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Mr. Wapojif
@professional-moron.bsky.social
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Manchester (UK) blogger, satirist, and writer. Addicted to absurdity, angles, cats, culture, F1, daft humour, tea, hamsters etc. Autistic as all hell. 🍵🌈🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚🟨

Editor of a stupid satire thing: https://professionalmoron.com/
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Mr. Wapojif @professional-moron.bsky.social · Oct 16
Incredible artistic achievements in DROME by @jesselonergan.bsky.social. 300 pages of it! Amazing stuff (thanks @okcomics.bsky.social!) 🙌
professional-moron.bsky.social
New phone wallpaper. Decided to go vibrant. 🌈
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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pix1001.bsky.social
It’s day 3 of the #songshare! Give my track a listen, share one yourself and check out what other people are sharing throughout the day 😀

Today’s track is from a band that I heard for the first time in 2025 - Horror & Thunder by Moonlight Haze: youtu.be/k5xn81wmlmA?...
Horror & Thunder
YouTube video by Moonlight Haze - Topic
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December 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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warandpeas.bsky.social
This year, skip the generic. Seek out the unique, the handmade, the weird and wonderful. Buy a comic book, a print, a piece of art that speaks to you. Give something with soul.
A cartoon illustration showing a witch dressed as Santa Claus holding a mug and standing next to a black cat dressed as a reindeer and the Grim Reaper decorated with Christmas lights, with a decorated Christmas tree in the background. The text reads "Give Art. Not Stuff." A cartoon showing a small orange bird or creature perched on top of a Christmas tree with neutral expression. The tree has a simple face drawn on it. Text above reads: "Christmas is the season of stuff: cheap, forgettable things churned out in mass-production and destined for landfills. But what if, instead, we gave something that actually matters?" The same Christmas tree character from the previous image, now shown with an angry expression and a speech bubble saying "He shat on my head again, didn't he?" The small orange bird flies away. Text reads: "Art isn't mass-produced. It doesn't come from Amazon or big-box stores. It comes from real people: artists who pour their hearts into what they create, who stay up late perfecting their craft. When you buy art, you're not just buying a thing. You're supporting someone's passion, not funding some soulless billionaire who can't even appreciate a good bowl of soup." A cartoon showing a black cat sitting on top of a robot character, getting hit in the face with a snowball thrown by a dog in the distance. The word "BOOOF" appears in stylized text near the impact. A crescent moon is visible in the upper left corner. Text above reads: "And not only that. People who are getting art as presents, are scientifically proven 300% more happy with the gift!"
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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nintendolife.com
F-Zero 99 Update Version 1.7.0 Now Live - New Secret Tracks, Music Player, And Much More. (Repost)
F-Zero 99 Update Version 1.7.0 Now Live - New Secret Tracks, Music Player, And Much More
Download it now!
www.nintendolife.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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kermodeandmayo.bsky.social
⏱️ It's that time of year again
⬆️⬇️ Mark will be picking his best and worst films of 2025
🎥 We'd love your top and bottom 5 lists please
📲 Reply below or email the normal address!
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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formulaseanf1.bsky.social
LIVE now with @chainbear.bsky.social for some race reaction!

youtu.be/ORGaO3XzxAM
2025 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix: Race Reaction
YouTube video by Formula Sean
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December 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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theguardian.com
Lando Norris wins F1 world title in Abu Dhabi despite Verstappen’s GP win
Lando Norris wins F1 world title in Abu Dhabi despite Verstappen’s GP win
* Norris is 11th Briton to win title after tense third place * Max Verstappen second in title race, Oscar Piastri third Lando Norris has won his first Formula One world championship with a gutsy, nerveless drive of no little bravery to seal it with third place at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. A podium was enough for the 26-year-old British driver despite Red Bull’s Max Verstappen winning and his McLaren teammate Oscar Piastri taking second. Norris did exactly what was required of him in an enormously intense and high-pressure contest at the Yas Marina Circuit, including making a series of bold overtakes, with a flawless execution by himself and by his McLaren team. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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chainbear.bsky.social
Will be chatting with @formulaseanf1.bsky.social at 15:30 in a classic Race Reaction stream.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORGa...
2025 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix: Race Reaction
YouTube video by Formula Sean
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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chainbear.bsky.social
My goodness me. Well done Norris. Those top three were all pretty special throughout the year.
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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heknitt.bsky.social
Going to bed! 💤

#aesthetic #cottagecore #frog #christmasvibes #knitting #decor #Whimsical #christmas #cutecore
November 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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heknitt.bsky.social
Cock-a-doodle-doo!! 🐔

#whimsical #cottagecore #frog #christmasvibes #christmas
Knitted frog with big eyes wearing a brown sweater with a chicken on it, chicken hat and red slippers with pompons.
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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sarcher.bsky.social
Santa Claus temporarily stopped whittling by candlelight and embraced a space age vision of the future during the Cold War. Why? I joined @yourewrongabout.bsky.social to investigate. We talked aluminum, NORAD, department stores, Charlie Brown and The Grinch: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/y...
A page from Alcoa’s 1959 guide to decorating your aluminum Christmas tree in pink and blue with a drawing of a woman in a trim dress decorating a tree in a modern suburban home.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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peterpaulrubens.bsky.social
Insanely perfect: fantastic little bouquet of flowers in a glass vase by Daniel Seghers of Antwerp, painter & Jesuit priest, whose day is today.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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mackeza.bsky.social
Here's me on Metroid Prime 4, I game I've waited 18 YEARS for. I might have found it disappointing had it come out in 2015, but now, it feels comfortingly retro. It is almost fascinatingly untroubled by the conventions of modern game design, for better and worse.

www.theguardian.com/games/2025/d...
Metroid Prime 4: Beyond review – Samus Aran is suited up for action again. Was it worth the 18-year wait?
The bounty hunter – Nintendo’s most badass and most neglected hero – returns in an atmospheric throwback sci-fi adventure that’s entirely untroubled by the conventions of modern game design
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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nintendolife.com
Review: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - Samus Returns In Prime Form.
Review: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition (Switch 2) - Samus Returns In Prime Form
Sy-luxurious
www.nintendolife.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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nytimes.com
Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
A card reads: "rage bait / noun: Oxford’s 2025 Word of the Year is defined as “online content deliberately designed to elicit anger or outrage by being frustrating, provocative or offensive.” Over the past year, according to Oxford’s data, frequency of use spiked by a factor of three."
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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mondomascots.bsky.social
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
A yellow lightbulb mascot is stuck in a doorway.
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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faberbooks.bsky.social
'An absolute must for all gamers.' Keith Stuart, author of A Boy Made of Blocks

Super Nintendo by @mackeza.bsky.social captures the love that so many of us feel for video games – and reveals just what that love tells us about being human. Out 12 February ☁️
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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play.date
A Fool’s Errand — the latest game from @iorama.bsky.social
— is out on Catalog now⚡

Crank to help young Roland ascend the infinitely-spiralling Dark Tower, dodging its many devious traps and creepy denizens.

🏰 play.date/games/a-fools-errand/
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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theguardian.com
Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, the Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist, dies aged 63
Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, the Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist, dies aged 63
Ian Brown and Tim Burgess were among those to pay tribute to Mani, whose death was announced by his brother and nephew Gary “Mani” Mounfield, best known as a founding member and bassist of the Stone Roses, has died aged 63. The cause of death has not been shared. His brother Greg Mounfield posted the news on Facebook: “It is with the heaviest of hearts that I have to announce the sad passing of my brother.” His nephew also shared the news. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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manchestereveningnews.co.uk
BREAKING: Gary 'Mani' Mounfield of Stone Roses dead at 63 - latest tributes
Gary 'Mani' Mounfield of Stone Roses dead at 63 - latest tributes
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
professional-moron.bsky.social
The phenomenal Stone Roses rhythm section, with genius drummer Reni and bassist Mani, was unmatched in the '80s and early '90s. RIP to the legend Mani bopping away here in August 1989.💔 youtu.be/2lmEBa4I0so?...
The Stone Roses - Elephant Stone (Live in Blackpool)
YouTube video by StoneRosesVEVO
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November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
professional-moron.bsky.social
RIP to the legend Mani a great bass player, formed the best rhythm section on their generation with Reni. And seemed like a top bloke, too. 😭

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
Gary 'Mani' Mounfield of Stone Roses dead at 63 - latest tributes
The musician rose to fame with the Stone Roses in the 1980s
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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sarcher.bsky.social
Would like to redesign *entire lifestyle* around these lanterns by Ryosuke Harashima currently on view at Somewhere Tokyo’s exhibition “Sensorium” (which is actually happening offsite in Kyoto)

www.instagram.com/somewheretokyo
Three brightly colored paper lanterns with circular, eye-like designs in bright shades of red, pink, yellow, blue, black and white by designer Ryosuke Harashima
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
professional-moron.bsky.social
Bought this thing. 🐔🟨
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM