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Thread of me yapping about my kitties for the -3 people who care
Yoooo this is my chance I have 3 (THREE!!!!) cats, Howdy, Coal, and Cali
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GOOD NEWS! For the FIRST time ever, researchers have developed a targeted combination therapy that has successfully AND completely ELIMINATED KRAS-driven pancreatic tumors in experimental models. Tumors regressed COMPLETELY with NO recurrence OR major side effects. Let’s talk about that!
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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No but like it's genuinely offensive to have any bureaucratic procedure where you have a number on a computer that needs to go to a well-defined location on a computer, and you make a human copy and paste that manually. What the fuck do you think computers are FOR??
job where you take numbers from a known location in a database, run them through a known mathematical formula on a calculator because IT doesn't let you use Excel, let alone a python script, and then copy that number back into another database: we're embracing technology. use copilot.
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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So many productions use this fucking software.
You've got a month now to recreate your entire fucking pipeline in another program, and all your previous work is useless, bye

Fucking insane. To do this so fast with no warning has to be criminal
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh...
February 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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ok last thing

i feel some sense of clarity knowing that a lot of the rapid transphobic groomer panic and antiblack/racist culture war bullshit is quite literally Kickstarted by the most demonic people to ever walk this earth who have abused so many children in all directions.
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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sharing with alt text
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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happy black history month!!! if you wanna support me I'm plugging my Kofi here especially since we need help with groceries! anything is appreciated! thank you for supporting me!
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February 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Real image of me drawing btw
January 30, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Summary of a lot of my research:

"WHAT HORRIBLE ELDRITCH TEXT HAVE YOU UNEARTHED, WITCH?"

"Oh, it was nominated for a Lambda Literary."
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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so funny this immediately happens when software companies can’t pretend that ai was anything more than money moving between 10 different companies over and over and doesn’t lead to any real growth
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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This or just dumping people *in the woods* AND sending folks out w/o their phone or I.D.

Volunteers w/ Safe Haven wait at the gate & do sweeps of the woods, with warm clothes, a burner, and a ride home, "so no one is left alone at the gate."

I donated; pls join me if you can: gofund.me/7d506a3d0
I spent the evening outside the Whipple federal building in Minneapolis, where the feds have been releasing people they detained — often for no discernible reason — into the freezing cold... wearing whatever little clothing they had on at the time they were taken.
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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also if I’m being extremely real, so much of what’s determined as ‘cringe’ is just art or hobbies that don’t appeal to the str8 white guy’s taste and when i realized that, ‘cringe’ totally departed from something I give a fuck about
my only notes to people under 30: your 30s aren't for ditching fandom, they're for re-evaluating all the "cringe" stuff you liked as a teenager through the lens of someone who can appreciate it fully, going, "that owned, actually," and becoming even more unhinged about it. please look forward to it.
January 28, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Someone should go on these fuckass wikis and add genders for people who actually ground their understanding of trans issues in material conditions, defined as having superior epistemic authority
Well, as you can see from the top three Google search results all being red on Shinigami Eyes,
January 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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not surprising and yet still jarring to read ex-FBI agents describing how Kash Patel and Bongino reacted to Charlie Kirk's murder while running the agency. truly the content creator administration/podcast govt www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 22, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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It's a fascinating thing to watch the youth reinvent lolcats from base principles.
January 21, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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Susie took the picture
#deltarune
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Quality performance art. Easy to parse, thematically relevant, kinda gross. Love it.
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words:

"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."

Happy MLK Day.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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I have no idea what the 6 7 meme is about, but it's harmless, so it doesn't really bother me.

Mostly I'm like, "So what sparked this?"

But given I grew up in the lol random era of the internet, it could be weirder.
January 19, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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tbh when I talk about guys with boobs I don't mean pecs or huge busty cartoony titties I mean beautiful tboys with saggy breasts
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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evergreen
January 19, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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i don't remember 99% of my childhood and now im 26 and i just have to be okay with that
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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I uploaded this game I made in 15 minutes to my friends server and they thought I got hacked
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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this completely horrifying. ICE is a domestic occupying threat against us all
21-year-old activist injured by ICE:

I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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Rumors that I "can't even handle a 5'8 anemic girltwink's absolutely pathetic attempt at a slap" are entirely unfounded. Wherever it is you have gotten this idea from, it is nonsense. The resilience of my cheeks is private information but also more than that.
January 13, 2026 at 10:45 PM