wasteland barbie
@prettypinkdaisy.bsky.social
31 | chaotic neutral, heavy emphasis on the chaos | small business owner | advocate
Went ahead and got on Threads. It’s now an active competition between followers and timelines for my attention. Cash tag and Amazon wishlist by request, ball’s in your court, bluesky
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Went ahead and got on Threads. It’s now an active competition between followers and timelines for my attention. Cash tag and Amazon wishlist by request, ball’s in your court, bluesky
I feel the need to have a Threads account because Stephen King is there but I feel like I’ve really invested a lot of myself here and I’m not sure I can morally cope with moving platforms now
February 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I feel the need to have a Threads account because Stephen King is there but I feel like I’ve really invested a lot of myself here and I’m not sure I can morally cope with moving platforms now
Idk if you guys know this or not but you don’t have to be smart to be good at trivia. If you wanna see how it’s done, watch Who Wants to Be A Millionaire; they talk out their process of thought and it’s exactly how you play
February 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Idk if you guys know this or not but you don’t have to be smart to be good at trivia. If you wanna see how it’s done, watch Who Wants to Be A Millionaire; they talk out their process of thought and it’s exactly how you play
If my house was on fire I’d have to just go down with it because I can’t imagine how I’d save all of this shit I absolutely can’t live without. The plants alone amount to over 40 so let’s be real about this
February 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
If my house was on fire I’d have to just go down with it because I can’t imagine how I’d save all of this shit I absolutely can’t live without. The plants alone amount to over 40 so let’s be real about this
Having John Mulaney and Nick Kroll as contestants on a game show for charity is absolutely the move I needed to see made today
February 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Having John Mulaney and Nick Kroll as contestants on a game show for charity is absolutely the move I needed to see made today
This just in: “wrinkles” is out, “expression lines” is in. Can’t have people feeling bad about aging as they inevitably age like everyone else
January 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This just in: “wrinkles” is out, “expression lines” is in. Can’t have people feeling bad about aging as they inevitably age like everyone else
If you don’t think Nicolas Cage is America’s darling you can go fuck yourself
January 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
If you don’t think Nicolas Cage is America’s darling you can go fuck yourself
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i’m not here to make friends, i’m here to avenge the death of disco
January 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i’m not here to make friends, i’m here to avenge the death of disco
I’m devoting a good portion of 2025 to adding new rare insults to my repertoire and I think I’m gonna file “little Dunning-Kruger bitch” right next to “smooth-brained motherfucker”
January 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m devoting a good portion of 2025 to adding new rare insults to my repertoire and I think I’m gonna file “little Dunning-Kruger bitch” right next to “smooth-brained motherfucker”
Small claims court seems like such a circus, those judges must have the best day at work every single day
January 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Small claims court seems like such a circus, those judges must have the best day at work every single day
How to know the TV doctors are actors and not real med professionals: “Let the prednisone do its work. Get some sleep.”
January 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
How to know the TV doctors are actors and not real med professionals: “Let the prednisone do its work. Get some sleep.”
As a dog returns to its vomit, I return to singing Popular from Wicked
January 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
As a dog returns to its vomit, I return to singing Popular from Wicked
iso someone to take videos of me singing Broadway hits to my chihuahua for the internet, I’ll pay you when I make it big
January 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
iso someone to take videos of me singing Broadway hits to my chihuahua for the internet, I’ll pay you when I make it big
I don’t wanna be a volunteer firefighter, I wanna be a volunteer garbage handler so I can snoop through everyone’s trash in peace
January 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I don’t wanna be a volunteer firefighter, I wanna be a volunteer garbage handler so I can snoop through everyone’s trash in peace
I don’t understand why more chihuahuas aren’t emotional support animals, mine is fucking flawless at it
January 12, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I don’t understand why more chihuahuas aren’t emotional support animals, mine is fucking flawless at it
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if edgar allan poe was smart he’d have charged admission to see the amazing talking raven.
January 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if edgar allan poe was smart he’d have charged admission to see the amazing talking raven.
Yesterday I was driving home and I saw a what i made out to be teenage boy all decked out in snow gear holding a thermos mounting an orange plastic snow sled at the top of a hill. He was 100% by himself from what I could tell. Idk I just thought that was nice and wholesome
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Yesterday I was driving home and I saw a what i made out to be teenage boy all decked out in snow gear holding a thermos mounting an orange plastic snow sled at the top of a hill. He was 100% by himself from what I could tell. Idk I just thought that was nice and wholesome
I’m mad about the new vape laws in Kentucky because like, it’s for a really good reason but…my popcorn lung chemicals bro :((((
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m mad about the new vape laws in Kentucky because like, it’s for a really good reason but…my popcorn lung chemicals bro :((((
If you’re not taking probiotics, you are not living your life to its full potential
January 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you’re not taking probiotics, you are not living your life to its full potential
Peak pandemic, household of 6, one roll of toilet paper. I went to Walgreens and a lady had two packs in her cart headed up to pay and I said “please tell me they have more…” and she said “these were the last two…but here” and gave me one of the two packs out of her cart.
January 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Peak pandemic, household of 6, one roll of toilet paper. I went to Walgreens and a lady had two packs in her cart headed up to pay and I said “please tell me they have more…” and she said “these were the last two…but here” and gave me one of the two packs out of her cart.
Winter of 2020, we were dirt poor. I didn’t even have a winter coat in January. I was at Target buying baby supplies and I had a cheap coat I saved til last. I didn’t have enough for it so I had her just take it to put back nbd. I paid and the lady behind me stopped me, bought it & gave it to me
January 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Winter of 2020, we were dirt poor. I didn’t even have a winter coat in January. I was at Target buying baby supplies and I had a cheap coat I saved til last. I didn’t have enough for it so I had her just take it to put back nbd. I paid and the lady behind me stopped me, bought it & gave it to me
When I was in college, there was a period of time where I was using my cane. One day I was walking across campus with my book bag, books in my arm, and my cane and it was POURING rain. A girl with a big umbrella saw me and changed her course to come and put her umbrella over us both, to my class.
January 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
When I was in college, there was a period of time where I was using my cane. One day I was walking across campus with my book bag, books in my arm, and my cane and it was POURING rain. A girl with a big umbrella saw me and changed her course to come and put her umbrella over us both, to my class.
Today, I was running errands and picking up plants I’d bought locally; we had a snowstorm a few days ago. I got stuck on a road in a neighborhood I don’t live in and people from FIVE separate houses came out with shovels to help, and two of them gave me a push as I pulled out! Super awesome.
January 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Today, I was running errands and picking up plants I’d bought locally; we had a snowstorm a few days ago. I got stuck on a road in a neighborhood I don’t live in and people from FIVE separate houses came out with shovels to help, and two of them gave me a push as I pulled out! Super awesome.