you know what's really good?

of course you do: bob evans or whatever pre-made mac and cheese.

The Good Stuff
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Everything is saying the same: its the washout dems were looking for the day trump got elected.

twitter has been pretty funny across the board, neat to see the people have opted to give the party of toothlessness another chance to prove that they're more than that...
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Reminder for later: helen anahita wilson nightshade
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I think if you enjoy Hamilton, you shouldn't get to have opinions about art. Basically marks you as axiomatically irritating to the core of your very being.
are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I purchased these magnetic hooks to support my hoodie, backpack, and work pants; to give them a place that wasn't The Chair.

Amazon claimed they could support up to 125 pounds.
I didn't understand the ramifications.

Pulling those things off is an ordeal.
I think they'll serve.
November 2, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It will soon be No Poop November.
Do Not Defecate.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Additionally albeit unrelated I am working on losing weight again.

One of the perks of my gender is that this comes rather easily and I'm already down a pound.
October 30, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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It’s fairly well known that the blue color of this fish is structural in nature🐟✨️
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Boots were made for walking. Confirmed.

And boy do they. Do they ever. Big ups to Hoka shoes, you have a fan in me.
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
My shoes are starting to hurt my one foot despite being in denial about it for 3 weeks.

its an issue I needed to correct immedately as those shoes were my daily drivers.

I like a pair of boots, I like 'em waterproof, so if anything happens I know I'm good to go.
October 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
One of those days where I need to be constantly caffeinated or I'll DIE
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
happy one year anniversary to the sausage.

radio silence shall continue but do not feel safe because I am still out there.

be on your toes.
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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i hope game freak realizes that Z-A's customization is the best they've ever made and that if they go backwards on it even slightly in the future we will blow up their headquarters
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Oh I also see the brightest minds are being very normal about various governing bodies joining another social media website, in much the same way as they've done with others.

besides probably literally tumblr.
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Of course, the hardest choice for me was to go with either falinks or hawlucha

my heart, or my soul.
October 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
order this quite lovely piece of milsurp. its a bomber cap, I like to keep one in my car for when circumstances call for it and the hats too small for my, apparently, massive cranium.

sorry boys all these thoughts and ideas require a bit more material.
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
you ever bite into a peppercorn and then
October 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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The millennium old documents..... They beckon you...
September 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM